Chevy Chase

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Cornelius Crane Chase, better known as Chevy Chase (born October 8, 1943) is an American comedian, writer and television and film actor from Woodstock, New York.

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 "No thanks, I'm trying to quit" (when offered a stick of gum).

Webb: You take drugs Danny?
Danny: Every day.
Webb: Good. So what's the problem?

Danny: I've gotta go to college.. I gotta.
Webb: Aahh Danny.. this isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia is it? No didn't think so..

Man: Oh Webb ol' man, I didn't see your name on the sign in sheet for the club tournament. I thought you'd be the man to beat this year.
Webb: Guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself.

No one told me there would be math involved. (as Gerald Ford)

I'm Chevy Chase - and you're not.

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