2 Stupid Dogs
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Little Dog
- "Ball!"
- "Bleugh! It tastes like caca!"
- "Cat!" (woman screams and he faints)
- "CORN!!!!"
- "It's not fake, it's CHEESECAKE!"
- "Ice cream, ice cream! I got my ice cream! It's not a dream! What a team, just me and my ice cream!"
- "My bone, my bone! I found...my bone! I'm not...alone, cuz I found...my bone!"
- "The bucket! The bucket! Spit...in...the...BUCKET!"
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Big Dog
- "Food."
- "Boof!" (usually a low bark that stops a cat or human stone-cold)
- "I’m feeling out of touch with the natural way of doing things."
- "I learned, I like to shake."
- "FUDGEY SCOUT COOKIES!"
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Hollywood
- "Awwww, isn't that cute. . .BUT IT'S WRONG!!!!"
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Both Dogs
- Little Dog: Hey, hey, hey, hey! Why did you wake me up?
- Big Dog: So we can wake up.
- Little Dog: Well, if you didn’t wake me up, I might’ve had a nightmare and it would’ve woke me up. Then, I could’ve woke you up, and we’d both…be…awake. But since you did wake me up, I can’t wake up from this nightmare so I can’t wake you up! So we’re both still asleep.
- Big Dog: What?
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- Little Dog: You’re right. And when you’re right, you’re right. And you’re right, right?
- Big Dog: Right.
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- Psychiatrist: Now, tell me what you see here. (shows ink blot)
- Little Dog: "Ball!"
- Big Dog: "Food."
- Psychiatrist: "Now this one."
- Little Dog: "Ball!"
- Big Dog: "Food."
- Psychiatrist: "Hmmmm. . .and this one?" (shows a picture of food and a ball)
- Both dogs: "Uuuuhhhhhhmmmmmmmm. . . ."
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- Big Dog: Look out for the auto-mo-biles!
- Little Dog: What automobiles?
- Big Dog: The auto-mo-biles that are about to HIT you!
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