All That

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These are quotations from the Nickelodeon television program All That. Vital Information aside, the quotes are sorted according to the actor who delivered the line (or whose character is more central to the exchange), in the order given by the List of All That characters.

Contents 1 Vital Information 2 First Run (seasons 1-6) 2.1 Josh Server 2.2 Kenan Thompson 2.2.1 Everyday French With Pierre Escargot 2.3 Kel Mitchell 2.4 Lori Beth Denberg 2.5 Katrina Johnson 2.6 Alisa Reyes 2.7 Angelique Bates 2.8 Amanda Bynes 2.9 Danny Tamberelli 2.10 Christy Knowings 2.11 Leon Frierson 2.12 Nick Cannon 2.13 Mark Saul 2.14 Gabriel Iglesias 2.15 Other 3 Second Run (seasons 7-10) 3.1 Chelsea Brummet 3.2 Jack DeSena 3.3 Lisa Foiles 3.4 Kyle Sullivan 3.5 Shane Lyons 3.6 Giovonnie Samuels 3.7 Bryan Hearne 3.8 Jamie Lynn Spears 3.9 Christina Kirkman 3.10 Ryan Coleman 3.11 Kianna Underwood 3.12 Denzel Whitaker 3.13 Other 4 External links

Vital Information

Delivered by Lori Beth Denberg in seasons 1-4, Danny Tamberelli in seasons 5-6, and Lil' JJ in season 10.

