Crash Tag Team Racing

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Crash Tag Team Racing is the third racing title in the Crash Bandicoot series.

Contents 1 Dr. Neo Cortex 1.1 When interacting with Crash 1.2 When attacked by Crash 1.3 When starting a race 1.4 When winning a race 1.5 When passing someone 1.6 When picking up an item 1.7 When flying through the air 1.8 When hitting an opponent 1.9 When brushing against someone 1.10 When hit by an opponent 1.11 When destroyed by an opponent 1.12 When destroying an opponent 1.13 When clashing with someone 1.14 When unclashing from someone 1.15 Other 2 Pasadena O'Possum 2.1 When interacting with Crash 2.2 When attacked by Crash 2.3 When starting a race 2.4 When winning a race 2.5 When passing someone 2.6 When picking up an item 2.7 When flying through the air 2.8 When hitting an opponent 2.9 When brushing against someone 2.10 When hit by an opponent 2.11 When destroyed by an opponent 2.12 When destroying an opponent 2.13 When clashing with someone 2.14 When unclashing from someone 2.15 Other 3 Crunch Bandicoot 3.1 When interacting with Crash 3.2 When attacked by Crash 3.3 When starting a race 3.4 When winning a race 3.5 When passing someone 3.6 When picking up an item 3.7 When flying through the air 3.8 When hitting an opponent 3.9 When brushing against someone 3.10 When hit by an opponent 3.11 When destroyed by an opponent 3.12 When destroying an opponent 3.13 When clashing with someone 3.14 When unclashing from someone 4 Coco Bandicoot 4.1 When interacting with Crash 4.2 When attacked by Crash 4.3 When starting a race 4.4 When winning a race 4.5 When passing someone 4.6 When picking up an item 4.7 When flying through the air 4.8 When hitting an opponent 4.9 When brushing against someone 4.10 When hit by an opponent 4.11 When destroyed by an opponent 4.12 When destoying an opponent 4.13 When clashing with someone 4.14 When unclashing from someone 4.15 Other 5 Nina Cortex 5.1 When interacting with Crash 5.2 When attacked by Crash 5.3 When passing someone 5.4 When picking up an item 5.5 When flying through the air 5.6 When brushing against someone 5.7 When destroyed by an opponent 5.8 When clashing with someone 5.9 When unclashing with someone 6 Doctor. N. Gin 6.1 When interacting with Crash 6.2 When attacked by Crash 6.3 When starting a race 6.4 When winning a race 6.5 When passing someone 6.6 When picking up an item 6.7 When flying through the air 6.8 When hitting an opponent 6.9 When brushing against someone 6.10 When hit by an opponent 6.11 When destroyed by an opponent 6.12 When destroying an opponent 6.13 When clashing with someone 6.14 When unclashing from someone 6.15 Other 7 Ebeneezer Von Clutch 7.1 When interacting with Crash 7.2 When attacked by Crash 7.3 When passing someone 7.4 When brushing against someone 7.5 When destroyed by an opponent 7.6 Other

Dr. Neo Cortex

When interacting with Crash

• "Crash! What a surprise! I have a blaster gun with your name on it! Wait here."
• "Why Crash Bandicoot! My old friend! Have you heard the Cortex proverb that revenge is a dish best served with fava beans? Hmmm. Well, remind me to tell you sometime."
• "Hello, Crash Bandicoot! Goodbye, Crash Bandicoot."
• "Yes yes. Don't bother me, Crash! Can't you see I'm working on your demise?! The nerve!"
• "Ah yes! Crash, my dear boy! Haven't you some train tracks to play on?"
• "Hello Crash. It's always a torture, uhhh I mean, pleasure to see you!"
• "Salutations, my dear Crash! Pretty soon, I shall find you a new home in the afterlife!"
• "Crash! You really must assist me, dear boy! I dropped my chewing gum in that wood chipper over there! Would you be so kind as to retrieve it for me?"
• "Hey Crash! Willie Wumpa Cheeks has a dripping problem with his wumpa pumpa! Why don't you go plug it up?"

When attacked by Crash

• "I thought you liked me!"
• "No one makes me bleed from there!"
• "You can't do that to me! No one can!"
• "Why me?! I'm so pretty!"
• "Just back off, man!"
• "Stop it, please!"
• "Oh, the pain of it all!"
• "The pain! The sweet pain!"
• "Meanie!"
• "Why would you do that?!"
• "When I get my ray gun, you're through!"
• "It's juvie all over again!"

When starting a race

• "Now, when the flag lowers everyone, hit reverse!"
• "My my! So many balloons of hope for me to pop!"
• "It's okay, everyone. I'll hold back a bit to keep it interesting!"
• "Soon you shall all taste the sour conception of defeat!"
• "Now I may attack other drivers! Okay, I will attack other drivers."
• "How much longer till we get there?!"
• "I bore easily! Do try and keep up!"
• "Attention, everyone! Follow me!"
• "Wait! Wait! I'm not buckled in!"
• "After I win, I want to be hand-fed grapes and drink lots of creamy soda!"
• "This race is a trivial challenge to a genius like me!"
• "May the best cheat win!"
• "Rolling rolling rolling!"

