Ice Age: The Meltdown
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Ice Age: The Meltdown was the 2006 film sequel to the computer-animated 2002 film Ice Age.
- Directed by Carlos Saldanha. Written by Gerry Swallow and Peter Gaulke
Kiss Your Ice Goodbye.
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Sid the Megatherium
- We're going to live. [Water rapidly raises around them] We're going to die!
- Stop! Children, what's that sound, all the mammoths are in the ground!
- Hey, can you guys slow down a little? I'm dying here! [Vultures stare at him] It's just a figure of speech! [Sid runs off]
- [after an elaborate dance sequence with the mini-sloths which ends in him getting tied up] This is either really good or really bad.
- If your species is surviving, clap your hands.
- Well, tomorrow's the day the scary vulture said we're all gonna die. [Immediately starts snoring]
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Diego the Smilodon
- If anyone asks, there were fifty of 'em... And, uh... They were rattlesnakes.
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Fast Tony the Armadillo
- It's the end of the world!
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Others
- Parents, Please do not leave your children unattended. All unattended children will be eaten.
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Dialogue
- [Manny goes over to Crash, who is standing on a small tree]
- Manny: So what do you want me to do?
- Crash: Just pull the tree back and shoot me into the pond.
- Manny: [Looking from tree to the pond] I don't know...
- Crash: If you're to lame to do it, we can get Ellie.
- Manny: No, no. I can do it. I can do it.
- [Manny pulls tree back with his trunk]
- Crash: Farther... farther...farther...
- Manny: Have you done this before?
- Crash: Only a million times. Farther... farther... Perfect. Now... FIRE!
- [Manny let's go of tree. Crash goes soaring through the air]
- Crash: I can flyyyyy! [begins singing] I believe I can fly...
- [Crash rams headfirst into an oak tree, falls to the ground, unconcious]
- [Diego is seen panting, running from the water, holding onto Manny.]
- Manny: Uh, Diego, retract the claws please.
- Diego: Oh... Right... Sorry.
- Sid: You know, Diego, if I didn't know you better, I'd think you were afraid of the water.
- [Diego grabs him by the throat]
- Sid: Okay, okay...good thing I know you better.
- Manny: [referring to Ellie] Hey, you think she's the girl for me?
- Sid: Oh yeah. She's tons of fun, and you're no fun at all. She... completes you.
- Ellie: What do you find me as attractive?
- Manny: Well, uh. Your.. butt.
- Ellie: What about it?
Manny: It's... big. - Ellie: Oh you're just saying that.
- Manny: No really!, it's huge! Biggest darn butt I've ever seen.
- Ellie: Oh, that is really sweet!
- Sid: Maybe we could rapidly evolve into water creatures.
- Diego: That's genius, Sid.
- Sid: Call me Squid.
- Dung Beetle Dad: Do we have to bring this crap along? I'm sure there's a bunch of other crap where we're going!
- Dung Beetle Mom: Hey! This was a gift from my mother!
- Sid: Manny, who do you like better, me or Diego?
- Manfred: Diego. No contest.!
- Ellie: Manny, you can't pick favorites with your kids!
- Manfred: He's not my kid. He's not even my dog. If my dog had a kid, and that kid had a pet, that would be Sid.
- Sid: Manny, can I have a dog?
- Manfred: No.
- Sid: Ellie, can I have a dog?
- Ellie: Sure, sweetie.
- Manfred: Ellie, we have to be consistent with them!
- Sid: Look! I opened my camp-Campo de Sid. That meands 'Camp of Sid'.
- Diego: Great. Now you're an idiot in *two* languages.
- Sid: [tied up] This is either really good or really bad. [Sid looks down to see tar pit underneath him] No, no, no. Me fire-god. Why kill fire-god? A thousand years bad juju for killing fire-god!
- Chief Sloth: Superheated rock from the earth's core is surging into the crust, melting ice built up over thousands of years, causing great floods.
- Sid: You are a very advanced race. Together we can look for a solution.
- Chief Sloth: We have one. Sacrifice the fire-god.
- Sid: That's not very scientific.
- Chief Sloth: Worth a shot.
- Macrauchenia: Look, some idiot's going down the Evicerator!
- Manny: [to Diego] Please tell me it's not our idiot.
- Sid: [on top of glacier] I'm gonna jump on the count of three! One... Two...
- Manny: Sid! Don't move a muscle. We're coming up!
- Crowd of kids: Jump! Jump! Jump!
- Diego: [muttering] Jump. Jump.
- [Manny gives Diego a meaningful glance]
- Diego: Sorry.
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External links
Ice Age: The Meltdown quotes at the Internet Movie Database
