Kamp Krusty

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Marge Simpson: Lisa, watch out for poison ivy! Remember, leaves of three, let it be!
Homer Simpson: Leaves of four, eat some more!
Lisa: You're serving us gruel?
Dolph: Not quite! This is "Krusty-Brand Imitation Gruel". Nine out of ten orphans can't tell the difference.
Jimbo:: Yo, Mr. Black, another brandy.
Mr. Black: (addressing Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney) Gentlemen, to evil!
Bart: Krusty is coming! Krusty is coming! Krusty is coming!
Kent Brockman: Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq; and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together.
Bart: (while being interviewed live by Kent Brockman) Can I say "crappy" on TV? </br> Kent Brockman: Yes, on this network you can.
Homer: (with fingers crossed, before Kent Brockman reveals who the leader of the rebellion is) Don't be the boy..don't be the boy..don't be the boy...
(once it was revealed that it was indeed Bart)
Homer: D'oh! (then instantly loses his two new strands of hair and gains back his weight)
Bart: Krusty, they fed us gruel, forced us to make wallets for export, and one of the campers was eaten by a bear!
Krusty: OH MY GOD!
Bart: Well, actually, the bear just ate his hat.
Krusty: Was it a nice hat?
Bart: Oh yeah.
Krusty: OH MY GOD!