Madagascar

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Madagascar is a 2005 animated film about four Central Park Zoo animals who have spent their lives in blissful captivity and are unexpectedly shipped back to Africa, getting shipwrecked on the island of Madagascar.

Directed by Eric Darnell and Tom McGrath. Written by Mark Burton, Billy Frolick, Eric Darnell, and Tom McGrath

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Marty the Zebra

  • I'm ten years old. Half of my life is over and I don't even know if I'm black with white stripes or white with black stripes!
  • Alex, do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming. If a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone.
  • [as Marty misses the express train] Dagnabbit! I missed the express! Looks like I have to take the Stamford local.
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Alex the Lion

  • Here come the people, Marty! Oh, I love the people! It's fun people fun time!
  • We can't call the people. They'll be really mad! They'll get Marty transported for good!
  • [talking in his sleep] Come on now, baby. My little filet. My little filet mignon with a little fat around the edges. I like that. I like a little fat on my steak. My sweet, juicy steak. You are a rare delicacy...
  • I feel like a mile-high pastrami on rye, on the fly from the deli in the sky!
  • Giraffe! Corner pocket!
  • [to the fake Statue of Liberty] You maniac! You burned it up! Darn you! Darn you all to heck!
  • Oh... well!
  • Aw, Knicks lost again!
  • Shut up, spalding.
  • You bit the hand, Marty! You bit the hand!
  • I'M GONNA KILL YOU, MARTY! I'm gonna strangle you! Then bury you! Then dig you up and clone you! Then I'm gonna kill all your clones! And then, I'm never talking to you again!
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Skipper the Penguin

  • Smile and wave, boys; smile and wave.
  • Cute and cuddly, boys; cute and cuddly.
  • You didn't see anything!
  • You! Higher mammal, can you read?
  • We've been ratted out, boys!
  • My monochromatic friend . . .
  • You there, quadruped, sprechen sie English?
  • Don't gimme excuses! GIMME RESULTS!
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Private the Penguin

  • [on finally arriving in Antarctica] Well this sucks.
  • I did it!
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Rico the Penguin

  • Hai.
  • [in Japanese] Yes.
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Julien the Lemur

  • Shh! We are hiding. Everyone be quiet. Including me. Shh! Who's making that noise? [sheepishly] Oh, it's me again.
  • What is a bite on the buttocks amongst friends? [shakes his tail at Maurice] Here, give me a nibble.
  • All we have to do is wait until they are in a deep sleep. [long silence] How long is this going to take?!
  • Does anybody else have the heebie-jeebies? No? Good, [to Maurice] so shut up!
  • Shame on you, Maurice! Can you not see dat you have insulted ze freak?!
  • [robot voice] I am very clever king... tok tok tok tok... I am super genius... I am robot king of the monkey things... compute... compute.
  • ... profound brain things in my head . . .
  • When de New York Giants fall asleep, we will make sure dat dey wake up in paradise. [evil laugh] Now, who would like a cookie everyone? Yeah!!
  • [singing] I like to move it, move it / She like to move it, move it / He like to move it, move it / You like to... move it!
  • Please feel free to bask in my glow!
  • No. Not who-har. Gas-car.
  • Okie dokie, Maurice. I admit it. The plan failed. All is lost! The dreaded Foosa will come back and gobble us with their mouths! Because. We are all. Steak!
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Mort the Mouse Lemur

  • I'm steak! Me me me me me me me me!
  • King Julien! What are they? WHAT ARE THEY?!
  • I like them! I liked them before I even met them I like em! You hate them compared to how much I like them!
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Mason the Chimpanzee

  • [Mason and Phil have just escaped the zoo] I hear Tom Wolfe's speaking at Lincoln Center. [Phil signs frantically] Well, of course we're going to fling poo at him!
  • [to Phil, as they are surrounded by police officers] If you have any poo, fling it now.
  • You filthy monkey.
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Dialogue

