Ill Mitch

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Full Name Ill Mitch is a Russian-American rapper, as well as an internet phenomenon. His raps feature fractured English with partially broken grammar.


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Albums

As of late 2005, Ill Mitch has created two albums, Punch While Rap and Still Mitch

Punch While Rap

  • in Russia, call me danger lord, come take a seat on my anger sword.
    • From song "Fast And Danger"
  • I always identified with Master Splinter. He had very, uh, very wise sayings and slogans that he would tell the younger, uh, the younger people. I always, I always thought that that was good and he, and and he never had weapons, I thought that was cool. He would always, he could, ve-, he could fight very fast with his hands and he was old. He was older than all of them. And he was, but he was still the best, the best fighter and so why that's, uh he's a very good role model for, for a way to be, a way to live, like, like goals.
    • From song "Fast And Danger"

Still Mitch

  • LeVar Burton used to be gang member, the reading rainbow. He shot two people, two cops, execution style.
    • From Song "I Love To Be Gangster"
  • In Russia, if you are in a boxing match, you are allowed to have one special item you can either use in the third or the seventh round, its your choice. Things include: two golf balls, but you have to use them same round. I've seen spray paint, but only pink. If you want to confuse your opponent you can use fishing wire and dangle things, people dangle lighers. One thing i've never seen in american fighting that we do a lot in russia is we jump very high when you punch the fight games you jump high and attack high, like a megaman move, or mortal kombat
    • From song "Do Not Mess Me"

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