• If it looks bad, smells bad, and tastes bad, then it might be...this OOOOOOOLLLLD BURRITO!
• It's nice to stop and smell the flowers. It's not nice to stop and smell...this OOOOOOOLLLLD BURRITO!
• It's rude to walk up to an old person and say, "Hey, has your face always looked like that, or have you just been underwater for the last twenty years?"
• Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder how this song became so popular.
• Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe, catch a tiger by its toe. If it hollers, let it go, because if you don't he's going to kill you!
• Next time you're sick, take a piece of ham and rub it around your skin. You won't feel any better, but hey, you'll smell like ham!
• All is fair in love and war. All is smelly in a closet full of baboons.
• Hey diddle-diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon, the little dog laughed to see such sport, and the dish exploded.
• The early bird gets the worm. I don't care, I didn't really want the worm.
• Cheaters never prosper. That is, unless they bought my new book, Cheating the Denberg Way. Available wherever fine books are sold.
• Tell your brother that if he eats a lot of uncooked popcorn kernels he will explode.
• It's rude to cover a cow with glue and taunt it by saying "Sticky Cow, Sticky Cow, OOOOOOOOH! Sticky Cow!"
• When the going gets tough, the tough get going. When left in the sun, mayonaisse grows hair.
• Oh, Macarena, Macarena, Macarena. Oh, Macarena, Macarena, Macarena. Oh, I hate the Macarena!
• If you're on a first date, it's a bad idea to say "So, what's the biggest loogie you've ever hocked up?"
• Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill just laughed as Jack lay there unconscious.
• You should always brush your teeth three times a day. You should never fill your pants with infected fish.
• Breaking up is hard to do. Breaking a dozen eggs with a sledgehammer is fun.
• When it rains, it pours. When there's a nail in your eye, you go "AHHHHHH!"
• If you see somebody drowning, try throwing a popcorn in their mouth.
• There's 16 ounces in a pound. There's 38 sheep in my pants.
• If your name is Steven and you have a turkey named Stefan, then come Thanksgiving, you'll be Steven, stuffing Stefan!
• A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. A bird in your pants can be very uncomfortable.
• When it rains, it pours. When it snows, it's cold.
• You are what you eat. I am thirteen tacos and a stick of butter.
• If you can count to seventeen on one hand, then good luck finding gloves, you seventeen-fingered freak!
• Revenge is sweet. Not as sweet as 10 pounds of sugar!
• If you fall in the mud, it's not a good idea to stand up and say "I AM THE KING OF MUD CITY, AND YOU ARE ALL MY MUD PEOPLE!"
• If you hang a turkey from your Christmas tree and it's the fourth of July, then congratulations, you're a blonde!
• Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb with a side of mashed potatoes.
• Miss Susie had a baby, she named him Tiny Tim. She put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim. He drank up all the water; he ate up all the soap; he tried to eat the bathtub, but it wouldn't go down his throat. The moral of this story is don't name your baby Tiny Tim.
• If you've just eaten, wait twenty minutes before swimming. If you can't swim, wait twenty minutes before drowning.
• If you have a fear of spiders, then you have arachnophobia. If you have a fear of breathing, then you have about four minutes to live.
• It's fun to play in the snow. It's not fun to play in a bathtub full of vomit.
• It's no fun to go to the dentist, especially if your dentist pushed you down a flight of stairs.
• There's no such thing as a stupid question...unless the question is, "JJ, can I borrow 20 dollars?" NO!
• If there was an animal called a yabba-dabba, and you kept one in your backyard, you might accidentally step in some yabba-dabba doo.
• If your bra is too tight, it's uncomfortable. If you're a boy and your bra is too tight, I'm uncomfortable.
• Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care. Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care. Jimmy got hit with a melon, and I still don't care.
• If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. If you're not happy and you don't know it, clap your monkey.
• Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star, how I wonder how you smell.
• If you barf in an elevator, don't respond by saying, "I shouldn't have eaten that large pizza."
• Mary had a little lamb. I squished it with my foot.
• Wise men say that he who goes to sleep with itchy butt wakes up with smelly fingers.
• It's rude to talk with your mouth full. It's even ruder to talk with a mouthful of baby squirrels.
• It's rude to push your friend Billy off the roof and yell "HEY NEIGHBORS, IT'S RAININ' BILLY!"
• If your teacher gives you an F, it's wrong to say, "What did you expect, moron? I didn't study!"
• If your grandmother gives you a pretty new sweater as a gift, it's wrong to thank her by wrapping it around her neck and squeezing till she turns blue.
• It's rude to walk into a forest and say, "HEY YOU TREES ARE JUST BIG MORONS, YA KNOW THAT? AND IF YOU WANNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, JUST COME OVER AND KICK ME!"
• When an adult asks you what you wanna be when you grow up, don't say, "Well, I wanna be a big old loser, just like you!"
• Never judge a book by its cover. Judge it by the noise it makes when it hits your Uncle Betty in the butt!
• If you're having trouble with your homework, don't go up to your teacher and say, "This homework is too hard! Now gimme a big wet kiss!"
• It's nice to invent a new soup called Tasty Chicken Barley. It's not nice to invent a soup called Broken Glass Chowder.
• It's fun to milk a cow. It's weird to milk a toothless old hippie named Maurice.
• If you're afraid your grandmother might get stolen, stick an alarm up her dress and chain her to the fence!
• Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey no see, monkey step in doo.

First Run (seasons 1-6)

Josh Server

• Detective Dan: "I'm Detective Dan."

• Detective Dan: "Hello, Pizza Shack? I'd like a large pepperoni pizza with no pepperonis."

• Bernie Kibbitz: "I'm Bernie Kibbitz and I'm old!"

• Squash Hick: "Why, the only thing I like more than fishing (or buses) is my good friend Squash Boy!"

• Studs Wilkinson: "I find your hilarious comedy both amusing AND entertaining!"

• Jerry Fytootal/Futile: "How many socks?....I'm sorry; the answer was nine. Nine socks."

• Toby Braun: "My name is Toby Braun, and I am a former fitness expert..."

Kenan Thompson

• Superdude: "I'm Superdude, teenage superhero with powers that amaze the stupid."

• Mavis: "Hey, Clavis, wake up; the show's over."

• Miss Pidlin: "Oh, dear, children, Miss Pidlin almost let her violent temper and beast-like strength get the better of her!"

• (Other character): "What country are you from, Ishboo?"

Ishboo: "That is a very good question."

• (Other character): "What country are you from, Ishboo?"

Ishboo: "Why are you screaming at me!?"

• (Other character): "What country are you from, Ishboo?"

Ishboo: "I forget."

• Antoine: "What it is."