When winning a race

• "Now now! I will donate my winnings to a most deserving charity: me!"
• "Bow before the master of speed and delinquency!"
• "You wanna try that again, smarty pants?!"
• "Oh, I get it! You're trying to hit me!"
• "Nice shot! Next time, try aiming!"

When passing someone

• "You see? I knew that extra quart of oil would work! (belches)"
• "Little do they know, I flunked driver's ed!"
• "Make way for age and beauty!"
• "Last time I saw a car like that, someone was feeding it hay!"
• "And to think, I didn't meet the height requirements for this ride! (giggles)"
• "Ain't my backside pretty?"
• "Ha ha ha ha! I'm funky, fresh and beautiful!"
• "Who's your daddy?"
• "Break 1-9! Here come's rubber ducky!"
• "I feel the need... the need for acceleration!"
• "I've got lots of torque... and I'm not afraid to use it!"
• "Fear my fossil-fueled wrath!"

When picking up an item

• "No one will ever take this from me! No one!!"
• "I'll have enough for a fine pearl necklace soon!"
• "Oh how excellent!"
• "Crystals are a doctor's best friend!"
• "The power. The power!"
• "Ooohhh! Nice!"
• "Every mad scientist's dream!"
• "Better me than any of those other nitwits!"
• "I really oughta turn this into Lost and Found! Not!"
• "This will surely come in handy for evil!"
• "Mine! Mine! All mine!"
• "Ha ha! Jewels! More jewels!"
• "I'll find a wonderful home for you, little jewel!"
• "Another for the collection!"
• "Oh, would you look at that! A present!"
• "Powers of Cortex, activate!"
• "Where on Earth am I going to keep all this booty?!"
• "I'm hiding this Crystal in my special place!"
• "That's great! What's it for?"
• "Now the circle of pain is complete!"
• "I will build a superweapon of incredible destructive force! Eventually."
• "I'm happy! I'm really really happy!"
• "Ooohh, shiny!"
• "With this, I will do pathetically horrible deeds!"
• "Such power, such speed!"

When flying through the air

• "If madmen were meant to fly, our cheeks would be filled with helium!"
• "Woohoo!! I'm a big beautiful bird!"
• "Now this is what I call an E-ticket ride!"
• "Okay, Luke! I'm starting my run!"
• "Ohh! I think I'm going to be sick!"
• "Hey! I never read the landing procedure!"
• Woohoo! Get a load of my sweet tricky!"
• "Uh oh! That burrito is making an encore visit!"
• "I always was the best student in Evil Medical School!"
• "Up up and away!"

When hitting an opponent

• "I hope you enjoy the sour taste of hot vengeance!"
• "Taste my smoldering intellect!"
• "The next one's going right up your nose!"
• "Hey! I'm getting pretty good at this!"
• "Now that had to hurt! (laughs)"
• "Fiery ornaments! The gift that keeps on giving!"
• "Sayonara, sappy!"

When brushing against someone

• "Watch the paint, watch the paint!
• "Hey there, buddy! This isn't California, you know!"
• "You! Filthy peon! Get back here so I can whack you!"
• "Hey, come on! I really need to get there first!"
• "I would've hit him, but this game is rated E!"
• "Save the brain!"
• "That was a close shave! With razor bumps!"
• "I think I wet myself!"
• "That's no way to treat a man on his way to church!"
• "Shoot! I'll get him on the next lap!"
• "Hey! You! Mr.... Guy!"
• "Vehicular manslaughter?! I like the sound of that!"
• "That surely shaved a year or so off my life!"
• "I'm getting the sneaking suspision that this park isn't entirely safe..."
• "Send a bill to the office!"
• "Rusty, Cortex! You're getting rusty!"
• "Such violence in a children's park! Tsk! Tsk!"
• "Nice skid marks!"
• "Hey there, watch where I'm driving!"

When hit by an opponent

• "That's it! I want my money back!"
• "Sheesh! I'd rather be a hammer than a nail!"
• "Well there's sportsmanship for you!"
• "Stop that! Only villains get to shoot at people!"
• "Hey! Aren't you supposed to be on my team?!"
• "Ohhh!! I've lost my ATM card!!"
• "Is that any way to treat a feeble old man?!"
• "Hey, when I hit you, I didn't mean you could hit back!"
• "Fool! Watch where you're aiming that thing!"
• "Ohhh!! My car!"
• "Summon my proctologist!"
• "Donde estan mis pantalones?"
• "Great! I just washed this vehicle!"
• "Oh yeah?! Well the more you hit me, the weaker I become!"
• "Hurt my ride, you hurt me! Wait, I probably shouldn't say that!"
• "Not my baby!"
• "Somebody give me a tissue!"
• "Ouch! Ouch! And double ouches!"
• "Excuse me gamer, are you TRYING to make me lose?"

