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Teen Titans (2003-06), cartoon adventure based on the eponymous comic books from DC Comics

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Season 1

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Episode 1: Final Exam

Cyborg: How could you lose the remote?
Beast Boy: What makes you so sure I lost it?
Cyborg: 'Cause you're you.
Beast Boy: Look, just because I lost that video game...
Cyborg: And the toothpaste, and my football, and the waffle iron...
Cyborg: Man, how am I supposed to work the TV without the remote?
Raven: Simple. You just get up and change the channel.
Cyborg: Don't even joke like that.
Raven: I wasn't joking.
Cyborg: Good! 'Cause it wasn't funny!
Cyborg: Come on, man, how could you deny me the all-meat experience?
Beast Boy: Dude, I've been most of those animals!
Beast Boy: (Fighting the HIVE graduates) Is it me, or are we getting our butts kicked?
Raven, Robin: It's just you!
Beast Boy: (After Raven heals him) Didn't know we had a doctor in the house.
Beast Boy: This can't be happening! All of my tunes have been... alphabetized. Aww man, how am I gonna find anything now?
Raven: They went into my room. No one goes in my room.
Robin: Who is Slade?
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Episode 2: Sisters

Starfire: Beautiful. Tell me again what they are called.
Robin: Fireworks. Cotton candy?
Starfire: The last time I ate a ball of cotton, it was white, and it did not taste very--
Robin: This is different. (Robin eats some, then Starfire)
Starfire: Mmmm... Oh! It vanished!
Robin: Yeah, it'll do that.
Starfire: (Sighs) When I first came to this planet, I thought that I would never fit in. But now I see that...
Robin: Here comes the finale! Yes! Amazing.
Starfire: Earth is full of amazing things, too.
Robin: Best planet I've ever been to.
Beast Boy: Told you we'd win you a prize!
Raven: A giant chicken. I must be the luckiest girl in the world.
Starfire: Come, friends. I shall thank you for my rescue by reciting the Poem of Gratitude. All six thousand verses!
Beast Boy: (About Blackfire) See? She thinks I'm funny.
Raven: Statistically, I suppose someone has to.
Raven: This party is pointless.
Guy: Everything's pointless, wanna go talk about it?
Guy: Hey, hot alien babe. You diggin' the scene?
Starfire: (Blushing) I did not know that we were supposed to bring shovels. (Everybody laughs at her.)
Starfire: I am happy to see her. But Blackfire rules the videogames and she is able to share the very depressing poems and she knows the cool moves and she is always knows when people are not talking about shovels.
Robin: ...
Blackfire: (Wearing a pink wig) How do I look?
Robin: Pink. Look, could you give us a minute here?
Blackfire: (The music changes.) Ooh, I love this song! (Blackfire yanks Robin away. Starfire sighs.)
Robin: (To Starfire) No one could ever take your place.
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Episode 3: Divide and Conquer

Robin: Loser.
Cyborg: Jerk.
Both: WHAT'D YOU SAY!?
Robin: You have a problem, tin man?
Cyborg: Yeah! It's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel!
Robin: Well, you're an oversized klutz and your feet smell like motor oil!
Cyborg: You're bossy, you're rude, you got no taste in music!
Robin: I don't even know why you're on this team!
Cyborg: That makes two of us! I QUIT!!
Beast Boy: Come on, Cy, pick up! I know you're there. The phone's built into your arm!
Starfire: (About the Pudding of Sadness) Try. The displeasing taste will ease your troubled mind.
Raven: My mind is never troubled. People come, people go. It's pointless to be upset about Cyborg. (Her powers flare up and crack several TV screens. She pretends not to notice.) ...what?
Starfire: I wish to initiate a group hug!
Raven: Pass.
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Episode 4: Forces of Nature

Raven: Please tell me this isn't another one of your ridiculous pranks.
Beast Boy: Okay, it's not a ridiculous prank... it's a BRILLIANT prank!
Raven: But-
Beast Boy: Shhhh!
Raven: I don't think-
Beast Boy: Shhhh!
Cyborg: What are we all hiding for?
Beast Boy: Shhhhhhhh!! (Realizes it's Cyborg) Cyborg?! You can't be Cyborg!!
Cyborg: (Confused) I can't?
Beast Boy: If you're Cyborg - then who's that?
Starfire: On my planet we have names for wrong-doers like you. You're a CLORBAG VARBLERNELK!!
Beast Boy: I'm a what-bag??
Cyborg: You heard the lady.
Raven: You are SUCH a clorbag.
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Episode 5: The Sum of His Parts

