Shawn Michaels

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Michael Shawn Hickenbottom (born July 22, 1965 at Williams Air Force Base in Chandler, Arizona) is a professional wrestler who is better known by his ring name of "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels (HBK). He currently performs for long-time employer World Wrestling Entertainment, on its RAW brand.

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Move it, or lose it!

Somebody wash that!

I will rape your mother!

HBK... large and in charge!

Who's the icon?!

Kickin' it with the kliq!

You don't know enough to know, that you don't know, ya know?

Unless he needs another paycheque, he ain't coming back- In reference to Hulk Hogan, and responding to chants of "Hogan" during an episode of WWE Raw

There's not a realistic bone in your body- To Hulk Hogan

The reason why they're not talking about your matches is because you've had none to speak of- you see son, it's not the Championship that makes the man, it's the man that makes the Championship- To Carlito during an edition of Carlito's Cabana on WWE Raw

I'm not the little boy staring at the TV watching my idol anymore...I am the man who has established the name, The Heartbreak Kid, The Showstopper, The Icon, The Main Event!- To Ric Flair during WWE Raw

A little piece of advice- if you're gonna use me as a stepping stone, you BETTER STEP HARD- To Randy Orton during an episode of WWE Raw

If I had a nickel for every stiff I beat who claimed to be the one to end my career, I would have been a millionaire....Oh wait, I Am A Millionare! and it's because of little stiffs like you!- To Randy Orton during WWE Raw

D Generation X....Is that us?

All right, honey. The Heartbreak Kid gets the message. Bottom line: With or without the gruff, I'm still the sexiest man alive!

The Heartbreak Kid is an equal opportunity date. Older, younger, it doesn't matter to me as long as you know what you're doing!

I am the showstopper, the headliner, the main event, the icon, the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels!

I did not sleep with that young intern. As a matter of fact, I was UP ALL NIGHT!!

Shawn Michaels is a Christian.

HBK lays down for absolutely no one.

Who's your daddy now Montreal?!

If Bret "The Hitman" Hart had any guts, he will come out here, walk down that aisle, step into this ring, and look me eye to eye....and I'd say "Hitman, I screwed you once, and I'll screw you again."

Hulk Hogan, watcha gonna do..watcha gonna do..when The Heartbreak Kid won't lay down for you?!

The Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels lays down for absolutely nobody

(to Bret Hart) At Survivor Series I will bring the pain... all you gots to do is show up

There is also another classic saying. It goes a little something like this. "It's better to be pissed off than pissed on." (to Vince and Shane McMahon after Shawn Michaels submitted to a "drug test" on Raw, he then proceeded to throw the cup with yellow-colored liquid on both Vince and Shane)

Kurt Angle, despite all the accolades, you have never had the chance to go to the biggest stage of them all against Mr. Wrestlemania.

I am simply the very best sports-entertainer in the world!

I will give you a show that you've never seen before. Why? Because I can.

The Heartbreak Kid is a door mat for absolutely nobody.

You people are painting me into a corner, and when you paint me into a corner, all the mistakes stop.

You, Caesar, are throwing this young Catholic boy to the lions again. - to Vince McMahon

I drew first blood, and I'm gonna draw last blood. And Sunday, you know as well as I do, if it bleeds, it can be destroyed. - about Badd Blood 97

Take a good look at your new Grand Slam Champion.

Undertaker, I want you to bring your dead ass out here and face me like a man. That's right, the Hearbreak Kid is calling the Undertaker out here right now, so HBK can slap you around main event style.

Shawn is gay? Shawn is not gay. Why don't you go ask your mama if Shawn is gay. - to the crowd chanting 'Shawn is gay'

The Undertaker is afraid of Shawn Michaels.

Look smarty pants, didn't Austin break that stack of dimes you call a neck in the first place? You sure as hell don't want it happening again, do ya? - to Vince

Triple H and HBK, we came, we saw, we kicked the Dead Man's ass.

Triple H, this is your chance, my friend. I want you to unload on the World Wrestling Federation, because it's what you've been waiting for, buddy!

