Harry Potter (series)

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Harry Potter is a series of stories by J. K. Rowling.

Spoiler warning: Plot, ending, or solution details follow.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (1997)

(known in America as Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone)

• Albus Dumbledore: I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"
• Albus Dumbledore: It's lucky it's dark. I haven't blushed so much since Madam Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs.
• Albus Dumbledore: It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.
• Albus Dumbledore: One can never have enough socks.
• Albus Dumbledore: Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them.
• Albus Dumbledore: Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground.
• Albus Dumbledore: What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirrel is a complete secret, so, naturally, the whole school knows. I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a lavatory seat.
• Albus Dumbledore: Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself.
• Albus Dumbledore: The truth.… It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution.
• Albus Dumbledore: To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
• Albus Dumbledore: Your mother died to save you. If there is one thing Voldemort can't understand, it's love.
• Draco Malfoy: Longbottom, if brains were gold you'd probably be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.
• Mr. Ollivander: I think we must expect great things from you, Mr. Potter. After all. He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did great things - terrible, yes, but great.
• Narrator: Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.
• Professor Quirinus Quirrell: There is no good and evil; there is only power … and those too weak to seek it.
• Professor Severus Snape: You are here to learn the subtle science and exact art of potion-making. . . . As there is little foolish wand-waving here, many of you will hardly believe this is magic. I don’t expect you will really understand the beauty of a softly simmering cauldron and its shimmering fumes, the delicate power of liquids that creep through human veins, bewitching the mind, ensnaring the senses. . . . I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper to death — if you aren’t as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach.
• Ron Weasley: Whatever house I'm in, I hope she's not in it.
• Ron Weasley: I tell you, that dragon is the most horrible creature I've ever met, but the way Hagrid goes about it you'd think it was a fluffy little bunny rabbit. When it bit me, he told me off for frightening it. And when I left he was singing it a lullaby.
• Severus Snape: Ah, yes, Harry Potter. Our new - celebrity.
• Severus Snape: You want to be more careful, hanging around like this, people will think you're up to something. And Gryffindor really can't afford to lose any more points, can they? Be warned, Potter - any more night-time wanderings and I will personally make sure you are expelled. Good day to you.
• Harry: Is he - a bit mad?
  Percy: Mad? He's a genius! Best wizard in the world! But he is a bit mad, yes. Potatoes, Harry?
• Harry: And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?
  Ron: Throw it away and punch him on the nose.
• Hermione: I couldn't help overhearing what you and Malfoy were saying—
  Ron: Bet you could.
• Hermione: Don't play.
  Ron: Say you're ill.
  Hermione: Pretend to break your leg.
  Ron: Really break your leg.
• Hermione: Harry, you're a great wizard, you know.
  Harry: I'm not as good as you.
  Hermione: Me! Books! And cleverness! There are more important things - friendship and bravery and -"
• Hermione: I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could have all been killed—or worse, expelled!
  
• Ron: Isn't it obvious? You can pretend to be waiting for Professor Flitwick, you know. Oh, Professor Flitwick, I'm so worried, I think I got question fourteen b wrong..."
  Hermione: Oh, shut up.
• Mrs.Weasley: Fred, you next
  Fred: I'm not Fred, I'm George. Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother? Can't you tell I'm George?
  Mrs.Weasley: Sorry, George, dear
  Fred: Only joking, I am Fred.
• Ron Weasley: Its Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA~!

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (1998)