Beast Boy: Hey, Raven! Want a tofu dog?
Raven: I respect that you don't eat meat. Please respect that I don't eat fake meat.
Starfire: This tangy yellow beverage is truly delightful.
Cyborg: Uh, Starfire...
Robin: That's mustard.
Starfire: Is there more?
(Robin and Cyborg stare at her weirdly)
Mumbo: Now Robin, I'm sure there is a non-violent way to settle this - (He pulls out two bombs) but this isn't it. (Throws the bombs)
Mumbo: (Trying to cut Starfire in half) It's only fair to warn you - I have no idea what I'm doing.
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Episode 6: Nevermore

Robin: Thanks for making us breakfast, Beast Boy.
Starfire: On my planet, occasions such as these mark the arrangement of a marriage. Tell me Beast Boy, to whom are you engaged?
Beast Boy: You know, not once has Raven laughed at any of my jokes!
Cyborg: At least she listens. I just kinda tune you out.
Cyborg: We're in Raven's room... We should not be in Raven's room...
(After they meet happy Raven in Raven's mind)
Cyborg: Have you ever seen her this happy?
Beast Boy: Dude, I didn't think Raven could do happy.
Cyborg: (To Pink Raven) You're laughing?
Beast Boy: At one of my jokes?
Raven: Sure. I always thought you were funny BB, but hey, looks aren't everything.
Starfire: (After Raven laughs) Many of your Earthly ways are still strange to me but that was... just plain freaky, correct?
Cyborg: Hey, I know where we are! We're in that place that I didn't know where we were before.
Beast Boy: (To the green Raven) What is your deal? First you nuke breakfast, then you finally laugh at my jokes, then you're all weepy, now you're Marine? Make up your mind! WHO ARE YOU?!
Raven: (Pink, green, and gray Raven) I'm Raven.
Beast Boy: (Faints)
Raven: It's a portal into my mind. NOT A TOY!
(Beast Boy catches Raven)
Raven: You stayed? I thought you didn't like me.
Beast Boy: Thought you didn't like me.
Cyborg: Yo! I like both of you! Now get your butts over here!
Raven: Thank you... friends.
Beast Boy: So we really are friends?
Raven: Hmmm... (Nods)
Beast Boy: And you really think I'm funny?
Raven: Don't push it.
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Episode 7: Switched

Robin: They got all the details just right.
Beast Boy: Speak for yourself. I'm way better looking than this- and taller.
Raven: (Looking at the puppets) Someone certainly has a lot of time on their hands.
Beast Boy: (As a puppet) Dude. Get your butt off me!
Robin: (Also a puppet) Can't. Move. Deal with it.
Starfire: (as Raven) I will try to calm down! Peace... Quiet... Tranquil...
(Suddenly, a car flips over and a fire hydrant starts bursting water)
Raven: (as Starfire) We are SO doomed.
Starfire: (As Raven) What if they find us? What if our friends are doomed? What if I am stuck looking like this forever?!
Raven: (As Starfire) We'll fix it. I don't know how, but we will rescue the boys, and we will get our bodies back... What's wrong with the way I look?
Starfire: (As Raven) Nothing!
Starfire: What was your joyful thought?
Raven: You don't want to know.
Starfire: Oh, but I do!
Raven: (Sighs) You not talking.
Starfire: ...glad I was able to help.
Starfire: We have done it! (Hugs Raven)
Raven: You're hugging me...
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Episode 8: Deep Six

(Cyborg switches off Beast Boy's mic)
Beast Boy: Hey! What just... is this thing on? Hey, cut it out!
(Cyborg turns it back on)
Cyborg: (Innocent) Goodness me, I seem to have accidentally switched off Beast Boy's microphone.
Raven: Could you go ahead and accidentally leave it off?
Beast Boy: I was born ready. Time to do what I do best. Try not to be jealous. (He turns into a whale)
Raven: He just put on 300,000 pounds, (Sarcastically) I am so jealous.
Robin: (Seals the cave with the seismic blasters) Yes!
Raven: Cool!
Starfire: Victory!
Cyborg: Booyah!
Beast Boy: You're the best!
Aqualad: No, you're the best!
Beast Boy: Yeah, you're right.
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Episode 9: Masks

