'Allo 'Allo!

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'Allo 'Allo! (1982-1992) was a TV-series, broadcast on the British television channel BBC1. The show's premise was not to make fun of the war but to spoof war-based film and TV dramas

1 René Artois
2 Michèle Dubois
3 Monsieur Alphonse
4 Leclerc
5 Officer Crabtree
6 Herr Flick
7 From Episodes
8 Cast
9 External links

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René Artois

You stupid woman!

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Michèle Dubois

Listen very carefully. I shall say this only once.

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Monsieur Alphonse

Ohhh.... my dicky ticker!

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Leclerc

It is I, Leclerc!

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Officer Crabtree

Good moaning.

I have bad nose.

Darly belivid. We are gothered here todee to jine thus min and thus women in highly mitriminy.

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Herr Flick

Who has squashed my Gestapo staff car? ...This is very serious: The Gestapo is only insured third party.
(On answering the telephone) Flick, the Gestapo... No, I said FLICK.

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From Episodes

Helga: Herr Flick, where are you?
Herr Flick: I am behind this screen with von Smallhausen
Helga: May I enquire to what you are up?
Herr Flick: We have taken off our clothes in accordance with the Fuhrer's instructions
Helga: What exactly did the Fuhrer ask you to do?

Rene: I would like to turn myself in
Crabtree: Do you wash to confuss to a cream?
Rene: What? Oh, oh yes. Cream everywhere
Crabtree: Do you wash to confuss to mordor?
Rene: No
Crabtree: Minslatter?
Rene: No
Crabtree: Biglary?
Rene: No
Crabtree: Biglary woth minaces?
Rene: No
Crabtree: Roop?
Rene: No
Crabtree: Arson?
Rene: What is arson?
Crabtree: It is when you bun something doon

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