First of all Michael Cole, relax. You haven't gotten a proper hello in the World Wrestling Federation. So on behalf of the Clique, I'd like to give you a proper hello...from the Clique - Triple H gives his a wedgie

Oh, I don't wanna say anything; but that my friend, is gonna leave a mark.

Last night, I proved to the world what I've been saying for the last 10 years here in the World Wrestling Federation; that I am simply the very best sports entertainer in the world today. And last night was the proof. - after Badd Blood 97

The word icon has been thrown around very loosley in this business, so I want to categorize myself where I should be, and that is in a class by myself. So when you refer to me as the icon, I'm not one of those fossils. The Heartbreak Kid is the icon that can still go.

Now I know we don't have any brain surgeons in that truck, but this is a television studio, per se. Do you think, Vince McMahon, you can get one of those idiots in your truck to send out my performance at Badd Blood?

Wait a minute...that's not Badd Blood...that's May 19th, Madison Square Garden. That's Razor! That's Big Daddy Cool Diesel! And that's...wait a minute! That's you, Triple H! Hey! You were a bad guy...I was a good guy! Wait a minute! That was supposed to be Vince McMahon's biggest day. The first time Madison Square Garden had been sold out...oh wait, it's off the screen. Ah, Vin man, what's the matter? That subject still a little too sensitive for ya? Come on, what's the matter? Is your dad rolling over in his grave? Has a family tradition come to an end because me and my buddy made an ass out of ya? Oh, come on, you were an ass long before I made one out of you!

I've got two words for the Hitman Bret Hart...Suck it!

The Heartbreak Kid is in this business because this business needs the Heartbreak Kid.

Bret Hart, you are a zero, my hero.

The Heartbreak Kid and his Clique will rule the World Wrestling Federation, from this day forward, until I say differently.

Oh, and by the way Bret Hart, you didn't destroy the Cliqe. Do not confuse expansion with destruction. The Clique owns this business. And at the Survivor Series, the Clique, and the Heartbreak Kid, are gonna own you!

Nobody knows Canada, like I nose Canada.

God, you could put an eye out with that thing! - in refernce to Hunter saying he's bigger than Bret Hart

I've beaten you, I've beaten your brother, I've beaten both of you brother-in-laws, and I'll beat up your whole family if you get in my face one more time. - to Bret Hart

Some time during this show, we are gonna cross paths. And you talk about us being Degenerates. You know what, I am tired of Generation X getting a bad rap. Do you think you're a degenerate (to Hunter)? I mean, I'm positive I'm one [Hunter - I guess I'd have to be one]. You know what? Generation X always gets a bad rap; everybody calls us degenerates. Degeneration X...is that us? Degeneration X! Triple H, HBK, Chyna> Ravishing Rick. We are Degeneration X! You make the rules, and we will break them!

But have ya seen that first generation? My god, Stu Hart's dead although his body and his brain don't know it. The guy's still walking around Calgary, Alberta like he's a live, for God's sake. - in reference to Bret being a second generation wrestler

Okay Sarge, we'll start showing you some respect...Suck it!

Come on chin man, bring that big huge chin down here - to Sgt. Slaughter You know, I thought about coming out here and being politically correct, but since somebody else drew first blood, the Heartbreak Kid is gonna unload on everybody.

If you think DX was hell to deal with before, you have seen absolutely nothing yet!

And Hitman, the gentlemen who are not dinosaurs down there are my friends, and they are gonna beat the hell out of you one day whether you like it or not.

I have something the rest of you will never have, and that is God-given, pure, natural talent.

Now Ken, I'm gonna give you this microphone, and let's see if you can try to put a couple of words together. We call that a sentence, Ken. - to Ken Shamrock

Look, you gotta understand one thing. I just beat a man who's a legend in his own mind last night and run him out of the WWF.

You're damn skippy you better applaud the WWF Champion, chin boy.

Good God, that's gonna leave a mark for sure.

You know something Anvil, there's nothing standing between us but air and opportunity.

So Bret's at home, and Davey's having some of that minor knee surgery that's been going around lately. The old phoney knee injury, I know that one well, Jim.

You a Multitime Billionare of a Wrestling Corporation. Isn't it time that you just move on and grow up a little? (To Vince McMahon)
I got two words for ya (Lifts microphone so the fans can say "Suck It".)- Early 2006