TaleSpin

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TaleSpin is an animated series created by Disney in 1990. Based loosely off of the The Jungle Book, its premiere marked the start of The Disney Afternoon.

• Kit: I have a treasure, and I'll share it with you.
  Baloo: Thanks, li'l britches, but I don't think your bottlecap collection can help.
• Kit: Wait a minute, what are we delivering?
  Baloo: Well... they're mean, and big, and ugly... and smelly.
  Kit: Oh no! Not gorilla birds!
• Kit: Hey, Baloo! It's ten o'clock!
  Baloo: Nuthin's getting' me outta this chair...
  Kit: (in singsong) The treasure...
  Baloo: Tah-reasure?! Kid, you just said my two favorite words!
• "I've spent years turning Khan Industries into the biggest corporation in the world. And I've discovred that 'business' is like... a jungle." ~Shere Khan
• Baloo: So you see, Mr. Khan, sir, if we could get the stone back - what might it be worth to ya?
  Shere Khan: Well, Mr. Balloon...
  Baloo: That's Baloo.
  Shere Khan: Uh, yes... that "stone," as you call it, is an electrical alloy developed by my scientists.
  Baloo: So that's why it zapped me!
  Shere Khan: I'll make it woth your while to return it. What would you say to a hundred?
  Baloo: Only a lousy hundred bucks?!
  Shere Khan: One hundred thousand lousy bucks.
• Kit: Re-lax, captain! I bamboozled this bozo into bringing me back!
  Baloo: Kit! I-I thought we were pals!
  Don Karnage: Yes, I thought you were pals too!
• "So, Kit Cloudkicker - you will kick the bucket instead of the clouds, eh? I made a joke! Hee hee!" ~Don Karnage
• Wildcat: You know, using these leftover spare parts, I could probably make a plane in an hour.
  Baloo: Really?
  Wildcat: Sure. And since I only have half the parts, it'll only take half as long.
• "Hee hee - ooooh, I just love it when [Danger Woman] tinfoils the bad guys!" ~Don Karnage
• Baloo: Now what are you really after, Karny?
  Don Karnage: For the umptimillionth time, Baloo, my name is Karnage - Don Karnage! And I am after nothing today but a birthday - mine!
  Louie: Ya don't say! So just how many candles will you be puttin' on your cake this year, you ol' pirate you?
  Don Karnage: My... candles... are none of your cotton-plucking floor wax, you snoopsy simian!
  Dumptruck: But, captain - you said you vere tventy-nine years old dis morning! But come to tink ov it, you said dat last year, too! And da year before dat! And da year be--
  Don Karnage: Remind me to shoot you when we get home!
  Dumptruck: Err - sorry, captain!
• "Not only am I a genius, but I am very very smart too." ~Don Karnage
• (Don Karnage is trying to sneak the Iron Vulture past the Cape Suzette cliff guns by disguising it as a yacht, and his men as bathing beauties.) Dumptruck: Hey, I'm embarrassed.
  Mad Dog: And I'm chilly.
  Dumptruck: Can ve put our coats on, captain?
  Don Karnage: What?! And ruin a perfect cover? I am in disguise; you are in disguise; the Iron Vulture is in disguise! Life is beautiful! Within moments, my love boat will sail right under those Cape Suzette guns. See how convincing you are, ladies? You have brought the attention of a handsome young sailor.
  (The sailor in question is communicating with them in Semaphore.) Mad Dog: Uh, maybe he's trying to tell us something, captain.
  Don Karnage: Nonsense! What could he possibly be trying to tell us?
  (The Iron Vulture crashes into a rock, causing its disguise to fall apart. The gunners open fire.) Don Karnage: Uh-oh... Retreat!
  Dumptruck: Now can ve put our coats on, captain?