Beast Boy: So my fellow couch potatoes, what'll it be? Super Ninja Showdown 8? Or Maniac Fury? Attack of the Protozoids?
Raven: (Sarcastically) Gee, they both sound soooooo good.
Cyborg: Yeah, it's really hard to pick. Wanna watch 'em both?!
Starfire: Perhaps Robin would enjoy potatoing the couch with us?
Slade: Patience. Trust is easy to destroy, but it takes time to build.
Raven: I can't believe I'm saying this, but Beast Boy is right.
Robin: Whatever you're planning, Slade, it's over!
Slade: On the contrary, Robin... it's just begun.
Robin: You want to yell at me, too? Everyone else has, and I don't blame them.
Starfire: I do not wish to yell, merely to understand. Robin, why did you not tell us the truth?
Robin: I needed to fool Slade. If you guys knew it was me under that mask, you guys would have held back. Doesn't matter anyway, Slade figured it out, and I haven't figured anything out about him.
Starfire: That is not true. Whoever Slade is, you and he are... similar. He did not trust you... and you did not trust us.
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Episode 10: Mad Mod

Starfire: Are all schools on your planet this horrible?
Starfire: Now we need only to locate an exit.
Cyborg: Or keep blastin' 'til we make one.
Cyborg: Make him laugh!
Starfire: (To Beast Boy) How many okarins does it take to hogie a morflark? (Pause) Fimbar!
Beast Boy: (No response)
Starfire: Um... (Uncertain) "boogers"?
Beast Boy: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... "Boogers"!!
Mad Mod: (has just been exposed) Ah-heh-heh. Hello, guv'nuh.
Starfire: (Puts down a hypnotized Beast Boy) I cannot awaken Beast Boy. I have tried the tickling, all manners of bodily noises, and the word "underpants". I fear that this time his brain is gone forever!
Raven: Beast Boy had a brain?
Beast Boy: (Wakes up, laughs) Ha ha!! Good one!! (Stops, glares) Dude, that's not funny! I totally have a brain! I just don't use it much...
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Episode 11: Car Trouble

Cyborg: You lost my car?!... My car lost a race?!
Gizmo: Hey! Let go of me, ya fart-smelling hairball! (He farts in Cyborg's face)
Raven: Okay, making it really hard to concentrate.
Raven: (Looks at Cyborg, milkshakes on the ground around him) Fourteen milkshakes. Not a good sign.
Cyborg: What are you doing here?
Raven: Looking for your car. Soon as we turned in Overload to the police, we all split up to search the city.
Cyborg: Might as well stop looking. T-Car’s probably halfway to Metropolis by now... from the day I designed her, I knew she was gonna be special. And I work so hard every fuel injector every spark plug. I made her perfect. I put my heart, my soul, and my circuits into this car. And now she's gone forever. Maybe you were right, maybe it was just a car.
Raven: Maybe, maybe not. When I use my powers, I have to put a little soul of me whenever I'm moving. I become a part of it, and it becomes a part of me. That's kinda what happen here. It wasn't just a car, it was... your "baby".
Cyborg: Yeah. Thanks, Rae.
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Episode 12: Apprentice (1)

Robin: (To Slade) All you care about is destruction.
Slade: And all you care about you destroy.
Slade: I'm sure you're all familiar with the concept of a Chronoton Detonator...
Cyborg: No!
Starfire: (Gasps)
Raven: Uh-oh.
Beast Boy: No way! ...um, what's a crouton detonator?
Beast Boy: You know, just because we're trying to catch Slade doesn't mean you have to act like him.
Robin: Don't you ever compare me to him. He's trying to destroy the city, I'm trying to save it!
Cyborg: I will not be havin' attitude from a boat!
Slade: For some time now, I have been searching for... an apprentice. Someone to follow in my footsteps. And Robin, I've chosen you. Congratulations.
Robin: No way would I ever work for-
Slade: If you join me, if you swear to serve me, if you never speak to your friends again, I will allow them to live. But... if you disobey even the smallest request... I will annihilate them, Robin - and I will make you watch. So, do we have a deal?
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Epsiode 13: Apprentice (2)

