Inside Monkey Zetterland

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Inside Monkey Zetterland is a film written by and starring actor Steve Antin as the title character. It is about a former child actor the the zany assortment of family members and friends in his life.

• Daphne: You're a fag, baby!

• Daphne: Throw it all out into the universe, baby!

• Daphne: Stop bein' such a pussy about your fuckin' curtains.

• Monkey: My father used to shirk his parental responsibilities by saying that life was an illusion; karma was also a convienient excuse for foul ups. in my mind echos: "Sorry I sold your baseball cards, Monkey, but it's your karma, and life is just an illusion anyway, boy."

• Monkey: Brent, you live in a beautiful shell. Go with it.

• Imogene: Una el coka dieta!

• Imogene: Excuse me, very rude and obnoxious stranger.

• Imogene: Now let me ask you something I've always wondered about. After you have the baby, does your pussy ever go back to it's natural tightness?
• Cindy: I'm a dyke. It's not an issue.