Final Fantasy VI
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Final Fantasy VI is a videogame made by Squaresoft. The following are taken from the original English translation by Ted Woolsey.
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Terra Branford
- It's not the net result that matters, it's the day to day struggles people go through that make one's life important.
- It isn't the net worth of one's life that is important. It is the day to day concerns, the personal victories, and the celebration of life... and love!
- When I first saw you I thought you were some kind of bodybuilder who strayed from his gym...
- to Sabin after learning he is Edgar's brother
- I haven't the foggiest!
- Ewwww! Something's stuck to my leg!
- But... I want to know what love is, now!
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Locke Cole
- ... ...!? This better not have anything to do with that Magitek-riding, Imperial witch!!!
- to Arvis, when asked to help a mysterious girl
- I won't leave you until your memory returns!! By the way, this secret entrance might be useful some day. Don't forget about it!
- to Terra in a mine shaft, after she admits she cannot remember anything
- I think that guy is missing a few buttons...
- about Kefka
- He'd slit his momma's throat for a nickel!
- To party regarding Shadow in a cafe
- Terra...wait for me. I'll be back. And please, don't let a lecherous young king, who shall remain nameless, near you!
- Call me treasure hunter, or I'll rip your lungs out!
- It's a little tight, but the price was right.
- after stealing a merchant's clothes
- These are a little big, but they'll do.
- after stealing a soldier's clothes
- Gotta get to Narshe on the fly!
- Bloody Kefka, we are your worst enemy!
- during the battle for the Esper
- YOWZA! IZZAT YOU!?
- to Celes in the dressing room
- That ribbon suits you well.
- to Celes in the dressing room
- Not a word of this to anyone, O Shrouded One
- to Shadow, after getting seasick
- I think I'm gonna...
- while seasick
- Hey, squidball! Don't you ever learn?
- To Ultros
- Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an appointment with Kefka!
- All that for a silly trinket!?
- to Celes in the ending
- The rest of you wait here. I smell a rat...
- on Emperor Gestahl's proposal
- Even if it was only a little, I doubted you. But I'm still your friend...
- to Celes in Albrook
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Edgar Roni Figaro
- First of all, your beauty has captivated me! Second... I'm dying to know if I'm your type... I guess your ...abilities... would be a distant third.
- explaining to Terra why he is helping her
- Guess my technique's a bit rusty...
- to himself when Terra does not immediately fall for him
- You see, there are more girls here than grains of sand out there. I can't keep track of 'em all!
- when asked if harboring a runaway girl from the Empire
- Look, don't you have a family? Just shut up and take it.
- speaking to a Figaro Castle merchant who refuses to take money from the King
- If something were to happen to me, all the world's women would grieve!
- If it's heads, you win..... We'll choose whatever path we want, without any regrets....
- to Sabin before flipping a two-headed coin to determine the successor of Figaro
- Yeah. I got to know the gal who brought us tea. After a while she just blirted out the whole plan!
- Watch your mouth! There's ladies present! I was a perfect gentleman!
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Sabin Rene Figaro
- Think a "bear" like me could help you out in your quest?
- ...That's General Leo.. He could be my friend if he weren't my enemy.
- I'm getting sick of this! Thou art such a pain in the...! Confound it all! I'm starting to talk like you!
- Kid's got quite a lip!
- No. Mr. Thou is THAT one. Over THERE!
- Uh... Why's everyone singing?
- at the Opera House
- Big brother, I didn't abandon the kingdom. Now I know why I have these stupid muscles!
- You think a minor thing like the end of the world was gonna do me in?
- So, you finally hit pay dirt, eh?
- Can we really trust the Empire? I have an awful feeling about this...
- after the Imperial banquet
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Celes Chere
- Aren't you a little short for an imperial trooper?
- to Locke when he comes to rescue her disguised as a soldier; possibly a reference to the first (Episode IV) Star Wars film
- I'm a soldier, not some love-starved twit!
- I'm a general, not some opera floozy!
- Oh my hero, so far away now, will I ever see your smile? Love goes away, like night into day, it's just a fading dream... I'm the darkness, you're the stars, our love is brighter than the sun. For eternity, for me there can be only you, my chosen one... Must I forget you? Our solemn promise? Will autumn take the place of spring? What shall I do? I'm lost without you. Speak to me once more.
- singing Aria di Mezzo Carattere at the Opera House
- Power only breeds war... I wish I'd never been born.