Slade: You're going to keep stealing, Robin. And you're going to keep getting that thrill. And sooner or later, you will see things my way.
Slade: Robin, that was vicious, dishonorable, and ruthless. Excellent work. You're becoming more like me every second.
Robin: Get out of here. Go! You don't know what those beams did to...
Beast Boy: Dude.
Raven: We know.
Cyborg: And we don't care.
Starfire: We're your friends, Robin. And we are not leaving without you.
Slade: How very touching... (Puts thumb on the button to activate the probes) but Robin doesn't need any friends.
Cyborg: That's it, y'all. The Teen Titans are officially probe-free.
Beast Boy: (Doing "the robot") Go Beast Boy, you're probless, no probes now, go Beast Boy, go Beast Boy... get funky! (Moon walk) Uh-uh, that's right.
Raven: Um... I know this isn't my style, but... we just kicked Slade's butt. Shouldn't we... celebrate, or something?
(Cyborg and Beast Boy stare)
Beast Boy: Yeah!
Cyborg: All-you-can-eat...
Beast Boy: Free form...
Beast Boy, Cyborg: Breakfast explosion!
Raven: Sorry I asked.
Cyborg: Is there meat in that tofu?
Beast Boy: No! There's no meat in tofu, it's tofu!
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Season 2

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Episode 1: How Long is Forever?

Raven: Robin? Could the music be any louder? I can still hear myself think.
Robin: I only turned the music up to DROWN OUT ALL THE YELLING!!!
Robin: (To Cyborg and Beast Boy) KNOCK IT OFF! I can't work with you two acting like idiots!
Raven: Good job, Robin. More yelling will definitely stop all the yelling.
Starfire: (To future Raven) Raven? Raven, it is Starfire, your friend.
Raven: No such thing.
Starfire: Please, Raven, I...
Raven: Just another figment, don't even look.
Starfire: You must listen, I am here because...
Raven: Never coming back. Go away. You have to go away. Just like before, just like all the others...
Starfire: Robin?
Nightwing: I haven't used that name in a long time. They call me Nightwing.
Beast Boy: You mean I'm going to be bald?!
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Episode 2: Every Dog Has Its Day

Raven: (On telepathic communication with the alien dog) I'm still getting his drool off my face. I don't want him anywhere near my brain.
Beast Boy: Dude! I'm going to try to beat the world record of most tofu eaten in one hour. Wanna be my official witnesses?
Starfire: Um...
Raven: No.
Beast Boy: (After Soto decides to be a dog and hops around) Ooookaaayy...weird.
Raven: Better him than me.
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Episode 3: Terra

Starfire: Where did you come from, how did you get here, what is your favorite color, and would you like to be my new friend?
Terra: Earth, walked, red, uh, sure?
Starfire: (Squeezing her) Hello, new friend!
Terra: Tastes like sushi mixed with ice cream... got any more?
Starfire: Wonderful! I shall go cultivate the fungus!
Raven: (Seeing Terra destroy the obstacle course) We're gonna need a new obstacle course.
Beast Boy: You're the man, Terra! I mean, you're the... Way to go!
Slade: (After Terra destroys his staff) Impressive. Unless you were aiming for me.
Terra: Don't lose control... don't lose control...
Slade: Now, Terra, how can you lose something you never had?
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Episode 4: Only Human

Starfire: You, Atlas, are nothing but a Zolworg Tubeck-Plixing Zarbmarker!
Beast Boy: Yeah, what she said!
Atlas: I didn't think you would come... humans scare easily.
Cyborg: I'm only half human!
Atlas: And half of nothing is still nothing.
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Episode 5: Fear Itself

Raven: (Sarcastically) A couch potato with a souped-up remote. I'm petrified.
Control Freak: You will be... you WILL be!
Cyborg: Ow! Ow! Bad candy, bad candy!
Cyborg: ALL RIGHT!! If y'all be bitin' Cyborg, Cyborg's bitin' back! (Cyborg starts eating the evil candy) Mmm... Never knew evil tasted so good...
Robin: I've fought psychotic villans, robot commandos, and giant, oozing monsters, but that is the scariest thing I have ever seen!
Beast Boy: Admit it, you were totally scared!
Raven: I don't do fear.
(Raven wakes up with a gasp and looks around her room, looking at the dark, scary shadows)
Raven: Maybe I should consider redecorating.
Beast Boy: The monster came through the portal, now it's going to hunt us down and eat us! And I'm probably delicious!
Beast Boy: Split up? SPLIT UP?! Did you not see the movie? When you split up, the monster hunts you down one at a time, starting with the good-looking comic relief guy - ME!
Beast Boy: (Being dragged into the darkness) What did I tell you? The funny guy goes first!
Raven: I'm not afraid I'm not afraid (In a high, pitiful, squeaky voice) I'm not afraid!! I... I am afraid. I'm afraid - but that doesn't mean I can't fight back!
Cyborg: Sunrise. (Yawns) Time for bed.
Beast Boy: You know, your haunted house was way creepier than that stupid movie. Any chance you'd want to do all this again for Halloween?
Raven: I'm afraid not.
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Episode 6: Date with Destiny

