Animaniacs

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Animaniacs, animated series, follow-up to Tiny Toon Adventures, home to Yakko, Wakko, and Dot, the Warner siblings; Pinky and the Brain; Rita and Runt; Chicken Boo; Slappy and Skippy Squirrel, Dr. Otto Scratchansniff; Ralph and many others.

Warner Brothers and Sister

• Pablo Picasso: Oui oui!
  (Wee Wee...For those who don't speak French)Dot: Oui oui?
  Pablo: Oui oui!
  Yakko: The things we can get away with today.
• Ms. Flamiel: Yakko, do you know how to conjugate?
  Yakko: Who, me? I never even kissed a girl.
  Ms. Flamiel: Okay, Yakko, conjugate with me.
  Yakko: Goodnight, everybody!
• Count Dracula: I am Count Dracula!
  Yakko: Didn't you used to teach counting on Sesame Street?
• Dr. Scratchansniff: Do you know who I am?
  Yakko: Dr. Otto von Scratchansniff, world famous psychoanalyst to the stars?
  Dr. Scratchansniff: That is correct.
  Yakko: I won! I won! What did I win?
  Dr. Scratchansniff: Nothing.
  Yakko: Say, what kind of game show is this?
  Dr. Scratchansniff: This isn't a game show.
  Yakko: Well I'll say it isn't. No one wins anything. You'll be lucky to stay on the air for one week!
• Hemingway: (in a woman's voice) Who is it?
  Dot: Pushpen Office Supply delivery for... Mr. Ernest Hemingway.
  Hemingway: Mr. Hemingway isn't here right now. This is, uh, Alice B. Douglas.
  Warners: No you're not.
  Hemingway: Yes I am.
  Warners: (now inside the house) No you're not.
  Hemingway: (normal voice) Aah!
  Yakko: You can't fool us. Alice B. Douglas doesn't live here anymore!
• Narrator: And now, the stars of our show, the Warners!
  Yakko: I'm Yakko!
  Wakko: I'm Wakko!
  Dot: And I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Balana-- Oh, shoot!
  Yakko & Wakko: (laughing)
  Director: Cut!!
  Dot: Take two.
• "Citizens of Anvilania, I stand before you, because if I was behind you, you couldn't see me." ~Yakko
• Umlatt: No, no! This is the uniform of a great man!
  Yakko: Does he know you're wearing it?
  Umlatt: I am Umlatt of Donlikus, and I am here to demand you surrender Anvilania to me! I give you 24 hours to vacate!
  Yakko: Vacation already? This is only my first day on the job!
  Umlatt: I demand your surrender!
  Yakko: I will not surrender! You surrender!
  Umlatt: Me, surrender?
  Yakko: Okay, I accept. Hand over the keys to your castle.
  Umlatt: Don't be ridiculous! I'll go to war before I surrender!
  Yakko: Fine, and don't you come back until you've learned some manners, young man!
  Umlatt: Very well, you silly child! This means war!
  Yakko: I thought that meant touchdown.
• Arch Bishop: King Yakko, your throne.
  Wakko: The throne? How do you lift the lid?
  Dot: Since when do you lift the lid?
• Narrator: And now, the stars of our show, the Warners!
  Yakko: I'm Yakko!
  Wakko: I'm Wakko!
  Dot: And I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fone-- Aaaaagh!
  Director: Cut!
  Yakko: Ladies and gentleman, Miss Banana Falana!
  Wakko: (laughing) Banana Falana!
  Dot: Oh, thanks for your support, Mr. P-Pop-Into-the-Mike!
  Wakko: Oh, Pooh! I never pop my P's!
  Director: Uh, Wakko, we got a big P-pop on "pooh". Could we have that again?
  Dot: HAH!
• Miss Flamiel: We'll move on to science. Dot, what can you tell me about the great scientists of the nineteenth century?
  Dot: They're all dead.
  Miss Flamiel: No no no!
  Dot: All right. They're all living.
  Miss Flamiel: No no no!
  Yakko: Well, now we're getting into philosophy.
• Dot: Do you think this plan will work?
  Yakko: It better - we don't have any more commercial breaks.
• Narrator: And now, the stars of our show, the Warners!
  Yakko: I'm Yakko!
  Wakko: I'm Wakko!
  Dot: And I'm Pincess-- DAAAAAAAAGH!!!
  Yakko & Wakko: Helloooo, Pincess! (laughing)
  Yakko: I love it!
  Wakko: Pincess!
  Dot: Yeah, you try saying it sometime!
  Yakko: "Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Bo Besca III".
  Dot: Oh, thank you, Mr. United-States-Canada-Mexico-Panama. Big whoop. LET'S DO IT!
• "I gotta tell you, that is the worst Peter Lorre impression I have ever heard." ~Yakko
• "There they are, sibs — the Florida Keys… right between the Flordia Pocketbook and the Florida Spare Change." ~Yakko
• Yakko: So, sister--who's not really my sister but I'm just calling you that--you were about to describe a caper.
  Hello Nurse: It's a little pickle thing sometimes found in salads.
• "We were taking in a show when someone tried to slip a mickey in my drink. Nice try, bub, but I work for Warner's!" ~Yakko
• Narrator: (sounding tired) And now... the stars of our show... the Warners.
  Yakko: I'm still Yakko.
  Wakko: I'm still Wakko.
  Dot: And I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Fo Foo --- STOP! WHYCANIGTITBYGDDITRBBITWHYGOTTOSTOPITAAUUUUUGH!!!
  Yakko: That's my cute little sister who said that! Goodnight, everybody!
• Dr. Scratchansniff: Ah... I know vhat you kids vant, ja? You want to talk to Mr. Puppethead! "Hello kids, I'm Mr. Puppethead! Tell me why you always make the jokes." Why aren't you talking with Mr. Puppethead? No no, it iz very easy; watch me, watch me. Ahem. Hello, Mr. Puppethead, how are you? "I am fine, Dr. Scratchansniff. How are you?" I am fine, Mr. Puppethead. Did you have a yummy breakfast? "Oh yes, yes! Very yummy. How was your breakfast?" My breakfast was yummy as vell. Now you see? Isn't that easy?
  Yakko: Um... are you sure you don't want to see a p-sychiatrist?
  Dr. Scratchansniff: I am a p-sychi-- I mean psychiatrist! (tearing at his hair) I AM! I AM! I AM! I AM!
  Yakko: Mr. Puppethead's hungry.
• Buster & Babs Bunny:"(together) Buster and Babs Bunny. No relation"
  Noah: "Lets hope not, its a childrens show"
• God:" I've decided to make it rain for forty days and fourty nights. I comand thee to build an ark"
  Noah:"Ok fine, what's an ark?"
  Indian Jones:"It's what Ive been searching for! It's this incredable bejewled box containing the power of the heavens. And it melts Nazis."

