Ash Williams

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Ashley J. "Ash" Williams, fiction character portrayed by Bruce Campbell and anti-hero of the Evil Dead series of movies, has a whole set of popular quotes that are often referenced in other media.

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Quotes

  • "You bastards! Why are you torturing me like this? Why?"
  • (after replacing his severed hand with a chainsaw) "Groovy!"
  • (after building a prosthetic to replace his severed hand) "Groovy!"
  • "Hail to the king, baby."
  • "Shop smart. Shop S-Mart."
  • "Who wants some?"
  • "Workshed."
  • "All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! It's a 12 gauge double barreled Remington, S-mart's top of the line... you can find this in the sporting goods department... that's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan, retails for about $109.95, got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger."
  • "Swallow this."
  • "Yo, she-bitch, let's go!"
  • "Come get some."
  • (after shooting Evil Ash in the face) "Good... bad... I'm the guy with the gun." (the director's cut version replaces this with "I'm not that good.")
  • (while cutting off his evil hand) "Who's laughing now? WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!"
  • (while trying to shoot his severed evil hand) "Me and ol' double-barrel here'll blow your butt to kingdom come!"
  • (in offical magical reciting voice) "Clatto... Veratta... Ne-... (to himself) netrom, nectar, nickel... definately an "N" word!"
  • (because he can't remember the exact words to speak to keep the Deadites from arising) "Clatto... Veratta... N-*cough*!"
  • "We can take these deadites... with science."
  • "Yeah, baby. Sing...For the King."
  • "Gimme some sugar, baby." (prior to a kiss)
  • "Awh baby, thats just what we call 'pillow-talk."
  • "Name's Ash. [cocks shotgun] Housewares."
  • (while looking in a mirror) "I'm fine..." (his reflection comes out of the mirror and grabs him saying) "We just sliced up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound 'fine' to you?"
  • "You bastards! Give me back my hand!"
  • "Buckle up bonehead; you're going for a ride."
  • (After being attacked by a decoy Necronomicon in the Graveyard) "...I'll get back to you!"
  • "Its a trick. Quick, get an axe." (preventing a knight from grabbing a witch playing dead)
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