Killer Moth: (Wrapping up evil monologue)...Soon the city will bow before its new master, Killer Moth!
Kitten: (Hollers from upstairs) Daddy! DADDY!!!
Beast Boy: He's got a spider for a head. Not like he's gonna be hard to find.
Kitten: Hi Robbie- poo!
Starfire: Robin, who is this girl, and why does she call you "poo"?
Starfire: (slapping Kitten) This "prom" is some kind of duel, yes? Robin eagerly accepts!
Robin: It's not a duel, Star. It's a date.
Starfire: (Gasps) Robin does not accept! Do you hear me? ROBIN DOES NOT ACCEPT!
Kitten: Ask me to dance!
Robin: Tried it once. Didn't like it.
Kitten: Fine! Then I can have the whole city destroyed! Or, we could just skip straight to the kissing...
Robin: Wanna dance?
Kitten: Would it kill you to smile?
Robin: (Makes a forced, painful smile) Maybe.
Fang: (Attacking Robin) Keep your hands off my girl!
Starfire: (Blasts him with a starbolt) Keep your legs off my boy!
Beast Boy: You know, now nobody's making 'em mutate-y, these little guys might actually make good pets.
Raven: Don't even think about it.
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Episode 7: Transformation

Beast Boy: Starfire, hurry up! You've been in there for twenty minutes, and I'm not paper-trained! (Turns into a whining dog)
Beast Boy: Orange flavored bad guy... gross... and yet, strangely refreshing.
(Plasmus comes out of the sewer, re-mutated)
Cyborg: Ewwww!
Raven: Just when you thought he couldn't get uglier.
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Episode 8: Titan Rising

Robin: Are you sure you don't wanna play, Raven?
Cyborg: (Holding up a detached arm) Yeah, I'll play with one arm behind my back!
Raven: No. I need to meditate.
Beast Boy: Okay... (Volleyball flies towards Raven again) Raven! Heads up again! (Raven moves out of the way and ball flies off the roof)
All: Oh no!!
Beast Boy: I'll get it...
(The ball flies back up. Terra floats into view, holding it and standing on a big rock)
Terra: So... whose team am I on?
Starfire: (Hugging Terra) Oh, hello, long-lost friend!! You remember me, yes?!
Terra: Of course, Starfire... I still have bruises from the last time you hugged me...
Terra: (To Raven) Are you going to give me that look every time there's an earthquake?
Terra: If I'm gonna be a part of this team, we have to get along.
Raven: You're not part of this team. Not yet. If you endanger my friends again, you never will be. Next time I tell you something's too dangerous, TAKE MY WORD FOR IT!!
Terra: Um, why does she hate me?
Beast Boy: Ah... she kinda hates everybody. I-It'll be fine. Raven just needs to get time to get used to you. I think she's still getting used to me.
(Terra and Raven are telekinetically struggling over a boulder)
Terra: Why can't you just trust me?
Raven: Because you don't deserve it. I have to meditate every day to keep my powers under control. And I'm supposed to believe that you can just suddenly control yours? Trust is something is you have to earn!
Terra: How? How do I earn it?
Raven: You can start by trusting me.
Terra: Sorry we kind of got off to a rocky start.
Raven: Actually, I thought things went pretty well. It took me a year to stop hating Beast Boy!
Terra: So I'm...
Robin: A Teen Titan. Glad to have you on the team.
Cyborg: Aw yeah, very nice.
Beast Boy: This is the best thing that ever happened to me.
Starfire: Welcome, new Titan!
Raven: Congratulations, Terra. You earned it.
Cyborg: Alright, there's only one way that can memorate such a momentous occasion: Waffles!
Terra: I don't believe it... they actually trust me.
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Episode 9: Winner Take All

Beast Boy: Aquadude, what's up! Ready to watch me win all those prices?
Aqualad: No. But after I win, I promise to let you have my autograph.
Hot Spot: (To Wildebeast) What's that sme... oh
Speedy: Winning isn't everything.
Robin: It's just the only thing that matters.
Speedy: May the best man win!
Robin: I intend to.
Robin: Maybe the game isn't over.
Master of Games: The game is never over.
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Episode 10: Betrayal