When destroyed by an opponent

• "MOMMY!!"
• "Uggh. To think I was top of my class at Evil Medical School!"
• "Boo hoo! My beautiful ride!"
• "How did I ever get stuck with this heap?!"
• "Uhhh, excuse me. Can anyone give me a lift home?"
• "Evil madman: will work for shiny new vehicle!"
• "I knew I shouldn't have tossed that bus transfer!"
• "Well I will most surely lodge a complaint at City Hall!"
• "Hey buddy! Can you spare a dime?"
• "Waiter! Check, please!"
• "Oh! This ought not happen to a Cortex!"
• "I don't deserve this!"
• "I'm all brains and no gas!"
• "I'll take the rest in a doggy bag!"
• "I hope none of my henchmen saw that!"

When destroying an opponent

• "I say he's not operational! (giggles)"
• "It's so good to be so bad!"
• "Next time, just call in sick!"
• "You have met my destiny! Nice, isn't it?"
• "Another shrimp on the barbie!"
• "Oh! Now I do feel guilty about that one!"
• "I visit upon you terrible friction!"
• "So sorry! Not!"
• "Flame on!"
• "Now you know who the real mad scientist is!"
• "Toodle-oo!"
• "Ohh, I did a bad thing! (giggles)"
• "Win some, you lose some!"
• "Don't worry! That was a mercy killing!"
• "Burn baby burn! Disco inferno!"

When clashing with someone

• "Trust me! This is good for both of us!"
• "This had better work!"
• "Together, you and I will do very bad things!"
• "Now this is what I call a sport utility vehicle!"
• "Like my parasitic twin used to say, two heads are better than one!"
• "Now you do a good job as my partner or I've got a ray gun with your name on it!"
• "Now a little to the left! That's better!"
• "Can you sense the antici... pation?!"
• "I bet the gas mileage is dreadful in this thug!"
• "It's obvious! We were meant to be together!"
• "You do know how to shoot, don't you? Just curl your finger around the trigger and pull!"
• "My heavens! We've got us a convoy!"
• "Wow! That felt good!"
• "Your chassis or mine?"

When unclashing from someone

• "Cortex is a lone wolf! A bald eagle! A burrowing hamster!"
• "Thanks for your help! Now stay out of my way, vermin!"
• "Now tell me how my backside looks! Tell me!"
• "I just can't be seen with you! I just can't!"
• "Talk to the hand! Buh-bye!"
• "Stay away from me, you freak!"
• "And I'm spent!"
• "Oh, I'm sorry! Were we a team?"
• "I've had it with you, you meddling kid!"
• "Let's deke out of here!"

Other

• (his first lines) "Ha ha ha! It's only a matter of time before we do away with these meddlesome rodents forever!"

Pasadena O'Possum

When interacting with Crash

• "Why Crash Bandicoot! Sneakin' up on a girl could git you in trouble!"
• "Gree'ins', fellow racer! Is there somthin' I can help you with?"
• "Crash! Did you see that N. Gin dude?! Someone better tell 'im there's a lab rocket in his head!"
• "Howdy, Crash! You look like you need to go potty! Want me to show you where the outhouse is?"
• "Hey Crash. I don't wanna start pickin' curtains or nu'in', but I think you're a cutie!"
• "Crash Bandicoot! How is it we keep runnin' into each other?"
• "I tell ya, Crash. That Cortex feller gives me the willies! How'dyu hook up with him, anyways?"
• "Crash, when I win this park fer ol' Von Clutch, you can stay here and be my pit crew."

When attacked by Crash

• "I'll be revengified fer that!"
• "Ahh! Park security!"
• "Oww! Right in the pancreas!"
• "Stop whuppin' me!"
• "I've been punked by a dork!"
• "Whoo! You play too rough fer me!"
• "I'm gonna brand your tailfeathers fer that!"
• "Ow! Quit breakafyin' me!"
• "I thought you were a good guy!"

When starting a race

• "This is gunna be sweet!"
• "It sure will be nice to win some free stuff!"
• "Nobody drives and shoots like a country girl!"
• "I am the pants of this here operation!"
• "Just gunna stretch my legs out here a bit!"
• "Lookit these jokers! This is gunna be easy!"
• "Okay. Yall know I'm supposed to win, right?"
• "Get ready to take a gander at my sweet backside!"
• "May the best girl possum named Pasadena win!"
• "Let's git this show on the road!"
• "This'll be a hog-killin' good time!"

When winning a race

• "Ha ha! Go fish, liver-breath!"
• "Ya gotta git up purdy early in the mornin'!"
• "Swe-EEE-EEE! I'm gunna spend all my winnins on pork rinds!"
• "Crash, time for our shotgun weddin'!"
• "This is just great! Where's the outhouse?!"