• Albus Dumbledore: It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
• Albus Dumbledore: I seem to remember telling you both that I would have to expel you if you broke any more school rules, which goes to show that the best of us must sometimes eat our words.
• Albus Dumbledore: I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me.… Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it.
• Albus Dumbledore: I will have a potion made which will cure Mrs Norris
  Gilderoy Lockhart: I'll make it, I must have done ita hundred times-
  Severus Snape: Excuse me, I believe I am the Potions master at this school
• Arthur Weasley: Never trust anything that can think for itself, if you can't see where it keeps its brain.
• Draco Malfoy: Azkaban— the wizard's prison, Goyle. Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards.
• Gilderoy Lockhart: It’s not all book signings and publicity photos. You want fame, you have to be prepared for a long hard snog.
• Gilderoy Lockhart: The first word out of those poor Petrified people's mouths will be 'It was Hagrid.' Frankly, I'm astounded Professor McGonagall thinks all these security measures are necessary.
• Ginny Weasley's singing Valentine:
  His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,
  his hair as dark as a blackboard,
  I wish he was mine, he's really divine,
  the hero who conquered the dark lord.
• Tom Riddle: Voldemort … is my past, present, and future.…
• Tom Riddle: Haven't I already told you that killing Mudbloods doesn't matter to me any more? For many months now, my new target has been—you.
• Narrator: Ron looked as though he'd just been told he had to go and live in the Forbidden Forest.
• Ron Weasley: Lockhart'll sign anything if it stands still long enough.
• Ron Weasley: Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world.
• Ron Weasley: Maybe he's ill!
  Harry Potter: Maybe he's left, because he missed out on the Defence Against the Dark Arts job again!
  Ron Weasley: Or he might have been sacked! I mean, everyone hates him—
  Severus Snape: Or maybe, he's waiting to hear why you two didn't arrive on the school train.
• Severus Snape: Most unfortunately, you are not in my house and the decision to expel you does not rest with me. I shall go and fetch the people who do have that happy power. You will wait here.
• Hermione Granger: At least no one on Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. They got in on pure talent.
  Draco Malfoy: No one asked your opinion, you filthy little mudblood!
• Mrs. Weasley: Your sons flew that car to Harry's house and back last night! What have you got to say about that, eh?
  Mr. Weasley: Did you really? Did it go all right? I— I mean, that— that was very wrong, boys — very wrong indeed ...

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (1999)

• Aunt Marge: I still don't like your tone, boy. If you can speak of your beatings in that casual way, they clearly aren't hitting you hard enough. Petunia, I'd write to them if I were you. Make it clear that you approve the use of extreme force in this boy's case.
• Cornelius Fudge: Oh, my dear boy, we're not going to punish you for a little thing like that! It was an accident! We don't send people to Azkaban just for blowing up their aunts!
• George Weasley: What would we want to be prefects for? It'd take all the fun out of life.
• George Weasley: I solemnly swear I am up to no good.
• Harry Potter: I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
• Harry Potter: Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in?
• Harry Potter: He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though … keep up with news … check if I'm happy.…
• Professor McGonagall: And Potter—do try and win, won't you? Or we'll be out of the running for the eighth year in a row, as Professor Snape was kind enough to remind me only last night.…
• Remus Lupin: Your parents gave their lives to keep you alive, Harry. A poor way to repay them - gambling their sacrifice for a bag of magic tricks.
• Ron Weasley: If you want to kill Harry, you'll have to kill us, too!
• Rubeus Hagrid: I'm not blamin' yeh … but I gotta tell yeh, I thought you two'd value yer friend more'n broomsticks or rats. Tha's all.
• Rubeus Hagrid: When a wizard goes over ter the Dark Side there's nothin' and no one matters to 'em anymore.…
• Sirius Black: If you made a better rat than a human, that's not much to boast about.
• Sirius Black: You should have died! Died rather than betray your friends, as we would have done for you!
• Sirius Black: What was there to be gained by fighting the most evil wizard who has ever existed? Only innocent lives, Peter.
• Sirius Black: There's enough filth on my robes without you touching them.
• Sirius Black: You are truly your father's son, Harry.…
• Sirius Black: You truly are the brightest witch of your age.
• Ron Weasley: Yeah, it will. You won't have to do all the work alone this time, Hermione. I'll help.
  Hermione: Oh, Ron!
  Narrator: Hermione flung her arms around Ron's neck and broke down completely. Ron, looking quite terrified, patted her very awkwardly on the top of the head.
• Ron Weasley: Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross.… That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering'—sorry about that—but there's a thing that could be the sun … hang on … that means 'great happiness' … so you're going to suffer but be very happy about it...…
  Harry Potter: You need your inner eye tested.
• Harry Potter: I'm not going to be murdered.
  Mirror: That's the spirit, dear.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2000)

