Saturday Night Live

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Saturday Night Live (SNL) Weekly comedy-variety television show broadcast on the American NBC network since 1975.

Catch phrases/memorable quotes

• "Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead"
  • Chevy Chase on Weekend Update

• "But nooooooo!"
  • John Belushi

• "My name is Nooney. Look at my lips. Nooooooney!"
  • Fred Armison

• "Jane, you ignorant slut"
  • Dan Aykroyd on Weekend Update in response to Jane Curtain's editorial.

• "We are, two wild and crazy guys!"
  • Steve Martin and Dan Aykroyd as the Festrunk Brothers

• "I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not"
  • Chevy Chase on Weekend Update

• "My father always used to say, it's always something. If it's not one thing, it's another"
  • Gilda Radner

• "Never mind."
  • Gilda Radner as Emily Litella, SNL News correspondant

• "You Look Mahvelous!"
  • Billy Crystal as Fernando

• "Yeah, that's the ticket!"
  • Jon Lovitz as Tommy Flanagan, Pathological Liar

• "Isn't That Special?"
  • Dana Carvey as Church Lady

• "Ve are goink to pump (clap) you up!"
  • Kevin Nealon and Dana Carvey as Hans and Franz

• "I'm all verklempt ... (sniff) ... talk amongst yourselves .. I'll give you a topic ...."
  • Mike Myers as Linda Richman

• "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!"
  • Al Franken as Stuart Smalley

• "Excellent!"
  • Dana Carvey and Mike Myers, Waynes World

• "...Not!"
  • Dana Carvey and Mike Myers, Waynes World

• "We're not worthy!"
  • Dana Carvey and Mike Myers, Waynes World

• "Da Bears!"
  • Chris Farley, Mike Myers, George Wendt, and Robert Smigel; Bill Swerski's Superfans

• "And I live...in a van...down by the river!"
  • Chris Farley as Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker

• "Buh-bye"
  • David Spade

• "You guessed it – Frank Stallone"
  • Norm MacDonald on Weekend Update

• "...which just goes to prove my theory – Germans love David Hasselhoff!"
  • Norm MacDonald on Weekend Update

• "Simmah Down Nah!!!"
  • Cheri Oteri as Nadine

• "Well, guess what?! I got a fever! And the only prescription...is more cowbell!"
  • Christopher Walken, Blue Oyster Cult sketch

• "I Love it-Love it-Love it"
  • Molly Shannon, Helen Madden, Joyologist

• "Super Star!"
  • Molly Shannon, Mary Katherine Gallagher

• "Strategery"
  • Will Ferrell as George W. Bush

• “That show was delightful. No, no, it was brilliant. No no no, no, there is no word to describe its perfection, so I’m forced to make one up, and I’m going to do so right now: scrumtrilescent.”
  • Will Ferrell as James Lipton in an Inside The Actor's Studio skit

• "Lockbox"
  • Darrell Hammond as Al Gore

• "Baseball been berry, berry good to me."
  • Garret Morris as Chico Escuela

• "It's the number one killer of domestic cats!"
  • Rachel Dratch as Debbie Downer (talking about feline AIDS)

Other quotes

• "Live, from New York, It's Saturday night!!!"
  • Lines said at the end of every opening skit.

• "Good Night and Have a Pleasant Tomorrow"
  • Weekend Update closing line

• "I'm just keeeeeding!"
  • Fred Armisen, Ferecito and various hosts

• "Your World Scares Me"
  • Phil Hartman, Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

• "GET OFF THE DAMN SHED!"
  • Will Ferrell, Frank Henderson

• "I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's News to me"
  • Kevin Nealon on Weekend Update

• "Good Evening and What Can I Tell Ya?"
  • Dennis Miller on Weekend Update

• "Guess what folks, that's the news and I am outta here!"
  • Dennis Miller's end line on Weekend Update

• "Oh-Tay!"
  • Eddie Murphy, Buckwheat

• "Thank you, I'm Norm MacDonald. Now, the fake news"
  • Norm MacDonald on Weekend Update

• "You crazy bitch!"
  • Maya Roudolf as Donatella Versace

• [In response to "Are you guys brothers?"] "No... Yes!!!!!"
  • Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan during the skit: A Night at the Roxbury

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