Sam Levenson

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Sam Levenson (December 28, 1911-August 27, 1980), American humorist, writer, and journalist.

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  • It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
  • If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.
  • It's not the sugar that makes the tea sweet, but the stirring.
  • Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor.
  • Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
  • Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
  • You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

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