Marty: The penguins are going, so why can't I?
Alex: The penguins are psychotic.
Alex, Melman and Gloria: [singing to Marty] Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey and you smell like one too!
[Phil sniffes himself, than faints]
Manson: I say!
King Julien: [watching Gloria cuddle Mort] Zey are just a bunch of pansies.
Maurice: I don't know, there's something funny about the guy with the crazy hair do [referring to Alex]
King Julien: Nonsense, Maurice! [turns to everyone] Hey, everyone! Let's go meet ze pansies!
Alex: What does Connecticut have to offer us?
Melman: Lyme disease.
Alex: Thank you, Melman.
[Marty and Alex running towards each other on the beach in slow motion with arms outstretched and Chariots of Fire music is playing]
Alex: Marty!
Marty: Alex!
Alex: Marty!
Marty: Alex!
Alex: Marty!
Marty: Al!
Alex: [angrily] Marty!
Marty: [afraid] Alex?
Alex: [real-time] MARTY!
Marty: Oh, sugar, honey, iced tea!
Gloria: [about Mort] Ooh, aren't you the sweetest little thing? I'd just like to dunk you in my coffee.
Melman: They are kind of cute from a reasonable distance.
Julien: Where did you say you giants were from?
Alex: Uh, New York.
Julien: All hail the New York giants!
Lemurs: NEW YORK GIANTS! [cheering]
Julien: [presents Alex with his crown] I would like you to have this.
Alex: Oh, Julien, I couldn't...
Julien: Oh, that's OK. I've got an even bigger one, with a gecko on it!
Gloria: Where are the people?
Skipper: We killed 'em and ate their livers.

[Gloria looks horrified]

Skipper: Gotcha, didn't I? Just kiddin doll, the people are fine. They're on a slow lifeboat to China.
Private: Don't you think we should tell them that the boat's out of gas?
Skipper: Naah... just smile and wave, boys; smile and wave.
Skipper: Hey, quadruped. Sprechen sie Englisch?
Marty: I sprechen.
Skipper: What continent is this?
Marty: Manhattan.
Skipper: Hoover Dam! We're still in New York! Abort! Dive! Dive! Dive!
Skipper: Can you keep a secret my monochromatic friend? Do you ever see any penguins walking around New York City? Of course not, it's just not natural. This is all part of some whacked out conspricy. We're going to the wide open spaces of Anartica. To the wild!
Marty: The Wild! You can actually go there?!
Skipper: You didn't see anything. Right?
Alex: [he bumps his head under the top of the box] Oh, my head! Where? What? I'm in the box! Oh no! No no! Not the box! Oh no, they can't transfer me! Not me! I can't breathe... I can't breathe... Darkness creeping in... Can't breathe... I can't breathe!... Walls closing in around me!... So alone, so alone...
Marty: Alex! Alex, are you there?
Alex: Marty?
Marty: Yeah! Talk to me, buddy!
Alex: Marty! You're here!
Marty: What's going on?! Are you okay?
Alex: This doesn't look good, Marty.
Gloria: Alex? Marty? Is that you?
Marty: Gloria! You're here too! I am loving the sound of your voice!
Alex: What is going on?
Gloria: We're all in crates.
Marty: Oh, no!
Melman: Oh, sleeping just knocks me out.
Gloria: Melman!
Marty: Is that Melman?!
Gloria: Are you okay?!
Melman: Yeah. I often doze off while I'm getting an MRI.
Al ex: Melman, you're not getting an MRI!
Melman: CAT scan?
Alex: No! No CAT scan! It's a transfer! It's a zoo transfer!
Melman: ZOO TRANSFER?! Oh, no. No, no. I can't be transferred. I have an appointment with Dr. Goldberg at 5:00. There are prescriptions that have to be filled! No other zoo can afford my medical care, and I am not going HMO!
Marty: Take it easy, Melman. We are gonna be okizzay!
Alex: No, Marty. We're not gonna be okizzay. Because of you, we're ruined!
Mort: I like them! I like them! I liked them before I even met them! You hate them compared to how much I like them!
King Julien: Oh, shut up! You're so annoying!
Mort: Hee Hee!
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The Penguins in "A Christmas Caper"

short feature shown with the Wallace and Gromit movie and later included on the Madagascar DVD

Skipper: Rico! Don't do that at the table!
Rico: EGGNOOOOG!
Skipper: [as they walk along with some nuns, acting like them] Blend! Blend! Blend!
Skipper: Shitake mushrooms!
Skipper: Holy butterball!
Skipper: Santa Claus has come to town!
Skipper: You know our credo.
Kowalski: Never bathe in hot oil and Bisquick?
Skipper: No, the other one.
Rico: [incoherent loud gibberish]
Skipper: No, that's the walrus credo. Ours is NEVER SWIM ALONE. Private's out there by himself, probably in trouble, and we never abandon one of our own.
Kowalski/Rico: Oh...
Zoo Animals: [singing] Jingle bells, monkey smells, Melman laid an egg! Marty thinks that Alex stinks and the camels say, "Oy vey!"
Rico: (Repeated line.) Kaboom!
Rico: Kaboom?
Skipper: Yes, Rico. Kaboom.
Skipper: Not on my watch, bluehair!
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Taglines

  • Someone's got a zoo loose.
  • The lemurs: They're cute. They're cuddly. They're deranged.
  • They weren't born in the wild... They were shipped there.
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Cast

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