- I feel I have a lot to live for.
- You want to live in this world the way it is? No? Then do something about it!
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Shadow
- Leave us. The dog eats strangers...
- The reaper is always one step behind me...
- I'm working for the Empire, but don't worry, I'm not going to garrote you!
- I can't help you. You must look within for answers.
- In this world are many like me who've killed their emotions. Don't forget that.
- My allegience is to the Empire. I have no right to fight with you.
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Setzer Gabbiani
- My life is a chip in your pile. Ante up!
- upon agreeing to follow the group
- The best thing in life is being free of obligation... otherwise you lose your ability to gamble.
- Why not? I don't have anything to lose but my life... and I got that for free!
- Daryl, I'm starting to sound like you.
- Nonsense! I'll win the Falcon from you when I beat you in a race around the world!
- We're gonna get us another one.... airship, that is!
- Urgh! For the time being, I don't own the skies!
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Cyan Garamonde
- Thou art so... odd.
- I HATE Machines!
- We can't have ye two prancing 'round all day!
- You licentious howler!
- You just have to show technology who's boss!
- Dear Lola, I am writing to beg for your forgiveness. I am guilty of perpetuating a terrible lie. I have only now realized the error of my ways. I hope I can correct a great wrong. Your boyfriend, who you thought was in Mobliz, passed away some time ago. I have been writing in his stead. We humans tend to allow the past to destroy our lives. I implore you not to let this happen. It is time to look forward, to rediscover love, and embrace the beauty of life. You have so much life left to live.... Cyan
- letter to Lola in the World of Ruin
- I loveth you..
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Gau
- Mr. Thou! Mr. Thou!
- finding Cyan's speech amusing
- You... angry... me?
- after Cyan turns away because of Gau's over-questioning
- Uwaoooo~!
- I'm Gau! I'm your friend! Let's travel together!
- whenever he rejoins the party after performing his <Leap> skill, despite the fact that the party knows who he is
- Gau find short cut!
- Pretty Song!
- in the Opera House
- ...ooh...Gau...high place...not good...don't like...
- Smells like parents' house here. Why so familiar?
- after the Imperial Banquet
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Gogo
- This should be fun. When do we leave?
- I am GOGO, master of the simulacrum... My miming skills will astonish you.
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Mog
- Kupo!
- Kupoppo!
- Kupopupo!
- Kupo...po!
- That old geezer Ramuh told me about you! And now.. I'm gonna join your party!
- The hair! Watch the hair!
- Thankupo!
- I'm your boss, kupo! You're gonna join us, kupo!
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Relm Arrowny
- What a cute doggy!
- What a fuddy duddy.
- Waaaaaaahhhh! I'm gonna paint your portrait!
- Say, sweetie, would you pose for a portrait?
- Who is this puffed up aerobics instructor, anyway?
- about Sabin
- You! You old fool! You're still standing?!
- Grandpa! Who are these people? Can they use magic, too?
- And what a terrible actor you are!
- to Gungho
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Strago Magus
- Whatcha want with me? Espers? Espers, hmm...not to familiar with that word...
- Come on, children! Let me see the light in your eyes! The old man, here, hasn't given up yet!
- I have a special little granddaughter!
- And then I raised my staff, and POW! Right in the kisser!
- So I guess our town's little secret is out now...
- All right, make some room for me.
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Kefka Palazzo
- Uwee, hee, hee! Good! Burn up everything!
- These recon jobs are the pits! ...AHEM! There's SAND on my boots!
- Edgar, you pinhead! Why do you have to live out in the middle of nowhere?!?
- I’d hate to be you if we find out you’re lying... Mwa, ha!
- Welcome to my barbeque!
- Son of a submariner!
- 'Wait,' he says... Do I look like a waiter?
- Hee, hee! Nothing can beat the music of hundreds of voices screaming in unison!
- I'm all-powerful! Hee, hee, haw! I'm collecting Espers! I'm extracting magic!
- Now I fear you've outlived your usefulness.....
- Grr... How DARE they put me in a place like this!
- while imprisoned
- Oh dear...you wanna fight me?! This is just dreadful!
- How 'bout a little Magitek mayhem?
- I don't care for the appearance of this pitiful little hamlet... So burn it!!
- I'd say you're all charged up, boys and girls...or whatever... Say, remind me to show you my Magicite collection someday! You might see a few familiar faces!!! Now for a little Magicite hocus-pocus...!