When passing someone

• "I think it's time to change the horseshoes on that car!"
• "C'mon and git it!"
• "Whoo-ee! That's more like it!"
• "Take a picture! It'll last longer!"
• "I'd check that tailpipe, buddy! It's draggin'!"
• "Adios, muchacho!"
• "How's the view back there, chump?"
• "My prized sow was faster than you!"
• "Outta my way, you ol' coot!"
• "This is my road! You're just drivin' on it!"

When picking up an item

• "Hey, Mr. Sparkle-Sparkle! How 'bout a kiss?"
• "Woohoo! Purdier than a steer in summertime!"
• "Now who put you there anyway?"
• "Come to Momma!"
• "Lasso'd a good one, here!"
• "I'll save that fer the winter!"
• "I'll save that one fer a rainy day!"
• "I should swap you fer a good steer, too!"
• "Whoo-ee! Now that's som'in' fancy!"
• "Finders keepers!"
• "I'll store that in my pouch!"
• "There you are, you lil' darlin'!"
• "A girl loves jewelry!"
• "Whaddo I do with this?"
• "Just what I always wanted!"
• "Another fer the collection!"
• "That's a funny thing to find lyin' on the road!"
• "I wonder how much I can git fer this at the pawn shop!"
• "Hey hey! Someone put a lil' Country in my Western!"
• "Naughty lil' devil! Git in my pocket!"

When flying through the air

• "All right! Is there a movie on this plane?"
• "'Scuse me while I touch the sky!"
• "Hot dog!"
• "Sew-EE! First possum in space!"
• "Ride 'em, cowgirl!"

When hitting an opponent

• "What's the matter? Can't stand the gal?"
• "Hasta la vista, goat-breath!"
• "Yeah there's more where that came from, jerky!"
• "Oh! That just had to hurt!"
• "Whoo-EEE-EE! This girl knows how to defend herself!"
• "You're like a cat eatin' lemons! A sour-puss!"

When brushing against someone

• "You wanna hit me, tough guy? Do it proper!"
• "Let's try that again, shall we?"
• "I don't ever wanna be that close to you!"
• "Just seein' if you're awake!
• "Outta my way, you mudsill!"
• "Hey! This ain't a monster truck rally! That's SUNDAY SUNDAY SOMEDAY!!"

When hit by an opponent

• "Circle the wagons! We're under attack!"
• "Strikin' me down will only make me stronger!"
• "You cinged my fur, you brute!"
• "You creep! You hit a woman?!"
• "Yeowtch! Who turned up the heat in here?"

When destroyed by an opponent

• "Anybody wanna trade cars?"
• "I think I'm gonna cry!"
• "I'll just be up here fer a lil' while, okay?"
• "I knew I shoulda got a job at Dollywood instead!"
• "This game su-ucks!"
• "Anybody got a broom?"
• "Well nothin' a lil' bacon fat can't fix!"
• "It was gunna happen sooner or later!"
• "Shucks! What am I gunna do with this heap now?!"
• "Well, she was a loyal horse."
• "Let's fly with the butt-whuppin'!"
• "I don't think I have enough coupons fer this!"

When destroying an opponent

• "That felt purdy darn good!"
• "Don't mess with the possum girl!"
• " I said this is a big girl race!"
• "Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry 'bout that!"
• "I feel fer ya! Oh really I do!"
• "Playin' with fire can hurtcha!"
• "He sure got a spankin'!"
• "Where do I send the flowers?"
• "Oh, that just had to sting!"

When clashing with someone

• "Come on! Let's do this thing, buddy!"
• "Now this is what I call a first-class upgrade!"
• "Boy, I could sure use this buggy back on the farm!"
• "Two engines is better than one, I reckon!"
• "Nuthin' like teamwork!"
• "This is how the West was won!"
• "Don't be shy! Git in there!"
• "Oh MAN! This is fantabulous!"
• "Time to pay the pipers!"
• "Does this thing come with the whipped cream?"
• "Hey! Now why didn't I think of that!"

When unclashing from someone

• "I'm all tired out of you!"
• "You're just another target now!"
• "Y'now what? One is better than two sometimes!"
• "So long, city slicker!"
• "Tough luck, friend! You've worn out your welcome!"
• "I need some fresh meat!"
• "Aw, breakin' up is hard to do!"
• "You're all like AM radio!"
• "In the game of checkers, you gotta lose a few pawns!"
• "Yup! You're done!"
• "You and me aren't workin' out, you know that?"
• "There's a sad country song somewhere in this!"

Other

• (introducing herself) "Not so fast! I'm Pasadena O'Possum! I'm racin' fer ol' Von Clutch, and I'm gunna whup you! That's fer sure!"

Crunch Bandicoot

When interacting with Crash

• "Crunch is in da house! Gotta represent!"
• "Top o' the mornin' to ya, lil' buddy!"
• "Hey, Crash! Wanna Indian Leg Wrestle? Maybe later then!"
• "Hey hey, brother Bandicoot! How ya doin' on coins?"
• "Man! Why d'yu stop me for? Can't you see I'm strollin'?!"
• "I saw you hit that lady back there! What d'yu gotta say for yourself?"
• "Hey, Crash! Lemme hold your Wumpa Coin. I'll give it back."
• "Stand and deliver, homeboy! What can I help you with?"
• "W'sup, punk? You need somethin'?"
• "C'mon, Crash! Lemme hold some coin! I'll pay you back!"

