Ice Age
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Ice Age is a feature-length computer-animated film created by Blue Sky Studios and released by 20th Century Fox in 2002.
- Manfred: Hey look at that, dinner AND a show.
- Manfred: (to Sid) Okay, you. Check our poop.
- Sid: Hey, why am I the poop-checker?
- Manfred: Because returning the runt was YOUR idea, because you're small and insignificant, and because I'll pummel you if you don't.
(slight pause)
- Sid: Why else?
- Manfred: NOW, SID!
- Manfred: (to Sid) You're an embarassment to nature, y'know that?
(Sid has been in a gene pool, and now has his neck stuck in Diego's mouth)
- Manfred: Guys, I thought we were in a hurry. And Diego, spit that out. You don't know where it's been.
- Sid: Boy! For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me!
- Diego: I don't eat junk food.
- Sid: (While hanging onto Manfred's trunk) You have beautiful eyes.
- Manfred: Get off my face.
- Manfred: Sid, the tiger found a short cut.
- Sid:: No thanks. I choose life.
- Diego: Then I suggest you take the short cut.
- Sid: Are you threatening me?
- Diego: (yelling) MOVE, SLOTH!
(shelf of ice above them starts to crumble)
- Sid: (patting Diego's head) Way to go, tiger.
- Diego: You two are a bit of an odd couple.
- Manfred: There is no "us"!
- Diego: I see. Can't have one of your own, so you wanna adopt.
- Sid: I don't know about you guys, but we are the wierdest herd I've ever seen.
- Sid: From now on, you'll have to refer to me as "Sid, Lord of the Flame"!
- Manfred: Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail's on fire.
- Sid: From now on I'm gonna call you "Diego...
- Diego: "...Lord Of Touch Me And You're Dead".
(Manfred leaves the baby after saving it from the river)
- Sid: Hey Manny, aren't you forgettin' somethin'?
- Manfred: No.
- Sid: But you just saved him.
- Manfred: Yeah, well I'm still trying to get rid of the last thing I saved.
- Manfred: Look, if either of you get across that sinkhole in front of you, you get the sloth.
- Sid: That's right, you losers! You take one step and you're dead!
(Throws rock which bounces off the sinkhole instead of sinking)
- Sid: You were bluffing, huh?
- Manfred: Yeah, that was a bluff.
- Sid: (the baby's been crying for hours) I bet he's hungry.
- Manfred: How about some milk?
- Sid: Ooh, I'd love some!
- Diego: Not you, the baby!
- Sid: Well, I ain't exactly lactating right now, pal!
- Diego: You're a little low on the food chain to be mouthin' off, aren't ya...?!
- Manfred: ENOUGH!
- Dodo 1: (Talking about crater) Now don't fall in. If you do, you will definitely...
- Dodo 2: (Runs in) Intruders! Intruders... oops! (Trips and falls into crater)
- Dodo 1: ...burn and die.
- Manfred: (to Sid) Oh, isn't there someone else you can annoy? Friends? Family? Poisonous reptiles?
- Diego: It's nose is dry.
- Sid: That means there's something wrong with it.
- Diego: Someone should lick it, just in case.
- Sid: I'll do it.
- Manfred: Hey, he's wearing one of those baby thingies.
- Sid: So?
- Manfred: So, if he poops, where does it go?
- Sid: (slight pause) Humans are disgusting.
- Sid: (after Diego leaps over a river of lava) Wow, I wish I could jump like that.
- Manfred: Wish granted! (kicks him through the air)
- Diego: The baby, please. I was returning him to his herd.
- Sid: Oh yeah, nice try, bucktooth...
- Diego: You calling me a liar?
- Sid: I didn't say that.
- Diego: You were thinking it.
- Sid: (to Manfred) I don't like this cat. He reads minds.
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External link
- Ice Age quotes at the Internet Movie Database