• Alastor Moody: 'Course Dumbledore trusts you. He's a trusting man, isn't he? Believes in second chances. But me—I say there are spots that don't come off, Snape. Spots that never come off, know what I mean?
• Albus Dumbledore: Remember Cedric. Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, remember what happened to a boy who was good, and kind, and brave, because he strayed across the path of Lord Voldemort. Remember Cedric Diggory.
• Lord Voldemort: Invite him inside, Wormtail. Where are your manners?
• Narrator: Ron's voice now joined the others'.
  Ron: What are we doing here? Has something gone wrong?
  Fred: Oh, no, Ron, no, this is exactly where we wanted to end up.
  George: Yeah, we're having the time of our lives here.
  Narrator: Said George, whose voice sounded muffled, as though he was squashed against the wall.
• Albus Dumbledore: Really, Hagrid, if you are holding out for universal popularity, I'm afraid you will be in this cabin for a very long time.
• Albus Dumbledore: My own brother, Aberforth, was prosecuted for practicing inappropriate charms on a goat. It was all over the papers, but did Aberforth hide? No, he did not! He held his head high and went about his business as usual! Of course, I'm not entirely sure he can read, so that may not have been bravery...
• Albus Dumbledore: Oh, I would never dream of assuming I know all Hogwarts' secrets, Igor. Only this morning, for instance, I took a wrong turn on the way to the bathroom and found myself in a beautifully proportioned room I had never seen before, containing a really rather magnificent collection of chamberpots. When I went back to investigate more closely, I discovered that the room had vanished. But I must keep an eye out for it. Possibly it is only accessible at five thirty in the morning. Or it may only appear at the quarter moon - or when the seeker has an exceptionally full bladder.
• Arthur Weasley: And that, boys, is why you should never go for looks alone.
• Cornelius Fudge: He can't be back, Dumbledore, he just can't be.…
• Draco Malfoy: Well, I can certainly see why we're trying to keep them alive. Who wouldn't want pets that can burn, sting, and bite all at once?
• Harry Potter: You might even have a scar now, if you're lucky.… That's what you want, isn't it?
• Merpeople: Come seek us where our voices sound, for we cannot sing above the ground, and while you're searching ponder this: we have taken what you'll sorely miss. An hour long you'll have to look, and to recover what we took. But past an hour, the prospect's black, Too late, it's gone, it won't come back.
• Merpeople: Your time is half gone, so tarry not, or what you lost will be left here to rot.
• Percy Weasley: That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway! It was nothing personal!
  Fred: It was. We sent it.
• George Weasley: (After hearing Harry open the egg) I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry.
• Ron: Wild! I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again... and again... and again...
• Ron Weasley: Draco Malfoy, The Amazing, Bouncing Ferret...
• Ron Weasley: There you go, Harry! You weren't being thick after all—you were just showing moral fiber!
• Sirius Black: If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.
• Harry Potter: Wangoballwime?
  Cho Chang: What?
• Hermione: Well, if you don't like it, you know what the solution is, don't you?
  Narrator: Her hair was coming down out of its elegant bun now, and her face was screwed up in anger.
  Ron: Oh yeah? What's that?
  Hermione: Next time there's a ball, ask me before someone else does, and not as a last resort!
  Narrator: Ron mouthed silently like a goldfish out of water as Hermione turned on her heel and stormed up the girls' staircase to bed.
• Ron: Hermione, Neville's right - you are a girl..."
  Hermione: Oh, well spotted.
• Lord Voldemort: The other arm, Wormtail.
• Lord Voldemort: Come out, Harry... come out and play, then... it will be quick... it might even be painless... I would not know... I have never died....

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2003)

