Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

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The Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl stars Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Geoffrey Rush, and Jack Davenport. It is directed by Gore Verbinski and produced by Jerry Bruckheimer.

Synopsis - An upstanding young blacksmith enlists the help of an eccentric, dishonest pirate to rescue the beautiful young woman he is in love with, who has been kidnapped by cursed, undead pirates.

Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp)

• "Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term."
• (after Elizabeth accepts Commodore Norrington's marriage proposal)
  "A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!"
• (ending lines)
  "Now, bring me that horizon."
  (starts muttering the tune to "Yo ho, A Pirate's Life for Me")
  "And really bad eggs. Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho!"
• (to Will, after Will botched up his chances with Elizabeth)
  "If you were waiting for the opportune moment . . . that was it."
• (to Will)
  "Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
• "Stop blowing holes in my ship!"
• "Your funeral..."
• After the rum has been burnt to signal a passing ship]
  [Mocking Elizabeth]"'It must have been terrible for you to be trapped here, Jack, must have been terrible for you' . . . Well it bloody well is now!!"
  [Jack sees a navy ship in the distance]
  "There'll be no living with her after this."
• "She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised, and you get to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really; except Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman."
• "It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships; pick up a crew in Tortuga; raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weaselly black guts out."
• "You need to find yourself a girl, mate."
• "Or, perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you've already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you?"
• "...and then they made me their chief."
• "But why is the rum gone?"
• "How about three shillings and we forget the name"
• "Unless of course he knew you wouldnt believe the truth even if he told it to you."
• "Will you be saving her then?"
• "Pride of the kings navy you are "
• "Clearly you've never been to singapore"
• "You forgot one very important thing mate... I'm Captain Jack Sparrow"
• "Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow... Savy?"

Catch phrases

• "Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow."
• "Savvy?"
• "I'm Captain Jack Sparrow."
• "You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"

William Turner (Orlando Bloom)

• "This is your able-bodied crew?"
• "Well, you've proved that they're mad."
• "Aye! Avast!" (when neither of those phrases fit in context)
• [Having attempted - and failed - to rescue Jack from the hangman's noose]</br>"If all I have achieved here is the hangman will earn two pairs of boots instead of one, so be it. At least my conscience will be clear."
• Elizibeth- "How many times must I tell you to call me Elizibeth" Will- "Atleast once more,as always,Miss.Swan"
• "I make a point of avoiding fimiliarity with pirates"

Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley)

• "I think it would be rather exciting to meet a pirate."
• "Well women in London must have learned not to breathe"
• "You like pain? Try wearing a corset!"
• "I can't breathe..."
• "Tell him I am disinclined to acquiesce to his request"

Captain Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush)

• "There are a lot of long words in there, miss. We're naught but humble pirates."
• "I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means 'no'."
• "You're off the edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters!"
• "What are you looking at? Back to work!"
• [to Elizabeth, after she discovered just how and why the pirates of the Black Pearl are cursed]
  Barbossa: "Ye'd best start believin' in ghost stories, Miss Turner; yer in one!"
• "Gents, take a walk!"
• [Last words]</br>"I feel . . . cold."</br>[Dies]
• "Get after them, you feckless pack of ingrates!!"

Commodore Norrington

• "I intend to see to it that any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves: A short drop and a sudden stop."
• "Well, I trust you will always remember this as the day that Captain Jack Sparrow almost escaped. Take him away."
• "Consider them marked. Now on your way."

Other

• Prisoner: (after a cannon blasts only his cell open, leaving Jack trapped) "My sympathies, friend. You've no manner of luck at all."

Dialogue

• Mullroy: "What's your purpose in Port Royal Mr. Smith?"
  Murtogg: "Yeah, and no lies!"
  Jack Sparrow: "Well, then, I confess. It's my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weasly black guts out!"
  Murtogg: "I said no lies!"
  Mullroy: "I think he's telling the truth..."
  Mullroy: "If he was telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us."
  Jack Sparrow: "Unless of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth, even if he told it to you."

