Bill Cosby
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William Henry "Bill " Cosby, Jr., Ed.D (born July 12, 1937) is an American actor, comedian, television producer and activist.
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- Dad is great, he gives us the chocolate cake.
- From Bill Cosby:Himself
- Noah: But I'm sick and tired of this. I've been working all day everyday like crazy for months now, dawn to dusk. I'm tired of this.
God: Noah.
Noah: Yeah?
God: How long can you tread water?- From the comedy sketch Noah
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- A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice.
- Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home and be happy.
- pokeyman don't know where the jazz is at.
- I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
- I refuse to use stool softener!
- Ladies and gentlemen, the lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal. These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids – $500 sneakers for what? And won't spend $200 for 'Hooked on Phonics.'
- Our children are angry. The profanity is out in the street. It's on the buses and in the subway. Our children are trying to tell us something, and we are not listening.
- The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
- The idea is to one day get out of the projects. You don't just stay there.
- They're standing on the corner and they can't speak English. I can't even talk the way these people talk: 'Why you ain't,' 'Where you is' ... And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk. And then I heard the father talk. ... Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. ... You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth!
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