When attacked by Crash

• "Ahh! I'm under attack! By a foo'!"
• "Don't be a foo'! Stay in milk!"
• "Quit that jibber jabber!"
• "Ahh, my spine! Sleep 8 hours a day!"
• "Stop that! Say bless you when you sneeze!"
• "No! My walkin' bones!"
• "How could you do that?! I need work!"
• "Avenge me! Eat a balanced breakfast!"
• "Ouch! Chew with your mouth closed!"
• "Hey! Watch it, boy!"
• "Some role model you are!"
• "That's not right!"
• "What's wrong with you, foo'?! Brush your teeth!"

When starting a race

• "Tall, beautiful, and strong, baby!"
• "Quit with yo' jibba-jabba! Now let's drive!"
• "Time to learn who the real champ is!"
• "Let's... get... bizzay!"
• "Cummon, children! Time to move!"
• "I pity the foo' who race against me!"
• "I was born ready!"
• "Play smart! Don't go with scissors!"
• "I neeeeed work!"

When winning a race

• "You other foos learn to drive! Then we'll talk!"
• "Dang!"
• "Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!"
• "Nice try, meatbag! Mmm, meatbag! Bag o' meat!"
• "So bad, you could see me on a Richter Scale!"
• "So good lookin', I can kiss myself!"
• "Stick n' move! Stick n' move!"

When passing someone

• "Can you dig it, foo'?"
• "So long, sucka!"
• "Too slow, foo'!"
• "Gettin' hungry now!"
• "Shouldn't have even started your car, foo'!"
• "I'd hate to be you right now!"
• "Nice try, turkey!"
• "Flyin' like the night!"
• "How are things back there in Losertown anyways?"

When picking up an item

• "Ooooohh! Shiny!"
• "Mmmmm! There's some sugah!"
• "Who's da man? Crunch da man!"
• "Oh, we good now!"
• "Sweet!"
• "We's gunna do some damage now!"
• "Come to Daddy!"
• "Crunch... is on the case!"
• "Ha ha! All mine!"
• "All mine, baby!"
• Mmmmm! Tasty!"
• "You foos got nothin'!"
• "All for the Crunch!"
• "Darn, boy! That's a Power Crystal!"
• "Now who want's the smackdown?!"
• "More bling for me!"
• "That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!"
• "Another prize for the bandicoots!"
• "No chance, turkeys! This is mine!"

When flying through the air

• "C'mon, Crunch! Stick to landin'!"
• "YEE-HAH!"
• "WOOOOO-HOOOOO!"
• "Yaaa-Hoo!"
• "I can see my house!"
• "Darn it! Crunch hate to fly!"
• "Oh no!"
• "Nooooo!!"
• "I just threw up in my mouth!"
• "My therapist told me to avoid this!"
• "Crunch don't feel so good!"
• "I hope I land on someone stupid!"

When hitting an opponent

• "Feel that sting? That's pride!"
• "Sting like a bee!"
• "Ha ha ha! Go on! Start cryin'!"
• "Ha ha! That's gonna leave a mark!"
• "Yeah! Say you like it, sucka!"
• "Who's bad? I'm bad!"
• "How's that taste, foo'?"
• "Say my name, and maybe I'll leave you alone!"

When brushing against someone

• "They shouldn't have even given you a car!"
• "I'll get you next lap! Don't worry!"
• "Damn, sucka! You crazy!"

When hit by an opponent

• "Stop it, foo'!"
• "Would you lousy primates stop doin' that!"
• "I'm gonna fry you like chicken! Mmmmm, chicken!"
• "I'm gonna tear you a new neck for that!"
• "Okay! Now that hurt!"

When destroyed by an opponent

• "I never learned to read!"
• "Weak."
• "NO!! FOO'!!"
• "Goin' limp!"
• "I just paid for this car!"
• "Suckas! Foos! Itches!"
• "You! Reset me! Fast!"
• "I will be revengifyed!"
• "No, not the car! Easy credit ripoff!"

When destroying an opponent

• "I burninated that chump!"
• "I love it when a plan comes together!"
• "Nice drivin' foo!"
• "Road rage don't pay, foo'!"
• "Oh, I'm sorry! Were you in my way?"
• "Fight with a real man, get beaten like a little boy!"
• "Ah! Good work there, boy!"
• "Shoulda stayed in school, punk!"
• "Turkey!"
• "That's for messin' with the Crunch!"
• "So long, foo'!"
• "Now what was you thinkin' foo'!"
• "Haha! Your car asplode!"