• Norrington: "No additional shot nor powder. A compass that doesn't point North. And I half expected it [Jack's sword] to be made of wood. You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of."
  Jack Sparrow: "But you have heard of me."
• Captain Groves: "That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen."
  Norrington: "So it would seem."

• Elizabeth: "You have to take me to shore! According to the Code of the Order of the Brethren–"
  Barbossa: "First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement, so I 'must' do nothin'. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the pirate's code to apply and you're not. And thirdly, the code is more what you call guidelines than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner."

• Jack Sparrow: "That is the child of Bootstrap Bill Turner. His only child. Savvy?"
  Mr. Gibbs: "'Leverage,' says you. 'I think I feel a change in the wind,' says I."

• Jack Sparrow: "It's the Pearl.
  Prisoner: "The Black Pearl? I've heard stories. She's been preying on ships and se'lements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors.
  Jack Sparrow: "No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?"

• Jack Sparrow: "Scarlett!"
  [Scarlett slaps him]
  Jack Sparrow: "Not sure I deserved that."
  [Sees Giselle]
  Jack Sparrow: "Giselle!"
  Giselle: "Who was she?"
  Jack Sparrow: "Wha-?"
  [Giselle slaps him]
  Jack: ". . .I may have deserved that."

• [after getting slapped by Anamaria]
  Will Turner: "I suppose you didn't deserve that one either?"
  Jack Sparrow: "No, that one I deserved. . ."
  Anamaria: "You stole my boat!"
  Jack Sparrow: "Actually–"
  [she slaps him again]
  Jack Sparrow: "Borrowed. . . . Borrowed without permission. But with every intention of bringing it back!"
  Anamaria: "But you didn't!"
  Jack Sparrow: "You'll get another one!"
  Anamaria: "I will."
  Will Turner: "A better one!"
  Jack Sparrow: "A better one!"
  Will Turner: [Pointing to the Intercepter] "That one!"
  Jack: "What one? [Sees; angered] That one?! [turns to Anamaria, calmly] Aye, that one.

• Barbossa: "You expect to leave me standin' on some beach with nothing but a name and your word it's the one I need and watch you sail away on my ship?"
  Jack Sparrow: "No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship, and then I'll shout the name back to you. Savvy?"
  Barbossa: "But that still leaves us with the problem of me standin' on some beach with naught but a name and your word it's the one I need."
  Jack Sparrow: "Of the two of us, I am the only one who hasn't committed mutiny; therefore. . . my word is the one we'll be trusting. Although, I s'pose I should be thanking you because, in fact, if you hadn't betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse, same as you. [bites into apple] Funny ol' world innit?" [offers apple]

• Barbossa: "Why, thank you, Jack."
  Jack Sparrow: "You're welcome."
  Barbossa: "Not you. We named the monkey Jack." [monkey smiles]

• [On stories that Jack escaped an island by using a raft made of turtles]</br>Will Turner: "What did he [Jack] use for rope?"
  Jack Sparrow: "Human hair . . . from my back."

• [Elizabeth is burning all the rum]
  Jack Sparrow: "No! Not good! Stop! Not good. . . What're you doing? You're burning all the food, the shade . . . the rum!"
  Elizabeth: "Yes, the rum is gone!"
  Jack Sparrow: "Why is the rum gone?!"
  Elizabeth: "One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels; two, that signal is over a thousand feet high! The entire Royal Navy is looking for me. Do you really think there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?"
  Jack Sparrow:"But why is the rum gone?"
  

• Barbossa: "I must admit, Jack, I thought I had you figured. But it turns out you're a hard man to predict."
  Jack Sparrow: "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly . . . stupid." </br>

• Barbossa: "So what now, Jack Sparrow? Will it be two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound, hm?"
  Jack: "Or you could surrender."

External links

http://adisney.go.com/disneypictures/pirates/index.html
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0325980/