• Antoine: "Hey, I SAID meatloaf!"

Everyday French With Pierre Escargot

(Each of these is the "translation" of a French phrase.)

• There are small children in my nose.
• I'm a pretty little girl.
• I will not introduce you to my fluffy dog Boo-Boo.
• I will not introduce you to this piece of wheat toast.
• May I blow my nose in your Sandwich?
• I want to shave your back.
• My father's name is Stephanie.
• What time is it and why do you smell like cheese?
• (after speaking an unusually long French phrase) How are you?
• Hey! Who put that bacon fat on my toilet seat?
• Why is your grandmother wearing my father's panties?
• Thanks for buttering my squirrel.
• Who broke the pickle pump?

Kel Mitchell

• Ed: "Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?"

• Ed: (singing) "I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, 'cause we're all dudes, hey!"

• Ed: "Uhh...no?"

• Customer (Server): "Hi, I'd like a Good Punch."

Ed: "Okay." (punches customer in the face, KO-ing him)

(later)

Customer: "Why did you hit me? All I did was ask for a Good Punch!" (Ed knocks him out again)

(later)

Customer: "Okay, I think I've got it now. I keep asking for a Good Punch, and you keep hitting me repeatedly. So I'd like one Good SODA, got it?"

Ed: "One Good Soda."

Customer: "Right." (Ed punches him out again)

• Okrah: "Today on the Okrah show, you'll be entertained by other people's sad, miserable lives."

• Lump Maroon: "Jupiter!"

• Clavis: "Oh, yeah, kick it!"

• Clavis: "You just gotta reach deep down in your pants and pull out stuff you never knew you had."

• Coach Cretin: "Aww, the life I lead is sad!"

• Butter Boy: "Superdude, why don't you rub up against me?"

• Repairmanman: "That was me! I'm...Repairmanman-man-man-man-man!"

• (Other character): "What's with the echo?"

Repairmanman: "Echo my butt!"

• (Other character): "What's with the echo?"

Repairmanman: "What echo?"

Lori Beth Denberg

• Miss Fingerly: "The classroom is no place for the exchange of ideas!"

• Ms. Hushbum: "QUIET! THIS IS A LIBRARY!" (blows airhorn)

• Herself: "I want a rhinocerous...carved out of pure gold!"*

• Santa Claus: "So Lori, have you been a good girl this year?"

Lori: "Hmmm, no."

Santa Claus: "Well, okay, no presents for you."

Katrina Johnson

• Ross Perot: "I got four billion dollars, Earboy!"

• Ross Perot: "Hey, Pizzaface, how about a little bite?"

• Dorothy: "Mr. Cosby, I need a shower."

Bill Cosby (Thompson): "That you do."

• Lactose-Definer: "Superdude is lactose-intolerant. That means he can be harmed by dairy products, like milk or cheese."

Yo-Girl (Mitchell): "Or yogurt!"

Lactose-Definer: "Yes, yogurt is another dairy product."

Alisa Reyes

• Kiki: (singing) "We'll be here...forever-"

Fran (Denberg): "Stop it."

Kiki: "-and ever-"

Fran: "Stop it!"

Kiki: "-and ever-"

Fran: "STOP IT!"

Kiki: "-and ever, (Fran knocks herself out) and ever...."

Angelique Bates

Amanda Bynes

• Ashley: (reading) "'Dear Ashley,' thaaaaaat's me!"

• Jiffy Springs: (singing) "I'm a teeny-weeny bopper-beany, I'm so nice and he's so meany!"

• Captain Tantrum: "Waaaah! You hurt my spaceship!"

Thumbtax (Denberg): "I'm sorry, lil' cap'n. What can I do to make it up to you?"

Captain Tantrum: (sniffling) "Lower your shields."

Thumbtax: "Well, okay, shields lowered."

Captain Tantrum: "Singo, fire main lasers!"

Thumbtax: (exploding) "Ahhhh!"

Singo (Mitchell): (singing) "Captain, that was brilliant; Captain, that was brilliant!"

• Megan Marples: "I slap myself with liver."

• Herself: "You know how it is when you just gotta dance!"