Terra: (To Beast Boy, who is holding her in his arms) You saved me.
Beast Boy: Yeah, that was cool. (Several seconds pass)
Terra: Um, Beast Boy? You can put me down now.
Beast Boy: This... is the greatest pie... in the history... of pie.
Terra: Come on! The night's still young!
Beast Boy: But... pie!
Terra: Do you trust me?
Beast Boy: More than anyone I've ever met.
Beast Boy: (To Terra) We've got to get back to the tower!
Terra: Beast Boy, I'm not going back.
Beast Boy: Huh? Why not?
Slade: (Appears from shadows) Because she's not your friend - she's my apprentice.
Cyborg: Someone wanna explain how two hundred armed robots got past my security?
Starfire: (About Slade's invading army of robots) They are too numerous to fight! What shall we do?
Robin: Fight anyway.
Raven: (Seeing Slade's robots pouring out of her room) That's my room. (Telekinetically smashes them) NO ONE GOES IN MY ROOM!!
Terra: (After Slade zaps Beast Boy with a gun) NO! I won't let you hurt my friend!
Slade: Dear child, you don't have any friends.
Terra: (To Beast Boy) You said you'd be my friend no matter what, remember?
Beast Boy: (turning his back on her) Slade was right. You don't have any friends.
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Episode 11: Fractured

Starfire: No more Robin yelling at Robin!
Robin: Well, if someone was trying to clone me, they didn't do a very good job.
Raven: This is bad. (Notices Beast's Boy's mouth is gone) Well, it's not all bad.
Beast Boy: (Steals Raven's mouth) Will somebody please tell me what's going on here?
Robin: You broke.. reality?!
Larry: We did. Together.
Starfire: Beast Boy, wonderful! You have recaptured your mouth!
Raven: Yeah, but I think he put it on backwards.
Beast Boy: Pleh! Gniyas m'i tahw dnatsrednu t'nac I!
Raven: (After Johnny Rancid mutates the city) Cool... uh, I mean, oops.
Raven: (To Johnny Rancid) You want dark? I'll give you dark!
Larry: Yay! Larry fixed everything!
Beast Boy: Olleh! Uoy ot dexif dnuos I od?
Larry: Um, that'll just wear off. Sooner or later.
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Episode 12: Aftershock (1)

Slade: Will you destroy the Teen Titans?
Terra: I thought you'd never ask.
Beast Boy: Why did the aardvark cross the road?
Raven: To beat up the idiot telling jokes about it?
Starfire: Please, an aardvark is a form of duck, yes?
Beast Boy: Terra, stop! We're your friends!
Terra: I don't have any friends, remember?
Raven: Don't make me hurt you.
Terra: Don't make me laugh.
Starfire: (Runs up to Terra after seemingly knocking her out with an eye blast) Terra!
Terra: (Gets up and knocks Starfire away) You always were easy to fool.
(Terra turns the ground beneath her into giant, man-shaped figures made out of earth)
Raven: That's a new trick.
Raven: Terra.
Terra: Raven.
Raven: Traitor!
Terra: Witch!
Terra: Better be careful, Raven. Beast Boy told me all about your little temper tantrums.
Raven: Anger is pointless. My emotions are in control.
Terra: Naagh, naagh, naagh, "anger is pointless". And you're calling ME a liar? Come on, Raven - what stings the most? That I tricked you? That I nearly wiped out your team? That everyone liked me better than you?
Raven: Stop it!
Terra: Or is it that deep down, you really believed that I was your friend?
Raven: (Attacking Terra) I trusted you! We trusted you! We gave you everything and you treated us like dirt!
Terra: (To Beast Boy, about to knock him into a fissure) Hope you're not expecting a goodbye kiss.
Cyborg: No more chances.
Starfire: No more trust.
Raven: And no more mercy.
Beast Boy: She's just another criminal.
Robin: And we're going to stop her. No matter what it takes.
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Episode 13: Aftershock (2)