- Ooh! They're warm to the touch! What treasures!
- You're such a goody two-shoes!
- to General Leo before killing him
- I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE YOU!"
- to Celes
- Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!
- Poor old...oh well, what a worthless excuse of an emperor!
- after killing Emperor Gestahl
- Why do people rebuild things they know are going to be destroyed? Why do people cling to life when they know they can't live forever? Think how meaningless each of your lives is!
- Why do you rebuild, knowing destruction is inevitable? Why do you yearn to live, knowing all things must die? (Alternate version of the previous line which appears in the Anthology FMV)
- And have you found your 'Joy' in this nearly dead world of ours?
- This is sickening... You sound like chapters from a self-help booklet! Prepare yourselves!
- I command the greatest power in the universe! You are all helpless before me!
- I will destroy everything... I will create a monument to non-existence!
- I will hunt them down. I will destroy it all! Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!
- Hee, hee, hee! But what fun is destruction if no 'precious' lives are lost?
- Life... dreams... hope... Where'd they come from? And where are they headed...? These things... I am going to destroy!
- The end comes... beyond chaos...
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Ultros
- Delicious morsel! Let me get my bib...!
- Uwee hee hee... Game over! Don't tease the octopus, kids!
- Yaaaouch! Seafood soup!
- after being burned
- Muscle heads? Hate 'em!
- referring to Sabin
- Uh, well, they always said I was a slow learner... but I eat FAST!!
- Oh, all right, Uncle Ulty REALLY wants you to paint his portrait!
- Silence! You're in the presence of octopus royalty! A lowborn thug like you could never defeat me!
- I have more lives than I do arms!
- Well, whadduya want I should do?
- I'm nothing more than a stupid octopus!
- Look at me! I'm a receptionist! G'fa, ha, ha!
- Buddy... pal... IMP!
- about to use his "Imp Song" spell
- I owe you one, so I'm gonna jam up your opera!
- in a letter
- Mwa ha ha! Let's see if Maria can shrug THIS off!
- Long time no see! You've changed! Did ya miss me?
- I ain't no garden-variety octopus!
- Don't tease the octopus, kids!
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Others
- Albrook resident: How can you make a GP in a world like this?
- Atma: My name is Atma...... I am pure energy...and as ancient as the cosmos. Feeble creatures, GO!
- Atma: I'm Atma...... Left here since birth... Forgotten in the river of time... I've had an eternity to...ponder the meaning of things... And now I have an answer...
- Banon: Once, when people were pure and innocent, there was a box they were told never to open. But one man went and opened it anyway. He unleashed all the evils of the world: envy... greed... pride... violence... control... All that was left in the box was a single ray of light: Hope. We now confront those evils... And you are that last ray of light, our only hope...
- Cid: Wow! All of a sudden I have a granddaughter!
- Czar Dragon: Mwa,ha,ha.... Humans and their desires! I'm free at last! I bring you destruction... I bring you terror... I am Czar! Prepare yourselves!
- Duncan: The Earth yawned open to take me, but I scrambled to safety!
- Figaro Guard: Kefka's "One shy of a six pack!"
- General Leo: Shut up, Kefka. I oughta....
- last words
- Gestahl: I'm simply going to put you to sleep using the very power you unleashed! What's so funny? Well then, it's only suitable that you fall asleep laughing!
- To Kefka on the Floating Continent
- Imperial soldier: Returner Scum!
- Imperial soldier: Hey, you! You're Returners!
- Imperial soldier: Scram, you blockhead.
- Imperial soldier: I'm not buying anything!
- Imperial soldier: Three cheers for the Empire!
- Mayor of Thamasa: Magic is forbidden!
- Mayor of Thamasa: Welcome! Magic? What is this Magic?
- Mobliz kid: I wanna see Katarin's baby!
- Narshe guards: Machine-riding self-important swine! Take this!
- Narshe resident: Narshe is a neutral city. We want no war here, but that %#$@& Empire won't listen!
- Narshe resident: Magic? Pshaw, what nonsense!
- Old man: Doomgaze?! I'd rather take an acid bath than fight that thing!
- South Figaro Resident: We may be thieves, but at least we have goals in life!
- South Figaro Resident: Chung! Chung! Chung! Chung! Magitek Armor!
- South Figaro Resident: If the "Light of Judgement" burns down our town 100 times, we'll rebuild it 100 times!