• Dolores Umbridge: The Cruciatus Curse ought to loosen your tongue.
• Fred Weasley: Give her hell from us, Peeves.
• Hermione Granger: Thanks for the book Harry! I've been wanting that New Theory of Numerology for ages! And that perfume is really unusual, Ron.
• Luna Lovegood: Don't worry. I can see them too. You're just as sane as I am.
• Luna Lovegood: You can laugh! But people used to believe that there were no such things as the Blibbering Humdinger or the Crumple-Horned Snorkack.
• Hermione Granger: You … this isn't a criticism, Harry! But you do … sort of … I mean—don't you think you've got a bit of—a—saving-people thing?
• Remus Lupin: Harry, it's no use. He's gone.
• Ron Weasley: Ow kunnit nofe skuzin danger if zat?
• Ron Weasley: One person can't feel all that at once, they'd explode.
• Ron Weasley: From now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell, 'Die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the rubbish bin where they belong.
• Ron Weasley: We've got about as much chance of winning the Quidditch cup this year as dad's got of becoming Minister of Magic.…
• Ron Weasley: Hermione, we've been through this before.… We're not going through every exam afterward; it's bad enough doing them once.
• Dolores Umbridge: [Harry] has as much chance of becoming an Auror as Dumbledore has of ever returning to this school.
  Minerva McGonagall: A very good chance, then.
• Ginny: And you won't look at any of us!
  Harry: It's you lot who won't look at me!
  Hermione: Maybe you're taking it in turns to look, and keep missing each other.
  Narrator: Suggested Hermione, the corners of her mouth twitching.
• Hermione: Now that Malfoy's a prefect, he could make life really difficult for you.
  Harry: Really? Gee, I wonder what it would be like to have a difficult life!
• Hermione: Ron...
  Narrator: Said Hermione in a dignified voice, dipping the point of her quill into her inkpot.
  Hermione: You are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet.
• Hermione Granger: Ron, just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all do.
• Mrs. Weasley: I don't believe it! I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family!
  George: What are Fred and I, next-door neighbours?
  Narrator: Said George indignantly, as his mother pushed him aside and flung her arms around her youngest son.
• Picture: 'Tis a most grievous affliction of the skin, young master, that will leave you pockmarked and more gruesome even than you are now -
  Ron: Watch who you're calling gruesome!
  Narrator: Said Ron, his ears turning red.
  Picture: - the only remedy is to take the liver of a toad, bind it tight about your throat, stand naked at the full moon in a barrel of eel's eyes -
  Ron: I have not got spattergroit!
  Picture: But the unsightly blemishes upon your visage, young master -
  Ron: They're freckles! Now get back in your own picture and leave me alone!
• Ron: I had a dream about Quidditch last night. What do you think that means?
  Harry: I dunno. Probably means you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something.
• Uncle Vernon: What were you doing under our window, boy?
  Harry: Listening to the news.
  Narrator: His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.
  Uncle Vernor: Listening to the news! Again?
  Harry: Well, it changes every day, you see.
• Minerva McGonagall: It unscrews the other way.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2005)

• Prime Minister: But for heaven's sake — you're wizards! You can do magic! Surely you can sort out — well — anything!
  Cornelius Fudge: The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister.
• Albus Dumbledore: I would assume that you were going to offer me refreshment, but the evidence so far suggests that that would be optimistic to the point of foolishness.
• Albus Dumbledore: And now, Harry, let us step out into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure.
• Albus Dumbledore: We must try not to sink beneath our anguish, Harry, but battle on.
• Albus Dumbledore: I take my hat off to you— or I would, if I were not afraid of showering you in spiders.
• Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes advertisement: Why Are You Worrying about You-Know-Who?
  You SHOULD Be Worrying About
  U-NO-POO —
  the Constipation Sensation That's Gripping the Nation!
• Draco Malfoy: Who blacked your eye, Granger? I want to send them flowers.
• Mrs. Weasley: Promise me you'll look after yourself ... stay out of trouble...
  Harry Potter: I always do, Mrs. Weasley, I like a quiet life, you know me.
• Harry Potter: There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor. (to Severus Snape)
• Draco Malfoy: You'd better hurry up, they'll be waiting for 'the Chosen Captain' — 'The Boy Who Scored'— whatever they call you these days.
• Harry Potter: What did you have to imitate [Hermione] for?
  Ron Weasley: She laughed at my moustache!
  Harry Potter: So did I, it was the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
• Narrator: Harry was left to ponder in silence the depths to which girls would sink to get revenge.
• George Weasley: Well, we find we appreciate you more and more, Mum, now we're washing our own socks.
• Celestina Warbeck: Oh, come and stir my cauldron,
  And if you do it right
  I'll boil you up some hot, strong love
  To keep you warm tonight.
• Harry Potter: I'm Dumbledore's man through and through.
• The Half-Blood Prince: Just shove a bezoar down their throats.
• Albus Dumbledore: Age is foolish and forgetful when it underestimates youth.
• Ron Weasley: Believe me, being dead will have improved him a lot. (about Aragog)
• Hermione Granger: Dumbledore says people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right.
• Narrator: But he understood at last what Dumbledore had been trying to tell him. It was, he thought, the difference between being dragged into the arena to face a battle to the death and walking into the arena with your head held high. Some people, perhaps, would say that there was little to choose between the two ways, but Dumbledore knew — and so do I, thought Harry, with a rush of fierce pride, and so did my parents — that there was all the difference in the world.
• Albus Dumbledore: It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.
• Albus Dumbledore: Time is making fools of us again.
• Albus Dumbledore: I am not worried, Harry. I am with you.
• Severus Snape: You dare use my own spells against me, Potter? It was I who invented them — I, the Half-Blood Prince!
• Albus Dumbledore: Don't you see? Voldemort himself created his worst enemy, just as tyrants everywhere do! Have you any idea how much tyrants fear the people they oppress? All of them realize that, one day, amongst their many victims, there is sure to be one who rises against them and strikes back!
• Ron Weasley: Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?
• Luna Lovegood: The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that. They're working from within to bring down the Ministry of Magic with a combination of dark magic and gum disease.
• Albus Dumbledore: I do like knitting patterns.
• Ron: Only time I've ever seen Dad as angry as Mum. Fred reckons his left buttock has never been the same since.
  Harry: Yeah, well, passing over Fred's left buttock—
  Fred: I beg your pardon?
  Narrator: said Fred's voice as the twins entered the kitchen.
  Fred: Aaah, George, look at this. They're using knives and everything. Bless them.
• Albus Dumbledore: Severus... please...
• Ron Weasley: Hope you hammer McClag — er — Smith.

