Andrew Dice Clay
Andrew Dice Clay (born September 29, 1957) is an American comedian and actor.
- Let me ask you a question...: the first time you fucked her, was she any good? Yeah? Now let me ask you another question: how do you think she got that way?
- Little Boy Blue...he needed the money!
- Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with $2.50!
- Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Jack burnt off his fucking dick!
- There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe,
She had so many kids her uterus fell out!
- Georgie Porgie Puddin' and Pie
Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye
When her eye was dry and shut
Georgie fucked that one eyed slut!
- Twinkle, twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are.
Shine upon the parking lot,
As I eat my girlfriend's twat!
- Eenie meenie miney moe,
Suck my dick and swallow slow!
- Peter Peter pumpkin eater,
Had a wife, loved to beat her
Smacked her twice across the head,
Fucked her ass and went to bed!
- Hickory dickory dock,
Some chick was sucking my cock.
When the clock struck two,
I dropped my goo and dumped the bitch on the next block!
- Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner eating a pizza pie.
He shit pepperoni, and blew his friend Tony
Then wiped his mouth on his tie!
- Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
And sat down beside her and said,
Hey, what's in the bowl bitch?
- Jack Spratt could eat no fat,
His wife could eat no lean.
So Jack ignored her flabby tits,
And licked her asshole clean!
- Mary, Mary quite contrary,
Trim that pussy it's too damn hairy!
- Little Bo Peep fucked her sheep
Blew her horse and licked his feet.
She ate his asshole very nice,
Tongued his balls not once, but twice!
- Three blind mice, see how they run.
Where the fuck are they going?
- Patty cake, Patty cake
If your chick's on her period
Just fuck her in the can!
- Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I fucked your mother's ass,
And she had you!