• Abraham Lincoln, after Yakko and Wakko tell him that if a delivers the Gettysburg Address, his head will be on the penny, there'll be Lincoln's Birthday sales, etc.: "Just as long as they don't name a savings and loan after me!"

Slappy and Skippy Squirrel

• "Now that's comedy!" ~Slappy
• Woman: Well! I never!
  Slappy: Well, you should--it's fun!
  
• "Tactless, yet rude." ~Slappy
• "You remind me of a very young Betty Boop." ~Slappy
• "If I were a better person, I'd ignore her and go on with my life. But I'm not." ~Slappy
• "Skippy, in most cases, revenge is not the right thing. In other cases, it's the only thing." ~Slappy
• Slappy: What about the plot, Hemmingway? What's an anvil got to do with this story?
  Skippy: Who cares? Anvils are funny!
• Slappy: I'm gonna make you some brain food. That's right, I'm gonna make you my famous walnut fig dough surprise.
  Skippy: What's the surprise?
  Slappy: I'm outta walnuts.
• "What a schmutz." ~Slappy
• Stinkbomb: It's our sworn duty to chase 'em, catch 'em, and shake 'em like rag dolls!
  Bumpo: Why?
  Stinkbomb: I dunno. It's what we do.
• Slappy: "Fade out already, we got the joke".

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