Navjot Singh Sidhu

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Navjot Singh Sidhu (born October 20, 1963) is a cricket commentator, who is famous for his witticisms that have come to be known as Sidhuisms.

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• The world is all about mind and matter; I don't mind and you don't matter.
  • When Farooque Sheikh, host of the talk show Jeena isi ka naam hai asked him what he thinks of those who criticize his style of commentary

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• A good lather is half the shave.

• He's shredded that into smithereens
  • (On Rahul Dravid hitting a boundary, India v England, 2002)

• All that comes from a cow is not milk.

• As innocent as freshly laid eggs.

• Beauty even when silent is eloquent.

• He flew like a bird and plucked it out of thin air.
  • (On Indian fielder Sadagopan Ramesh's diving catch against Sri Lanka)

• He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
  • (On Sri Lankan batsman Romesh Kaluwitharna who was wasting balls without making runs)

• Its very difficult to kill a man who is hell bent upon committing suicide!

• My idea of a bird is 36-24-36.

• New Zealanders are like bicycles in a cycle stand - one falls down and the complete row will be down!
  • (In India's last match against New Zealand)

• Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian auto (auto rickshaw - form of Indian taxi) meter.

• Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.

• That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it !!
  • (When Saurav Ganguly took a catch that had gone very high in the air)

• The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.

• The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car through it... !!

• The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.

• The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!
  • To Martin Crowe

• When you are dining with the demon you've got to have a long spoon!

• Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
  • (In the midst of a verbal duel with Martin Crowe)
• A fifty is like kissing a virgin, you just have to go on!