Terra: (Voiceover) My name is Terra. And I have done horrible things. I have sworn to serve a dark master. I have obeyed his every command and committed crimes in his name. I have betrayed and attacked everyone who used to be my friend. One by one, I have destroyed the Teen Titans. And with no one left to stop me, I have brought an entire city to its knees. My name is Terra... I have done horrible things... and I have absolutely no regrets.
Terra: (About the Titans) Slade, help! I can't beat them alone!
Slade: Dear child, you are never alone.
(Overload, Cinderblock and Plasmus suddenly burst out of the ground and merge together)
Cyborg: And I thought they were ugly before...
Terra: I can't believe they nearly beat me!
Slade: That was nothing compared to what I'm going to do to you.
Slade: (To Terra) You promised to fight by my side forever. And that's a promise I intend to make you keep.
Raven: (After the merged Overload, Cinderblock and Plasmus creature has been defeated) We're going to need a bigger jail.
Beast Boy: It's your life, Terra. Your choice. It's never too late to change.
Terra: (To Beast Boy, crying) You were the best friend I ever had.
Beast Boy: Her name was Terra. She was gifted with tremendous power, and cursed with it as well. She was a dangerous enemy, and a good friend. And she was one of the bravest people I have ever known.
(On Terra's Plaque:)
Terra
A Teen Titan
A True Friend
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Season 3

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Episode 1: Deception

Jinx: Don't bother trying to run.
Mammoth: You won't get far. The whole school is in on it.
Stone: In on what?
Gizmo: Whaddaya think, pie-for-brains? (Produces a dress and unicycle) Your initiation!
Stone: (Amused) Ha ha! That's it?
Mammoth: Don't laugh. You gotta EAT the unicycle.
Stone: Mmm-mmm! Sloppy joes! Just like the mad scientist who created me used to make!
Beast Boy: Do I hear an undercover mission coming on, 'cause I'm a master of disguise! (Turns into multiple animals)
Raven: Yeah, a green mongoose is gonna blend right in.
Jinx: (Sullen) You could have been one of us...
Cyborg: I could have been a lot of things.
Beast Boy: Oh, Cyborg! (Gets out a dress)
Robin: You left the Titans. (Gets out a magenta wig)
Raven: That means you have to be initiated all over again. (Gets out a rubber chicken)
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Episode 2: X

Robin: Who are you?
Red X: If I wanted you to know that, would I be wearing a mask?
Red X: I don't want to destroy your precious city. Just looking out for number one.
Beast Boy: But he could be a robot! (To Cyborg) Check him for batteries.
Cyborg: (Puts on a rubber glove)
Robin: NO!! It's really me! I swear!!
Robin: I thought you didn't like to play the hero.
Red X: Doesn't mean I don't know how.
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Episode 3: Betrothed

Robin: You're getting married?
Raven: Uh, yeah, anyone we know?
Starfire: I have never met him. My bethrothed has been chosen for me by the Grand Ruler of Tamaran.
Robin: You're getting married?! And to and to someone you've never met?!
Galfor: (Speaks in Tamaranean)
Starfire: (Speaks in Tamaranean, then Galfor gives a yell and leans toward her)
Robin: Titans! (They prepare to fight)
Starfire: (As Galfor tickles her) HAHAHAHAHA!
Cyborg: (To Robin) Um, unless they tickle people to death here, I think you can chill.
Beast Boy: I can't tell what's a bed, what's a chair, and what's alive! How am I supposed to take my beauty nap?
Starfire: Marrying him will bring peace to my planet. It is good for everyone.
Robin: It's not good for you.
Cyborg: (After Beast Boy turns into an alien animal) How did you know you could do that?
Beast Boy: Lucky guess.
Robin: (Pounding window) STARFIRE!!
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Episode 4: Crash

Beast Boy: I'm a genius! By simply turning off all those useless security programs and connecting directly to an underground server in eastern Zandia, I, Beast Boy, have gotten my hands on an advance copy of the hottest video game ever: Mega Monkeys Four!
Cyborg: OOOH!! You know what would be good? Let's all go out for WAFFLES! RAVEN!! You like WAFFLES, DON'TCHA?
Raven: (Dryly) More than life itself.
Cyborg: (Seeing Robin as a steak) We're gonna need gravy! Lots and lots of gravy!
Gizmo: No... stinkin'... way! I'm not fixing that overgrown bucket of robo-scrunge, and there's nothing you can do to make me... (Raven's shadow is cast over him) I'll help.
Cyborg: Hey! Did y'all know there are 456 varieties of yams? I LIKE YAMS!
Cyborg: (Seeing Starfire, Raven and Robin as fried eggs) You're the nasty egg people who stole all my waffles!
Beast Boy: I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything.
Cyborg: (After recovering) Ooh, my stomach! I feel like I ate a tire!
Raven: That's a distinct possibility.
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Episode 5: Haunted

