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Queer as Folk

UK version (1999 – 2000) by Russell T. Davies

USA version (2000 – ?) by Ron Cowen and Daniel Lipman

Contents 1 UK Version 1.1 Series 1 1.1.1 "Unfinished Business" [1.02] 1.1.2 "Constant Craving" [1.05] 1.2 Series 2 1.2.1 "The Beginning of the End" [2.01] 2 USA Version 2.1 Season 1 2.1.1 "Queer, There, and Everywhere" [1.02] 2.1.2 "A Change of Heart" [1.14] 2.2 Season 2 2.3 Season 3 2.4 Season 4

UK Version

Series 1

"Unfinished Business" [1.02]

• "Can you believe it? They've got toilets in which no one's ever had sex!"
  • Vince played by Craig Kelly; on straight bars

• "It's the exact opposite of childbirth. First you have the baby, then you get fucked."
  • Stuart played by Aidan Gillen

"Constant Craving" [1.05]

• "You're straight, you don't know anything"

"I'm black. And I'm a girl. Try that for a week."

• • Nathan and Donna; played by Charlie Hunnam and Carla Henry

Series 2

"The Beginning of the End" [2.01]

• "I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, baddieboy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arsebandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I am fucked. I suck and I am sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life. And I am not a pervert."
  • Stuart

USA Version

Season 1

"Queer, There, and Everywhere" [1.02]

• "I don't believe in love, I believe in fucking. It's honest, it's efficient - you get in and out with a maximum of pleasure and a minimum of bullshit."
  • Brian; played by Gale Harold

"A Change of Heart" [1.14]

• "I think God appreciates it even more. Because he created you in his image. At least that's what I was always taught. And since God is love and God doesn't make mistakes, then you must be exactly the way he wants you to be. And that goes for every person, every planet, every mountain, every grain of sand, every song, every tear... and every faggot. We're all his, Emmett. He loves us all. "
  • Ted; played by Scott Lowell

Season 2

Season 3

Season 4

We're not fucking married!

by Brian, played by Gale Harold