Jim Carrey
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James Eugene Carrey (originally Carré) (born January 17, 1962 ) is a Canadian/American film actor, comedian, writer and producer who was born and grew up in the Toronto suburb of Newmarket, Ontario.
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- I rarely drink coffee. I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.
- There is nothing like making love to somebody you give a shit about.
- If you aren’t in the moment, you are either looking forward to uncertainty, or back to pain and regret.
- I don't think human beings learn anything without desperation. Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything or creating anything. Period. If you ain't desperate at some point, you ain't interesting.
- I'm a Buddhist, I'm a Muslim, I'm a Christian. I'm whatever you want me to be. It all comes down to the same thing. You are either in a loving place, or you are in an unloving place. If you are with me right now, you cannot be unhappy. It’s not possible, just try.
- Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Seuss inspired me to try cauliflower.
- I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever.
- Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
- It's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down.'
- Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.
- "It was me!" (Liar Liar)
- "A goose" (Liar Liar outakes)
- "Steven" (Pronounced with a lisp: "Thteven")(The Cable Guy)
- "I've had better" (Liar Liar)
- "Mock......ing.....bird.....yeah" (Dumb and Dumber)
- "They're little footballs" (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective)
- "Aal-righty then!" (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective)
- "The claw!" (Liar Liar)
- "Smokin'!" (The Mask)
- "P-A-R-T-Why... because I gotta!" (The Mask)
- "Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes." (Bruce Almighty)
- "Are those non-fat muffins! Are they non-fat?" (Fun With Dick and Jane)
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External links
- 'Jim Carrey Online'
- Carrey: 'Life Is Too Beautiful', a summary of a November 2004 60 Minutes interview with Carrey
- Jim Carrey at the Internet Movie Database
