HK-47

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HK-47 is an assassin droid from the 2003 video game Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic and its sequel, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords.

• "Advisory: It is not possible to destroy the master. It is suggested that you run while my blaster warms up."

• "Objection: I am not a problem, meatbag. You and your lack of any organized repair skills are a problem."

• "Commentary: The meatbag speaks without clarity. Detail your involvement or the master will splatter your organs all over the floor."

• "I would have congratulated him, if he had not been sizzling and incoherent at the time."

• "Suggestion: Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?"

• "Retraction: Did I say that out loud? While it is true you are a meatbag, I should refrain from addressing you as such."

• "Statement: Just when I believe my photoreceptors have recorded the last potential aspect of your cruelty to my memory core, you commit a new atrocity that leaves me analyzing its impact for days."

• "You are like a delightful random cruelty generator, master, poisoning all you touch with your presence. You are a testament to all organic meatbags everywhere."

• "Statement: I have already learned a great deal, master, and I am anxious to learn more of lying, betrayal, and new ways to harm innocents."

• "Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds."

HK-47 with "HK Pacifist Module" installed

• "Answer: Oh, master, I could not allow myself to harm another. What if they have families? Or children?"

• "We must always think of the children. The littlest ones always suffer in war."

• "Musing: I think perhaps I would enjoy learning a new language. Or watching an informative holovid."

• "Answer: Master, your concern is unfounded. I assure you, I am operating at peak efficiency."

• "Answer: Of course I am all right. Why wouldn't I be?"

• "I respect all life. All life is connected and should be nurtured."

• "Exclamation: No! Master, no! What are you doing?"

HK-47 after "HK Pacifist Module" is uninstalled

• "Statement: Master, please, I beg you. Never install anything again without checking it in the diagnostics bay first."

• "That was a close one - I almost surrendered completely to peace and pacifism - how repugnant."

• "Conclusion: Still there was a brief moment where I felt like I almost understood why some meatbags choose peace and friendship over a high-powered blaster carbine."

• "Query: Now, are there any other horrors you wish to try and insert in my system, or is your electronic butchery done?"

• "Qualification: It’s just that, you are an organic meatbag, master. And all that water… how the noise from your insides sloshing around doesn’t drive you mad, I have no idea."

• "If you will excuse me, I will meditate on the face of my old master as he was being electrocuted. I find it most soothing."

• "Do you hear that, meatbag? I will be back!"

• "I think he is making fun of you, Master. Shall i proceed with wasting the Meatbag?"

• "I think that would be a good choice meat...er master..."

• "Deceit: Nothing to see here miss, just a regular droid. Move along, move along."

• "I am quite eager to participate in some unadulterated violence."

• "As you say Master. Would you prefer me to call you something else? Perhaps liquidous fleshbag?"

• "No, close the panel... I don't believe you repaired my systems Master. Your meat...I mean you're not a droid."

• "Suggestion: Electrocution work well. Evisceration and Decapitation are also effective, or um, so I've heard."

• "Your pupil once asked me what I thought of him and I informed him of his meatbag status. He was unimpressed, but you thought the reference was humorous. You programmed me to continue using that reference. It drove your pupil to extreme lengths of frustration."

• "Remove the arc wrench! Remove the arc wrench!"

• "Damn it Master, I'm an assasination droid, not a dictionary!"

• "That is not it, master. No, that is not it either. *Sigh* that is a hinge, master."

• "I will do anything you command master. Even if it means... being *gulp* non-violent."

• "Warning: Touch the master's blade and lose an arm, meatbag!"

• "Statement: Even a droid is allowed some fun once in a while, master."

• "Please, master. I need those circuits, master. Do not destroy them out of frustration."

• "You are a very harsh master, master. I like you."

• "Shall I blast him now master?"

• "Stupid, frail, non-compartmentalized organic meatbags!"

• "I therefore make no claim to that designation, prospective buyer. I am a law-abiding droid. Yes, indeed, law-abiding, that's me!"

• "Translation: 98% probability that members of the miniature organic's tribe are being held by Sand People, master. Doubtless he wishes assistance. [There is also a] 2% probability that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master."

• "Malak asked me what I thought of him, and I informed him of his meatbag status."

• "Part of the love of my function comes when the 'furnishings' pull out Tibanna powered rifles and point them at their owners' heads."

• (In combat) "Prejudice set to maximum."

See also

• Star Wars
• Darth Traya