When clashing with someone

• "Let's do this thang!"
• "C'mon, foo'! Work with me!"
• "Who's ready for some double trouble?"
• "Yeah! Teamwork!"
• "Tall, beautiful, and strong!"
• "Oh yeah! That feels good!"
• "Now we're twice the trouble!"
• "Yeah! Check it, baby!"
• "Adding Crunch makes everything good!"
• "Anybody wanna piece o' me now?!"

When unclashing from someone

• "You're just not strong enough! Get outside the house!"
• "Go bling your blang elsewhere!"
• "Crunch... needs some time alone!"
• "Go eat your vegetables!"
• "Time for Crunch to school you proper!"
• "Your time is up, sucka!"
• "Quit followin' me, Sheepo!"
• "So long, sugar!"
• "Go get some milk, children! Get strong bones!"

Coco Bandicoot

When interacting with Crash

• "Hey, are you following me?!"
• "There you are! I've been trying to avoid you!"
• "Crash, I've been looking all over for you! Can I have some money?"
• "Big brother! Why aren't you finding me more cash?!"
• "Crash! How much cash have you found?! Today's my birthday!"
• "Crash, we have to stop meeting like this!"
• "Hiya, Crashie-poo!"
• "This place is a little creepy. The Wumpa Whip does ease the shakes, though."
• "Well. There's a sight for sore eyes! Howdy!"
• "Crash, do you think N. Gin is cute? I like the way he waddles."
• "I'm bone-dry, Crash. Got any money for sis'?"

When attacked by Crash

• "Hey, I'm a girl!"
• "I know you are, but what am I?"
• "Wait'll I tell Crunch! You are toast, buddy!"
• "Circle the wagons! We're under attack!"
• "You're right, Crash. I probably deserved it."
• "Sticks and stones... MEDIC!!"
• "Hey, that's my spleen, pal!"
• "What'd I do?! What'd I do?!"
• "Ouch! I'm telling Mom! If we had one."
• "Ouch! OK. I'll get revenge when you're sleeping."
• "You had to hit me! Just HAD to do it!"

When starting a race

• "Finally, someone's letting me drive!"
• "Time to show you some real speed!"
• "You're all in a world of trouble!"
• "May all of you have fun fighting for second place!"
• "I'll tear through you like a math test!"
• "Remember! Beauty before age!"
• "Time to see who the best mutant is!"
• "Good luck everybody! Just remember to stay outta my way!"
• "Look at these jokers! This'll be a cinch!"
• "May the best blonde win!"

When winning a race

• "I always win these things!"
• "wwwyoustink.com."
• "Cocolicious!"

When passing someone

• "I'll send ya a postcard from the finish line!"
• "Ta ta! Keep up the good work!"
• "Tell some blonde jokes! You'll feel better!"
• "Try and keep up, slowpoke!"
• "Snails R Us!"
• "Pack up your snowshoes and go back to Canada, eh?"
• "Race winner, coming through!"

When picking up an item

• "Just what I always wanted!"
• "As long as it's free!"
• "Nice! Just my size!"
• "Let's go shopping! And stuff..."
• "Now what do we have here?"
• "Oh, goody!!"
• "Come to Momma!"
• "Oh! Look what I've found!"
• "Does this come in black?"
• "Let see... presents!"

When flying through the air

• "I need an oxygen mask!"
• "This is why bandicoots don't have wings!"
• "Top of the world, ma!"
• "I was a bird in another life!"
• "Hey, my ears popped!"
• "Does this count for frequent flyer miles?"
• "Told ya I'm going places!"
• "You're all beneath me! Woo-hoo!!"
• "It's so pretty up here!"
• "Red Leader! I'm starting my run!"
• "Wooooo, how sweet it is!"
• "Judging me by my size, do you?"
• "I am Bandicoot, hear me roar!"

When hitting an opponent

• "You must really like getting whacked or something!"
• "I could do this all day, I swear!"
• "Aaand slap!"
• "Now that's why this girl likes big guns!"
• "What's it like being beat up by a girl?"
• "There there! It'll all be over soon!"

When brushing against someone

• "Look both ways before crossing!"
• "It's like a new piercing!"
• "Phew! Insurance scam averted."
• "Hey! Back off, hillbilly!"
• "Oh, please... what was that?!"
• "Sticks and stones."
• "Outta the way, dog breath!"
• "It was my driving abilities that prevented disaster."
• "Whew! That would've been un-fortunate!"
• "If you're eatin', I'm servin'."
• "Learn to drive, creepbag!"

When hit by an opponent

• "That had "wrong" written all over it!"
• "My hairs are cinged!"
• "Sure. If that's the only way you can win."

When destroyed by an opponent

• "This is gonna be so painful!"
• "Well there's a fine howdyado!"
• "You think something like this'll keep me down?"
• "Whatever."
• "Ah! This is gonna hurt!"
• "Good thing I'm insured!"
• "I think I'm gonna cry!"
• "Can I take traffic school, officer?"
• "Avenge meee!!"
• "Awww... Derryberries!"