- Thief in Zozo: Zozo? Never heard of it.
- Ziegfried: Aha! The ox bellows! Allow me to introduce my blade!
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Dialogue
- Arvis: Took you long enough! How goes the robbing and plundering trade?
- Locke: I PREFER the term "Treasure Hunter!"
- Arvis: Ha! Semantic nonsense!
- Locke: There's a HUGE difference!
- [dining aboard the Phantom Train...]
- Sabin: [pounding the table] Food! Food! Bring me everything ya got!
- [Sabin is served by the ghost of a waiter]
- Cyan: A... are you going to be okay if you eat THIS?
- Sabin: Worried? Can't wage war on an empty stomach!
- Cyan: Hummm... Sir! I won't hear any more of this kind of talk!
- Sabin: Gobble... snarf... snap... Well! I've stuffed down all I can... Let's go!
- Gau: Gau's treasure... shiny, shiny!! Shiny, shiny, shiny!!!
- Sabin: Can anything be THAT shiny?
- Terra: When Locke and I escaped he fiddled with something right around here.
- Edgar: Knowing him there's probably some hidden switch around here.
- [aboard the Blackjack]
- Locke: This unwieldy-looking ship really moves! Could it crash?
- Setzer: When things fall, things fall! It's all a matter of fate...
- Relm: What's wrong, lover boy?
- Edgar: How old are you?
- Relm: 10...why? I'm coming along, too!
- Edgar: You've grown up entirely too fast! Lighten up, okay!?
- [in the Japanese version, Edgar considers her courtship for a split second before crying:]
- Edgar: Too young!
- Ultros: I lose, AGAIN! Well, this time I didn't come alone. Mr. Chupon, come on down!
- [Chupon appears]
- Chupon: FUNGAAAH!
- Ultros: Mr. Chupon's taciturn, but terribly powerful!
- Cyan: This is the Phantom Train. It carries the departed to the other side.
- Sabin: Wait! I don't want to go there!
- Edgar: Several years and the little shrimp's grown into a whopping lobster!
- Sabin: And you're a king crab!
- Locke: Edgar, what's the matter? You look positively spooked!
- Edgar: Dddddddid you see what I just saw?
- Locke: Yeah, this kid seems loaded for bear.
- Edgar: She's amazing! That was Magic! M-A-G-I-C!
- Locke: M M M M M M M M M M M M M MAGIC?!
- Strago: Go to your room!
- Relm: I will not! What a fussy old man!
- Strago: Alright, if you insist.
- Relm: That's better!
- [On the Blackjack, after the banquet]
- Cid: Wow, what a ship!
- Setzer: That landing really messed up the engine. It'll take a while to fix...
- Cid: I'll help. No machine can stump me!
- Setzer: Don't touch anything!
- Cid: Go kill time in the casino! I can speed this crate up!
- Setzer: ...... You little...!! Get outta my sight!
- Cid: But I could really make this thing hum...!
- [Cid leaves]
- Terra: You love this ship, more than anything, huh?
- Setzer: Actually, when I was young there was something I was mad about...
- Terra: ...huh?
- Setzer: In my youth I dreamed of having the world's fastest airship.
- Terra: You mean......
- Setzer: At that time there was a young girl who piloted the Falcon, the fastest vessel ever made. Sometimes we were the worst of rivals...but other times we were the best of friends. We always egged each other on to go faster and higher. When she disappeared along with her ship...I felt like I lost my spirit.
- Setzer: ...Poor Daryl...
- Strago: Relm! Is that you, my dear? You're alive!
- Relm: Idiot! Of course I'm alive!
- Strago: Oh, I'm so happy...
- Relm: Did you think I was gonna check out before you, old man? Ha ha ha...
- Strago: You're as foul mouthed as ever, bless your heart!
- Leo: You all right? Looks like you're feeling better.
- Terra: Funny, isn't it. I was used by the Empire, even had my thoughts ripped from me... but here I am cooperating with the "enemy"...
- Leo: People are people. Not all of us are like Kefka.
- Terra: What, what's with you?
- Leo: I know you were being used as a kind of biological weapon. And because I didn't do anything about it, I'm no different than Kefka.
- Terra: I'm the product of a human and an Esper. Will I ever be able to love someone?
- Leo: Of course!
- Terra: But... I haven't felt that way yet...
- Leo: You're just young, but I understand what you mean. I understand only too well...
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