Sam Kinison

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Sam Kinison was a famously loud tent-show preacher-turned-comedian.

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By Sam Kinison


I'm just trying to help.
Often said after giving some inappropriate advice during his routine.

YOU FUCKING WHORE!!! You used me! You never loved me! I hope you slide under a gas truck and taste your own blood! DIE! DIE! DIE! I want my records back! I want my fucking records back!
Debut album, Louder Than Hell.

We have deserts in America, we just don't live in them, assholes!
On the starvation in Ethiopia.

I was MARRIED for TWO FUCKING YEARS! Hell would be like Club Med!
On Hell.
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