When destoying an opponent

• "Whoa! What a burn!"
• "Nice try! No really, that was good! Seriously!"
• "This is how we do it back on the island!"
• "And you are outta here!"
• "Nothing personal, buddy!"
• "I can't help it if I'm good!"
• "Take it like a man!"
• "There there! It'll all be over soon!"
• "Good work proving Darwin right!"
• "Brains beats brawn!"
• "That wasn't nice! SORRY!!"
• "Mess with Momma, you're gonna get slapped!"

When clashing with someone

• "This is gonna be so cool!"
• "Oh, man! This is gonna be sweet!"
• "Just like a new pair of shoes!"
• "Let's kick some fat butt!"
• "Ain't no stoppin' us now!"
• "Let's dish out some pain!"
• "One-and-a-half heads are better than none!"
• "Hello do you like me? I like you!"
• "Let's show 'em what we're made of!"
• "Hey, not so hard!"
• "Let's try this on for size!"

When unclashing from someone

• "Let's do this again sometime!"
• "I hate saying good-bye. But good-bye!"
• "It had to end sooner or later!"
• "You were a great partner!"
• "Shoot, I was having fun with you."
• "Next time, we'll do it my way!"
• "Bweaking up is hard to do!"
• "We kicked butt!"

Other

• (her explanation about the stolen Power Gems) "Hey! I think I'm beginning to deduce what's going on around here!" (after Crunch asks her, "What is it?") "Well, the pattern I concluded from deductive reasoning, is that whoever stole the Power Gems, has some connection to... Wumpa Whip!"

Nina Cortex

When interacting with Crash

• "Can't you see I'm planning Armageddon here?"
• "Have you come to deliver me from boredom?"
• "Crash, aren't you supposed to be defeating my uncle somewhere?!"
• "Nice sneakers. They look like Reepros, though."
• "Go away! I'm allergic to fleas!"
• "My uncle says you should give me any coins you've collected!"
• "Crash Bandicoot! We meet at last! The circle is now complete."
• "Back off, furball!"
• "Crash Bandicoot, stand still as I assess your weakness!"
• "Oh. It's you. Begone, vile creature!"

When attacked by Crash

• "Hey! Not fair!"
• "I'm telling!"

When passing someone

• "I'll send you a postcard from the finish line."

When picking up an item

• "Come to me, my pretty!"
• "A collectible item! Rare, too!"
• "Now who left this stuff lying around?"

When flying through the air

• "I'm an airborne virus! Wheeee!"
• "Death from above!"

When brushing against someone

• "Don't make me stop this car!"

When destroyed by an opponent

• "Don't leave me this way!"
• "I shall remember this sacrifice with sorrow... really!"
• "Stay away from the light!"
• "Rise, my dark stallion! Please!!"

When clashing with someone

• "Super size me!"
• "How fortunate you are to clash with the likes of me."

When unclashing with someone

• "I really must be going!"

Doctor. N. Gin

When interacting with Crash

• "Hey Crash! You didn't see me with that peacock feather, did you?"
• "Oh Crash! Have you gifts for N. Gin? No gifts?! You give this one! Begone!"
• "Ah yes! Crash Bandicoot! I have a fine marsupial-esque recipe to braise and bake and boil and braise again your hide! Sweet goodness!"
• "Crash! You must point me the direction to the nearest lavatory! My rocket is draining!"
• "Crash, I have no Wumpa Treats for you! Vamoose! Scram! Beat it!"
• "Crash! Dr. Cortex said I have bad complexion! What do you think?"
• "Crash. Have you seen my sense of morality? Oh well."
• "I'm allergic to bandicoots! Don't stand within 10 paces within me! I break into a rash!!"
• "Crash Bandicoot! Wait here! I have just the horrendous demise for you!"
• "Ah, Crash! Have you come to submit to a greater intellect and power?! No? Oh, okay. See ya."

When attacked by Crash

• "Ow! Right in the missile!"
• "The pain... in my body, and organs... and body again."
• "OW! My inner ear! Is so tiny!"
• "Ahh! That hurt! Thank you!"
• "Stop bullying me, man!"
• "Why are you so deliciously cruel?!"
• "Why me?!"
• "Owww, my spleen is coming out! So that's what it looks like."
• "You're trying to kill me, aren't you?! How can I ever thank you?!"
• "Come on! What have I recently done to you?!"
• "My eyeball!! I love that eyeball!!"

When starting a race

• "I can't wait to shower weapons on you all!!
• "I have many atomic torpedoes for you idiots!!
• "Okay. Who thinks they got the marbles?!"
• "Fear my Doom Buggy!"
• "Come, doomed fools! Let's race!"
• "My atomic acceleration... will defeat you all!"

When winning a race

• "Villagers with torches couldn't get me! What chance do you have?!"

When passing someone

• "I pass you like gas!"
• "You are just too slow, silly monkey!
• "First, I'll beat you. Then I'll bomb you!!"
• "It's getting hard to see you back there!"
• "Take up a slower sport! Like boat carting! Duck... hunting... or... something... with a duck."
• "Must... go faster!"
• "Fear my plutonium engine!"
• "Some driver you are, goat child!"
• "I'm burning rubber and radioactives!"

