Questionable Content
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Questionable Content is a "comedic" slice-of-life webcomic written and drawn by Jeph Jacques.
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1-100
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11-20
- Strip 12, "In The Interest Of Faye's Safety"
- Faye: I am bored and ravenous. Come have dinner with me.
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41-50
- Strip 45, "Pity: He Asked For It"
- Marten: The only way to deal with computer salespeople is with an overwhelming preemptive strike.
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101-200
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121-130
- Strip 126, "Indie Physics 101"
- Marten: Note to self: having a discussion about theoretical indie-rock physics with an attractive girl is probably the hottest thing ever.
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201-300
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221-230
- Strip 227, "Scheming"
- Marten: I really wish I was an emo kid right now. All this drama would make for an awesome LiveJournal.
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401-500
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421-430
- Strip 423, "Mneep Mneep"
- Faye: The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, unless you build an orbital velocity cannon and fire it into space.
- Strip 424, "Her Favorite Sound"
- Faye: I shop like Puritans have sex - in and out in three minutes, and only for the procreation of children.
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431-440
- Strip 434, "Ice Ice Baby"
- Miss Reed: I just have lots and lots of casual sex! It's all the fun of dating without any of the fuss.
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441-450
- Strip 443, "Love Indiemerican Style"
- Marten: Funny, I thought you advocated the murder of your patrons.
- Dora: Well yeah, but not before they pay.
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451-460
- Strip 453, "She's Seriously Kinda Crazy"
- Raven: You know, I never really got that phrase. All life isn't suffering. Sometimes there are parties and makeouts! And marijuana!
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471-480
- Strip 478, "I Get Knocked Down"
- Faye: The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.
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501-600
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511-520
- Strip 511, "Hell Hath No Fury"
- Dora: THE WORLD HAS PLENTY OF CUTE, SKINNY HOMOSEXUAL MEN
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