40 Days and 40 Nights

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40 Days and 40 Nights is a 2002 film about a young man vows to stay celibate during the 40 days of Lent because of a brutal breakup, but finds the girl of his dreams and is unable to do anything about it.

Directed by Michael Lehmann. Written by Rob Perez
One man is about to do the unthinkable. No sex. Whatsoever. For... 40 Days and 40 Nights.

Contents

Matt Sullivan

  • Matt: I almost fucked an outlet today.
  • Matt: You stupid, stupid... silly little person.


Ryan

  • Ryan: 1 - you can't do it. You can't. This isn't a personal attack towards you, I'm just saying that no man can do it, it goes against nature? The male was biologically designed to spread his seed, Matt. You're gonna piss off the seeds man? It goes against science. You wanna be the guy who goes against science?
  • Ryan: Dude, you've got to tell her. Seriously. You can pass off two dates without a kiss as being old fashioned - you go three and you're a homo.
  • Ryan: Do you know how many hours I spent looking for for my "Temple of Poon" tape. One. That is a long time to be looking for porn, Matt, what the fuck is going on.

Dialogue

Erica: If I told you, "Don't think about the color red", what would you think about?
Matt: Sex.

Nicole: Hey, Bagel Guy.
The Bagel Guy: You know my name?

Other

Mandy: [Mandy describes to Matt the importance of women's power of abstinence] Women have been doing this since... the beginning. It's all part of the system. But you're taking the power and you're fucking with the system. Now, you realize that we can't let this happen, hmm?

Taglines

  • One man is about to do the unthinkable. No sex. Whatsoever. For... 40 Days and 40 Nights.
  • This March, sex takes a holiday.

Cast

External links




ru:40 дней 40 ночей (фильм)
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