John Cena

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John Felix Anthony Cena Jr. (born April 23, 1977 in West Newbury, Massachusetts), better known to wrestling fans simply as John Cena, is an Italian-American professional wrestler, rap music artist, and actor currently performing for World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) on the RAW brand, where he is the current WWE Champion. Cena brought the once SmackDown!-exclusive WWE Championship belt to RAW on June 6, 2005 when he was drafted to RAW during the 2005 Draft.

Contents 1 Quotes 2 Raps 3 Five Questions 4 External Links

Quotes

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• "Word Life"
• "You can't see me"
• "You want some...come get some!"
• "Real recognizes real"
• "We in this together"
• "The champ is here!"
• "Choke on deez nutz!"
• "HUSTLE.LOYALTY.RESPECT.!"
• "Kick ass. Take names."
• "Ruck Fules"
• "There's people who talk about it... then there's people who BE about it!"

Raps

• To Brock Lesnar:
  • Hop around all day like there's potatoes in your crack, that's a nice tattoo of your mother on your back
  • I'll hang your ass, you're like a Christmas tree ornament; I'll whack you more times than a masturbation tournament.
  • If you an animal, then I'm going on safari; I'm rocking PlayStation 2, you can't figure out Atari.
  • You're the poster child for the birth control pill; you go down faster than a ho, for a five dollar bill.
  • You so close clumsy, you couldn't beat a cripple in a dance off; You want the next big thing, let me take my pants off.
  • I'll break you down, watch you drown, and not throw a rope; This is jail, Brock, we inmates—you just dropped the soap!
  • Me Brock Lesnar! Here Come The Pain! God make me strong, forget to give me brain!
  • You get my point now?, because before I thought you missed it—I'm a Viagra Triple Shot—you just a Limp Bizkit (play on band Limp Bizkit).

• To Chris Benoit:
  • Have you wrapped you up with so many bandages, they'll think you're Saudi Arabian; Instead of the Canadian Crippler, you'll just be a Crippled Canadian.
  • Yo, I can't skate, but I still play with my pucks and stick. I have them call you John Bobbitt because I cut off your [mic raise]

• To Rhyno:
  • Half man and half beast - is that supposed to impress me? Man, my fist will swell your face - you'll be the white Dizzy Gillespie!
  • Yo, this is thuganmoics - I excel beyond sports; He rocks a horn on his head, I rock a horn in my shorts!

• To Christian:
  • That's how you roll? Like you got your routine mastered? I'm gonna put you in your place, you Creepy Little Bastard.
  • Christian used to come to the ring up through the fire; wearing the Seinfeld shirt, thinking he was a vampire.
  • You couldn't hang with the Brood, they even put you on the shelf; Gangrel was sucking blood, you was sucking something else.
  • You the man with charisma, who are you, the fight-starter? Only problem he solves is being Christian's life partner.

• To Rikishi:
  • Mess with me, you die slow, and explode, you wide load; Your butt looks like twenty miles of bad road.
  • You got bad knees, plus you're obese; You're so fat, when you sweat, you sweat grease.
  • So please, it's over, don't bother trying; call back Jared and get on Subway's diet.

• To The Undertaker:
  • Yo, my practice is power-pratic, do not break your back; so you're a Dead Man? I'm a necrophiliac.
  • I shock the world I make the Dead Man fall; And leave him like a broken pool table...with no Balls!
  • You can't sacrifice me, my name ain't Mideon; I'll go Waco on yo' ass, like a Branch Davidian! Tellin' people you're Devil, shoutin' "666"; I claim heavenly vengeance, and I'll make you my bitch!

• To Billy Gunn:
  • So now I wrestle Mr. Ass, the dude who likes to suck it; Torrie's a cover-up bro, we know you take it in the bucket.
  • Hey, I’m not nervous cause you got this weird fetish with butts; I’m scared because your favorite food is sausage and nuts.
  • You know what you still got feelings for Chuck. Tonight you don't want to wrestle. All you want to do is [mic raise].