Harry Potter–related Books

Quidditch Through the Ages (2001)

• Irma Pince: If you rip, tear, shred, bend, fold, deface, disfigure, smear, smudge, throw, drop, or in any other manner damage, mistreat, or show lack of respect towards this book, the consequences will be as awful as it is within my power to make them.

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2001)

This book is designed to resemble an actual Hogwarts textbook, complete with wear-and-tear and has notes "written" in the margins by Harry/Ron/Hermione. All the profits from the sale of Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them and Quidditch Through The Ages are donated to J.K. Rowling's favorite charity and help improve life for children around the world.

• Harry: This book belongs to Harry Potter.
  Ron: Shared by Ron Weasley, because his fell apart.
  Hermione: Why don't you buy a new one then?
  Ron: Write on your own book, Hermione.
  Hermione: You bought all those dungbombs on Saturday. You could have bought a new book instead.
  Ron: Dungbombs rule.

Movies

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

• Harry: I think she heard you.
• Hermione: Oh, move over!
• Hermione: No, stop! Stop! Stop! You're going to take someone's eye out. Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's LeviOsa, not LevioSA!
• Hermione: What is it?
• Hermione: Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled.
• Ron: She needs to sort out her priorities.
• Hermione: You're a great wizard, Harry, you really are.
  Harry: Not as good as you.
  Hermione: Me? Books and cleverness... There are more important things like friendship and bravery. And Harry- just be careful.
• Hermione: Has anyone seen a toad? A boy named Neville has lost it. Oh, you're doing magic? Let's see them.
  Ron: Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid, fat rat yellow.
  Hermione: Are you sure that's a real spell? Well, not very good is it? I've only tried some simple ones myself, but they've all worked for me. For Example, *sits in front of Harry* Oculus Reparo *waves her wand*
  Harry: *Shocked*
  Hermione: Holy cricket! You're Harry Potter!! I'm Hermione Granger, and... You are?
  Ron:I'm Ron Weasley.
  Hermione: Pleasure. You two better change into robes, I expect we'll be arriving soon. *Gets out* *Comes Back* [to Ron:] You've got dirt on your nose, by the way... Did you know? Just there...

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

• Moaning Myrtle: I'm Moaning Myrtle! I wouldn't expect you to know me, who would ever talk about ugly, miserable, moping Moaning Myrtle?
• Ron: Follow the spiders! Follow the spiders! If Hagrid ever gets out of Azkaban, I'll kill him!
• Ron: Why can't it be follow the butterflies!

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

• Harry: And when I find him, I'm gonna kill him!
• Harry: You betrayed my parents, you're the reason they're dead!
• Hermione: That's a lie!
• Hermione: *laughing* Harry!
• Hermione: Rubbish.
• Hermione: Beautiful day, isn't it?
• Hermione: You foul, loathsome, evil, little coackroach!
• Hermione: No! I trusted you!
• Ron: No, Hermione, he's not worth it!
• Albus Dumbledore: Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, when one only remembers to turn on the light.
• Albus Dumbledore: For in dreams, we enter a world that is entirely our own. Let them swim in the deepest ocean or glide over the highest cloud.
• Hermione: Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?
• Ron: How did you get there? I was just talking to you there! And now you're there!
  Hermione: What's he talking about, Harry?
  Harry: I don't know, honestly Ron, how can a person be at two places at once?
• Dumbledore: If you succeed tonight, more that one innocent life can be spared.
• Sirius Black: And remember Harry, the ones that love us never really leave us... and you can always find them - *taps Harry's chest* in here.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

