Radio From Hell
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Radio From Hell is the title of a Salt Lake City, Utah based morning show broadcast from X96 (KXRK 96.3FM). The show features three locally born and raised hosts, Kerry Jackson, Bill Allred, and Gina Barberi.
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Kerry Jackson
- If Harry's wearing his cloak of invisibility, I guarantee he's not planting his wand.
- Ellehue? Will you loofa my stretch marks?
- I'm getting screwed today. Right in the mouth.
- 'Fetus in Uterus' I get.
- Why do you think I always have a rubber glove on?
- We’ll eat your gum.
- Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
- At what point do you shake it all about?
- If you want to happy for the rest of your life, make a crack-whore your wife.
- Famous people are delicious.
- Who is this man taking a crap in my bathroom!?
- You love the bidet more than me.
- Where I come from they're just 'fun bags.'
- Mr. Egyptian, you get me a damned pop-tart.
- It's revved for her pleasure.
- The baby is leaking!
- Oh no! He's got him in the deadly Egyptian burger!
- Even Beyonce's booty can't save that.
- Food should not be origami.
- I don't need to see Paxton's sack.
- Clam jacket.
- I'm a second-tier troll with powers to bewilder!
- Don't spend another evening with the sex cantaloupe.
- It smells funny, but it works.
- This is discrimination against gay, nautically-themed cupcake mascots.
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Gina Barberi
- I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the news.
- I'm evolving damnit!
- Prince Albert can't keep it in his pants.
- The poor can’t hold their liquor.
- Daylight trick-or-treating is stupid.
- Will it taste like cheese!?
- I got a good job in a punchbowl.
- I'd like to have a sit on a few things.
- I tripped and fell and posed naked for a magazine.
- I want to put everything in my mouth.
- Next thing you know you’re out on your ass-hat.
- You'd be shiny and glossy and resist dust.
- Are we ruining boobs for you?
- I had no idea I had such a memorable cervix.
- My brains are going out my nipples.
- My udders are full.
- I'm writing it in breast milk.
- We should all be marsupials.
- How did he feel about the Muppet?
- High-definition Paxton butt.
- There goes my muff.
- Nice guys never have a soul patch.
- What if the deaf person falls down?
- I live in the hood!
- I only eat bacon socially.
- How do you think it feels for me? I'm the one with the butter inside.
- What do you need fish balls for?
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Bill Allred
- KSL is the Zoloft of the evening news.
- You had your thumb up your butt and your mind was in Arizona
- What do you mean I can’t sleep with this hooker in the basement?
- Now what do I do with this handfull of my own feces?
- If it had been a pain in the ass, you wouldn’t be pregnant now.
- Thanks, Tonto, for your help.
- Prince Albert can't keep it in the can.
- I used to eat Gina's curd.
- I don’t have a fetus.
- It's folks what juggle fire.
- You dumb bitch! I have scissors for hands!
- They might have been all up in your pregnancy!
- I've had other kinds of spurts, but 'growth' was not one of them.
- Tell me that Billy Joel Armstrong doesn’t look like a fruit.
- This baby will be born with a drinking problem.
- We used to make condoms out of snow tires.
- Radio From Hell: A great alternative to toilet paper.
- Look at the size of that earlobe.
- I am filled to the brim with the goodness of me.
- You’re large but not in charge.
- We'll have peanut butter crackers and juice and use the bidet!
- Buttle me Boris!
- My gaydar has gone haywire.
- They're from the guy who snipped my nuts.
- They're 'fun bags' not 'feed bags!'
- I've got a powerful thirst for some of that lactation.
- Being in love means never having to say 'giddy-up.'
- Eat your way to safety!
- I don't believe the government has a knobby.
- Is that about farting zombies?
- We're nothing but common whores.
- Fat Man Goes Berzerk!
- I'm talking from my muff.
- It's not easy being a bivalve in today's modern world.
- How long are you supposed to leave your Karl Malone tree up?
- The 'jugastuff' had a baby this spring.
- A rich compost of turkey manure and wood shavings.
- It's fun to watch butter on the hoof.
- I don't care. I'm Mr. Buttons.
- Honey? Traffic's kinda busy and you're naked. Honey!?
- Our show curdles milk.
- Do what is right let the booty follow.
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Other Guests
- Bruce Campbell: It's a redemptive Elvis mummy movie.
- Bill Frost: It's beyond Bravo gay.
- Girl Intern: It takes the right ingredients to make a good boner.
- Bill Frost: Whatever hole needs plugged; that's me.
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