Da Ali G Show

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Da Ali G Show (2000-?) Satirical TV show starring Sacha Baron Cohen as "hip-hop journalist" Ali G; Directed by James Bobin and Steve Smith.

  • Booyakasha!
  • This is going to be like 60 Minutes, but just with more sex.
  • There's enough ignorance out there.
  • Respek' !
  • What does the G stand for? Two tings... Judge... and Jury...
  • This show brings politicalist interviewing into this, the twentieth century.
  • Is Disneyland a member of the UN?
  • This is BS! That's short for bullshit.
  • Can I borrow your underwear?
  • Flicky, Flicky.
  • Is it 'cos I is black?
An ironic statement, since Sacha Baron Cohen comes from Welsh/Jewish ancestry, and since Ali G is evidently caucasian.
  • Why did Jesus go 'round with all them reindeers?
  • What is "quotes"?
  • You betta check yo'self before you reck yo'self" (a reference to the song, Check Yo'Self, which appears on Ice Cube's album, The Predator).
  • Ain't dat a bit racialist?
  • When you arrived on the moon, was the people who lived there very friendly, or was they scared of you?
  • Innit a coincidence dat Jesus was born on Chris'mas day?
  • Why don't they teach proper maffs in schools? Why teach in kilos and grams when you should deal in ounces, quarters and eighths?
  • That's an awfully sexist way to be talkin' about dem bitches!
  • You can take our trees, but you can't take our freedom!
  • Africa ain't just a country that gave us Bob Marley.

See also

  • Borat
  • Where is cage for wife?

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