Danny Tamberelli

• Janitor Gaseous: "Squat and rot!"

• Jack Campbell: "I'm gonna have to inspect this refrigerator...with my face."

Christy Knowings

Leon Frierson

• Leroy: "Hey, Fuzz, do you want ride in a rocket?"

Fuzz (a puppet): "That looks like a toilet."

Leroy: "It's a special puppet rocket."

• Billy Fuco: "I'M BILLY FUCO!"

• C.J.: "I'm the cutest, and I have the biggest 'fro, so the group will continue to be called 'C.J. and the Cloudy Knights.'"

Nick Cannon

Mark Saul

• Stuart: "You're right, I'm not the real (insert job). I'm just a guy named Stuart. But if I was the real (insert job), I'd be the best (insert job) IN ALL THE LAND! People would come up to me and say 'Oh, Stuart, will you (perform job) for me? Because you're the best (insert job)...EVER!!!!!' Now I'm going to hop on my kangaroo and fly away."

• Hypno-Pants: "Stare into my butt!"

• Murray: "Hey! Could you-hey! Could you bring me-hey! Could you bring me a balloon?"

Gabriel Iglesias

Other

• Announcer (Soup): "Fresh out the box! Stop, look, & watch! Ready yet? Get set! It's All That!"

• Announcer: "Peter sharpens his pencil in a pencil sharpener. Flem sharpens his pencil in his belly button.

• Announcer: "Peter runs five miles every morning. Flem runs from the police."

• Announcer: "Peter does his homework neatly and carefully. Flem hits things with a hammer."

• Kevin Kopelow: "Five minutes! The show starts in five minutes!"

• Dan Schneider: "Hiiiii, everyone! It's time for 'Ask Ashley'!"

• Mr. Bailey (Schneider): "I have to go home and shave Mother!"

• Maya: "...And if things go horribly wrong, we'll show this video clip of Rhineheart the Dancing Monkey-Boy."

• Everyone: "Let's have a round o' sound for our musical guest, (insert guest's name)!"

Second Run (seasons 7-10)

Chelsea Brummet

• Bridgett: "Welcome to my slumber party! The only thing I think about besides boys is boys!"

• Abby Rhoades: "Like, okay, okay?"

• Mega Butt: "Butt powers ACTIVATE!"

Jack DeSena

• Slimon Bowel: "I hate you all."

• Randy Quench: "Here comes me!"

• Carson Daly: "I'm now bleeding from the ears! I hope you're happy!"

Lisa Foiles

• "When life gives me lemons, I suck them."

Kyle Sullivan

• Harry Bladder: "Weenius nosium!"
• Harry Bladder: (Professor Chafe enlarges Herhiney's butt) "Look what you did to her heinie!"
• Brian Peafest: "Who will be the next American Idiot?"

Shane Lyons

Giovonnie Samuels

• Mandy Snackson: "Dawg, you did your thing."

• Driving Instructor: "Don't be distracted by distractions!"

Bryan Hearne

• Ron: "I'm Harry Bladder's precocious best friend!"

• Zigfried: "KUMQUAT!...jerk."

Jamie Lynn Spears

• Thelma Stump: "Got any bacon?...Bacon's goooood."
• Carly:"I'm Carly and I'm Marly (played by foiles) and we have a passion for trashion fashion

Christina Kirkman

• Cindy Lou Rougeneck: "I want some babyback ribs!"

Ryan Coleman

• Jim Tasty: "I'm delicious!"

Kianna Underwood

• Kareena Jones: "Sas-er-frass!"
• Kareena Jones: "No Flapjacks for you TODAY!!"

Denzel Whitaker

• Cupid: "I don't like it now, and I didn't like it when I was a tall white guy!" (the part had previously been played by Lyons)
• Jeff Bester: "When it comes to safety, I know bester!"

Other

• Lady in Shane's Mouth (Schneider): "Don't live in a mouth!"

• Brian Peck: "Know your stars...know your stars...know your stars..."

External links

• All That quotes at the Internet Movie Database
• All That at TV Tome
• Official page at Nick.com