• Harry Potter: I didn't put my name in that cup... ...I don't want eternal glory.
• Neville Longbottom: Oh my God, I've killed Harry Potter!
• Professor Minerva McGonagall: The house of Godric Gryffindor has been a beacon in the wizarding world for nearly 10 centuries, and I will not have you besmirching it in one night by acting like a bumbling, babbling band of baboons.
  George/Fred (to each other): Try saying that five times fast.
• Ron Weasley: Piss off!
• Lord Voldemort: I'm going to kill you, Harry Potter. I'm going to destroy you. After tonight, no one will ever again question my powers. After tonight, if they speak of you, they'll speak only of how you begged for death, and I, being a merciful lord, obliged.
• Wormtail: Bones of the father, unwillingly given.
  Flesh of the servent, willingly sacrificed.
  Blood of the enemy, forcibly taken.
  The Dark Lord shall rise again.
  
• Ron: Murder me, Harry.
  
• Professor Snape: A rather rare herb, gillyweed. Not something found in your everyday garden. Nor is this. (He faces Harry) Know what it is?
  Harry: Bubble juice, sir?</br>Professor Snape: Veritaserum. Three drops of this and You-Know-Who himself would spill his darkest secrets. The use of it in a student is, regrettably, forbidden. However, should you ever steal from my personal stores again my hand might just slip over your morning pumpkin juice.</br>Harry: I haven't stolen anything.</br>Professor Snape: Don't lie to me. Gillyweed may be innocuous, but boomslang skin, lacewing flies? You and your little friends are brewing Polyjuice Potion, and believe me I'm going to find out why!</br>
• Harry: How do I look?
  Ron:(Sarcastically) At least you got good clothes.
  Harry: But they're traditional.
  Ron I look like my great aunt Tessie.
  (sniffs clothing). . . Ugh, smells like my great aunt Tessie!
• Harry: Wangoballwime?
  Cho: Sorry, I didn't catch that.
  Harry: Um, I was just wondering if maybe you wanted to go to the ball with me.
  
• Ron: He’s using you.
  Hermione : How dare you! Besides, I can take care of myself.
  Ron: He’s way too old.
  Hermione: What? Is that what you think?
  Ron: Yeah, that’s what I think!
  Hermione: You know the solution then, don’t you?
  Ron: Go on.
  Hermione: Next time there’s a ball, pluck up the courage and ask me before somebody else does, and not as a last resort!
  Ron: (backs away) Well . . . that-that-that- . . . that’s just completely off the point – Harry!
  Hermione: Where have you been? Never mind. Off to bed, both of you! (Harry looks at Ron)
  Ron: They get scary when they get older.
  Hermione: Ron! You spoiled everything!
• Lord Voldemort: The Boy-Who-Lived. How lies have fed your legend, Harry! Do you want to know what really happened thirteen years ago? Shall I divulge how I truly lost my powers? It was love. You see, when sweet, dear, Lily Potter gave her life for her only son, it provided him with the ultimate protection, I could not touch him. It was old magic, something I should have forseen. But no matter, no matter, things have changed. I can... touch you... NOW! Astounding what a few drops of your blood will do eh, Harry?
• Hermione: Ronald would like me to tell you that Seamus told him that Dean was told by Parvati that Hagrid is looking for you.
  Harry: Is that right? Well... What?
  Hermione: *Going back to Ron* *Coming back* Dean was told by Parvati that... Please don't ask me say it again! Hagrid is looking for you.
  Harry: Well you can tell Ron that--
  Hermione: I'M NOT AN OWL!
• Parvati: *Looking at Hermione* She looks beautiful!
  Harry: *Looking at Cho* Yeah, she does...
• Lord Voldemort: (when Harry hides behind gravestone) Don't you turn your back on me, Harry Potter! I want you to look at me when I kill you! I want to see the light leave your eyes!
• Ginny: Who is that?
  Fred/George: That, sis is the best seeker in the world!
  Everyone: KRUM!!!
• Moaning Myrtle: Hello Harry, long time no see *Naughty look*
• Harry: That's completely mental! How could anyone have possibly figured that out?
• Moody: The Goblet of Fire is an extremely powerful magical artifact, only an extremely powerful Confundus Charm could have hoodwinked it. Magic far beyond the ability of a fourth-year!
  Karkaroff: You seem to have given this a fair bit of thought, Mad-Eye!
  Moody: It was once my job to think as dark wizards do, Karkaroff. Perhaps you remember?de:Harry Potter

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