• To Brian Kendrick:
  • Dude, he's exactly like me, oh no no no, I'm ten times bigger; You want to be me so bad? You're smaller than my action figure.
  • So I'm past you, little rascal, you and your kiddy tricks; You want to spank something? Dude, go home, spank on your [mic raise]

• To Kurt Angle:
  • What happened Kurt, you turned into a whiner? Last week you lost the title (to Brock Lesnar), now you got a vagina!
  • And gold medal or not, Kurt Angle’s going south; Forget your mouth piece, I’ll put my piece in your mouth.
  • They risk their lives in Iraq, and you can't even find your nut sack.
  • I'll put you on all fours. They found Saddam in one hole, I'll shove Daivari up yours.

• To The Big Show:
  • You got the franchise player on the Super Bowl stage. So get that Gorilla Big Show outta his cage! There's no way I'm gonna lose to that King Kong rip-off! It's like Gary Coleman beating Patrick Ewing in a tip-off. Big Show's an ape with opposable thumbs, and he stuffed his singlet, looks like he's smuggling plums.
  • YO! everybody knows that he can't see me! I'm itchin' to beat him like a penis with an STD. I'm not even wrestling the Big Show this whole thing's a charade, my match is with the Hippo Float from the Macy's Parade.
  • It's time to get a championship to match these custom knucks, Madison Square chant it loud baby, Big Show Sucks!
  • Big Show's a giant, he's enormous. I can think of a million adjectives. But it's just another case of big things with small packages.

• To Edge:
  • And you, you claim you're "Money in the Bank". Edge, you think you know me; Well John Cena’s like a pinwheel, so you can go ahead and blow me.

• To Lita:
  • Lita's a slut, you should run away when you see her, I shook her hand last week and she gave me gonorrhea.

• To U.S. Troops:
  • For real, Saddam never had a chance with troops like you around him; we should bury that bastard in the same hole that you found him!

• To Chris Masters:
  • I've got your key, you aren't no threat to me; Chris Masters can't even spell WWE!
  • He has a body that makes people say "Oh my god"; but his "masterpiece" is smaller than the Nano iPod.

• To Carlito:
  • His nappy roots look like about a hundred brillos; on TV he bites apples, at home he bites pillows!
  • Carlito you ain't cool, you're some Chia Pet putz ;and instead of spitting out apples, you should be choking on deez nuts!

• To Shawn Michaels:
  • HBK, i'm scouting you heavy because I know there's no one better. But you a little too friendly, wearing chaps, chains and leather.

• Other (to fans):
  • I beat your dad's family, I beat your mom's; Your sister calls me leprechaun, always after my Lucky Charms [grabs crotch area].
  • I'm so over the top, I'm giving censors fits; Forget the match, let's go to Hooters so we can grab some [mic raise]
  • You can't fly with me. C-E-N-A. It's a freestyle rap, baby, we don't play. I come off the dorm like everyday. Come at you from both sides like lesbian 3-ways.
  • Hospitals are packed with wrestling fans, they're getting Saturday Night Fever]; I'm scared of getting Mad Cow, that's why all I eat is beaver.

Five Questions

• April 21
  • In reference to his picture from the Ironman Naturals and how people kept saying "That's not you" on his MySpace.
    • What the **** do I have to gain by putting a picture that's not myself on ****ing MySpace?!
    • Why would I go and Photoshop myself on somebody else's ****ing body. Just for my own benefit like I need some more ****ing harrasment from you people?!
    • So it's double-edged sword, but I had to eat one half and I'm not goin' out with crap on my face.
    • And I will continue this unholy Photoshop ****ing war. You can go to hell that space is MY Space, it's not Yours that's why they call it My Space.

• • In response to a request to put Brooklyn Brawler on the show with him.
    • Ken, I can't promise you next week, and I can't promise you 2 weeks from now, but I will say this, I'm gonna make this happen.
    • Maybe he can come on TV, he come on the Internet, when his ACTION FIGURE comes out.

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