Phil Brooks

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Phil Brooks (born October 26, 1978), better known by his ring name, CM Punk, is an American professional wrestler. His Straight edge gimmick reflects his lifestyle that he lives, taken to another level in the ring. As CM Punk says to his opponents, "Straight Edge means I'm drug-free, alcohol-free, and better than you!"

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  • "Doubt fucks everything. Take a foundation, no matter how strong, sprinkle generously with doubt, and watch it crumble. Me? I'm unfuckwithable. Not this knee, not bad weather, and certainly not the many men that wish bad intentions on me can stop me. I rise up, not like a phoenix, but like the zombie corpse of Dick Murdoch. This brainbuster is for you."
  • "Ray Charles died today. There's talk of putting Ronald Regans big head on ten dollar bills, but I'd much rather reach into my wallet and see a smiling Ray Charles looking back at me. What the hell did Regan ever do besides fuel a cold war? Stupid repeblicans. Ray Charles kicked heroins ass, overcame poverty, and even though he was blind, became one of the best piano players in the world. The guy had soul. The fucker even knew when that little black kid was trying to steal a guitar from off his wall in blues brothers! Regan never did shit like that. This proves my theory that Ray Charles was really Daredevil. Ben Affleck is a pussy. Where's the multi state c-span 24 hour weird mass viewing funeral for a talented musician? Ah fuck it, I've gone off on another tangent."
  • "There is no God and the cage was NOT 30 feet!!"
  • "He just hit himself in the dinger with a rubber"
  • "You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk."
  • "So what? I'm out here doing commentary with Malaria"
  • "Tonight, just like I did in America, I'm gonna dominate you Raven. Your time with FWA will be nevermore, you can quote that, bitch!"
  • "This is true, this is real, this is Straight Edge and Straight Edge means I am Better than you."
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