When picking up an item

• "Ooooohhh! What do we have here?"
• "More goodness for N. Gin!"
• "More fuel for my evil machine!"
• "Aww! I wanted a muffin!"
• "Mine... all mine!!"
• "Mine... all mine!! You can't have it!!"
• "More! I covet it!"
• "The stuff dreams are made of!"
• "Go back, rat pigs! This is all for me!"

When flying through the air

• "Up in the sky! It's a complete maniac!!"
• "Quick! Shoot at civilians!"
• "Watch the skies!"
• "What am I doing up here?!"
• "This... okay, this is scaring me!"
• "Ha, I... think I wet myself!"

When hitting an opponent

• "Take that, Mr. Sucker!"
• "Take that, Father! What? Did I say Father?"
• "How'd you like me now?!"

When brushing against someone

• "You crazy person!!"
• "They should take your license. Because you're stupid!!"
• "You're trying to kill me, man! I like that!"
• "Scared... of my cyborg power?"
• "Too scared to collide with me, man?!"
• "What's the matter? Blinded... by my beauty?"
• "My driving shames!"
• "I should back up and get that guy!"
• "Keep your mind on the race, N.Gin!"
• "Don't fear the Reaper! I need more cowbell! I DON'T HAVE A COWBELL!!"
• "Your mother is the speed limit now!"
• "Yes!! Run From N.Gin, run!!"
• "Yes!! Dance, little monkey!! Dance!!"

When hit by an opponent

• "Oww... My eye!!"
• "More! Shoot more lovely weapons at me!"
• "Hey! You're making my underwear ride up!"
• "Owww! I got a lotta glass in my eye!"

When destroyed by an opponent

• "NO!!! THE SWEET PAIN!!"
• "Oh-ho, the sweet seering agony!"
• "The delicious burning!"
• "Sweet Mexican walnuts!! That hurt!!"
• "I must keep going!"
• "(singing) I'm too pretty!"
• "(singing) Give my regards to science!"
• "It's high school all over again. Ouch."
• "Why do I do this to myself?"

When destroying an opponent

• "Does it hurt? Tell N.Gin of the pain!"
• "Reset your car so I can do that again."
• "More! N. Gin want more!"
• "It is your destiny!"
• "Come back... so I can destroy you again!"
• "Enjoy your screaming doom!!"
• "A little taste of doom for you!!"
• "There can only be one!"

When clashing with someone

• "Cybernetic merge power... ACTIVATE!!"
• "Form of... A KILLING MACHINE!!"
• "Finally! I've made a friend!"
• "Fire the Gutteratertron!"

When unclashing from someone

• "So long... LOSER!!"
• "I can't be seen with a freak like you!"
• "I think you should go."
• "Seriously... you're just not evil enough."
• "You and me... just aren't working out. It's me. It's not you."

Other

• "(his first lines) Perhaps this, is the answer to our dillemma. This deranged theme park, is fertile grounds, for us to plant a new seed... of evil!!"

Ebeneezer Von Clutch

When interacting with Crash

• "Crash! Mine Black Power Gem must be founded! Help!"
• "Oh mine goodness! Crash Bandicoot! Mine video game hero! I vant autographen, ya?"
• "Hallo! Have you seen Villie Vumpa Cheeks? I'm zirsty!"
• "Crash, do you like Vumpa Strudel? Good! Get me some!"
• "Ah! Crashen Bandicoot! Velcome to mine park!"
• "Greetings, mine orange customer! Vat is your driving pleasure?"
• "Hallo, Crash! Vere's mine Crystals? Any luck yet?"
• "Crash! Have I ever told you about mine services at var? Nein? Good!"
• "Ahh! Who are you?! Vat are you vanting vith me?! Oh! Hallo, Crash!"
• "Why hallo! Mine namen is Ebeneezer Von Clutch! I like schpeed and violence!"

When attacked by Crash

• "Zat vas so mean!"
• "Right in ze transmission! Whoh!"
• "You are cruel! Cruel like... sausage!"
• "The pain of it all!"
• "Mine schtrudel is gashblooden!"
• "Oh, that really schmarts!"
• "You know I like to play rough!"
• "You hurt mine feelings! (to himself) And my organs."
• "Oh, mine life is getting worse!"

When passing someone

• "Okay, playtime's over. Guten nacht."
• "You really love to see mein behind, don't you, darling?"
• "Ha ha ha ha! Mein backside says hallo!"

When brushing against someone

• "Police! Police!"
• "Vere did zey give zis dummkopf a license?! Ze Department of Motor Dummkopfs?!"
• "Achtchung!"

When destroyed by an opponent

• "Abandon ship! Abandon ship..."
• "All is lost!"

Other

• "(his first lines) Pasadena, Villie, I have only a short time left before I am kaputsky! Ve must find more racers! Is zere no dummkopfs among you to accept ze challenge of ze greatest race of all time?!"