Rat Race (film)

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Rat Race is a 2001 comedy film about six teams of people racing to a remote location to win a large sum of money in a locker.

Directed by Jerry Zucker. Written by Andy Breckman.

563 miles. 9 people. $2 million. 1001 problems! taglines

1 Donald Sinclair
2 Enrico Polinni
3 Vera Baker
4 Duane Cody
5 Randy Pear
6 Kimberly Pear
7 Other
8 Dialogue
9 Taglines
10 Cast
11 External links

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Donald Sinclair

I can do anything I want, Owen. I'm eccentric. Rrrow.

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Enrico Polinni

It's a race! It's a race! I hope I win!

Now, I know what you are thinking. Enrico is a girl's name.

Hey look! A drifter! Let's kill him!

I am getting goose pimples.

I make a joke to help you forget how screwed you are.

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Vera Baker

I know you, you're the referee, the bonehead!

Oh good! A scam!!

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Duane Cody

You might break your neck, but that's a chance I'm willing to take.

What are you talking about, brother? I'm not giving up and neither are you. And neither am I! If we're not flying out of here, nobody's flying out of here!

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Randy Pear

Are you insane?! This is Hitler's car!

You drink these up, then we're gonna return the Nazi-mobile. And then we'll get the van fixed and we'll go back to Vegas and see David Copperfield!

Honey, wake up! Third Reich's here! You wanna have a good life, right? Okay, let's see. SS in the parking lot! Not good! Not good!

They're always pissed honey.. They're Nazis, it's like it's their job.

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Kimberly Pear

Look dad, I'm Mrs. Hitler!

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Other

Squirrel Lady: I wasn't talkin' you to you, was I? I was talkin' to Vera!

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Dialogue

[A hotel employee hands Nick Schaffer his bill.]

Nick Schaffer: Wait - what's this $110?

Employee: Oh, those are your in-room movies.

Nick Schaffer: Oh, I didn't watch any movies.

Employee: Let's see..."Afro Whores".

Nick Schaffer: "Afro Whores"?

Employee: It says you watched it... 11 times.

Nick Schaffer: No, I didn't watch that.

Employee: 2:00 "Afro Whores", 3:30 "Afro Whores", 5:00 "Afro Whores"... It says in the morning you watched "The Grinch" for ten minutes, then switched back to "Afro Whores".

[Sinclair has told the teams repeatedly to "go", to no avail.]

Merrill : So, when you say "go", you mean, just go?

Donald Sinclair: Uh, begin, commence, start moving... theoretically you have been racing for about forty seconds now, and so far Mr. Schaffer is winning because he's nearest to the door.

Vicki: So, what can I do for you, Harry?

Harold Grisham: Okay... here's what I want. First... we both get naked.

Vicki: So far so good.

Harold Grisham: Except... we're both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol, I clip your toenails, and you shave my buttocks.

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