Malcolm in the Middle
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What can we do with a diving board?
Guys, let's think outside the box...
Well ... we can take the diving board to the skating rink!
Why would the diving board want to go to the skating rink?
Because the hot dogs at the skating rink are way better than the hot dogs at the bus stop!
Why would the diving board want to go to the bus stop?
Maybe the diving board is meeting someone there!
Guys? Back inside the box...
Reese's History Teacher: I don't see why you would sacrifice the good son for, well, Reese.
Lois: You don't think I would give this one up? Let me tell you something. I would sell Malcolm down the river in a heartbeat for Reese. Sure, he might have to go to Blue Collar or something, but he'll do fine. Reese is the one who needs saving.
Reese's History Teacher: Nobody could be that cruel to their own son. [Francis appears in the window]
Francis: Mom, please let me come home. I'm cold and I'm hungry. Please, I'll fix the roof, I'll paint the house. I'll do anything, Mom, just please let me be warm again.
Hal: Don't you realize you could get killed?
Reese: Dad, I can't die.
Hal: What?
Reese: I'm seventeen.
Hal: And so you can't die?
Reese: I just don't see it happening.
Hal: I got news for you Reese, seventeen-year-olds die all the time.
Reese: Come on dad, that's just something they tell you so you'll stay off drugs.