Slade: How can you save a city, Robin, if you can't save yourself?
Robin: (Robin grabs Starfire's arm) What happened?
Starfire: (Gasps) You are... hurting me.
Robin: Slade ran right by you! How could you let him get away?!
Starfire: But, Robin, there was no one there.
Slade: Brings back memories, doesn't it?
Robin: All I remember is how much I hated you!
Slade: What I remember is that you couldn't defeat me... at least, not all alone.
Raven: (Telepathically) Robin, we're here to help you.
Robin: Raven, what are you... you have to get out! Slade! He'll destroy you!
Raven: Robin. Your heart. You're in danger. You have to trust me. Slade isn't here. He's not in the Tower.
Robin: No, he's here. He's real! I've seen him!
Raven: Then let me see him. Through your eyes. (She goes into Robin's mind, things are now seen from his perspective) See, Robin - there's no one here. There never was. (Slade suddenly punches Robin)
Raven: (Is knocked to the floor) SLADE!!
Cyborg: You saw him?
Raven: I don't know if he's real or not. But he's real to Robin, and that's all that matters. The stress on his brain is destroying his body. Robin truly believes he's fighting Slade - and Slade is winning.
Slade: You always knew it was going to end this way.
Robin: No...
Robin: (Weakly) Slade... stop...
Slade: No, Robin. I won't stop. Not now. Not ever. I am the thing that keeps you up at night. The evil that haunts every dark corner of your mind. I will never rest... and neither will you.
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Episode 6: Spellbound

Raven: Hezberek Et Morine, Gost Wenthen Verbis Nex, Ind Obrium, Bis Pendrule, Paran Sic Cortis Rex!
Beast Boy: Oh, Raven, come on! Why can't you just have fun like normal people? Why are you always locked in your dark room reading your nasty old books? Why do you have to be so creepy?
Raven: (Hurt) I'm not creepy, I'm just different. And I wish there was someone around here who understood that. Someone I could talk to. Someone more like me.
Beast Boy: Hey Raven! Um... it's like almost noon and you haven't come out of your room. So, just in case your mad, I'm gonna go ahead and say, I'm sorry for calling you creepy last night. (Hears giggling) Raven? Is everything... (She comes out.) Hi, um... you were... laughing. And I thought I heard... was there someone in there?
Raven: Just me, and a really good book.
Starfire: Beast Boy has told us much about the Malchior and how he remains trapped within a book, but...
Raven: Now, how would Beast Boy know something like that?
Beast Boy: Ha ha... I may have, kind of been, uh, a fly on the wall in your room.
Raven: You look more like a rat to me. (Beast Boy is turned into a rat)
Malchior: Is that what you want, Raven? To be alone?
Raven: (Weeping) No.
Raven: He lied to me... he lied. And I gave him what he wanted...
Malchior: Sweet Raven, you cannot possibly hope to defeat me. I taught you everything you know.
Raven: I know it was all a lie. But he was the only person who ever made me feel like I wasn’t… creepy. And don’t try to tell me I’m not.
Beast Boy: Ok. Fine. You’re way creepy. But that doesn’t mean you have to stay locked in your room. You think you’re alone, Raven, but you’re not.
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Episode 7: Revolution

Raven: (To Beast Boy) Where'd you learn history? A cereal box?
Beast Boy: What's your point?
Cyborg: The sky looks like a giant British flag! The whole city's gone haywire!
Beast Boy: Dude, tell me about it. Bangers and mash? Bubble and squeak? Toad in the hole? Don't British people know how to speak English?
Raven: Could you please stop talking like that?
Beast Boy: (British accent) You're just jealous because I sound like a rock star.
Cyborg: City Hall. We should be able to hide here... 'til Mad Mod's tanks come to tear it down.
Raven: Whoa. That was actually more depressing than what I was going to say.
Beast Boy: Now I know how George Washington felt after Napoleon beat him at Pearl Harbor.
Cyborg: Man, I bet even REAL British people don't like you.
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Episode 8: Wavelength

Starfire: (Inside Beast Boy as a blue whale) Although Beast Boy's quick thinking has saved our lives, I believe I am... grossed out?
Cyborg: Hey there, Bee. Haven't seen you since--
Bumblebee: Since you betrayed headmaster and ruined our school?
Cyborg: I was gonna say the Sadie Hawkins dance, but yeah, that, too.
Cyborg: And Blood couldn't brainwash you because...?
Bumblebee: There's not a man alive that can tell me what to do.
Starfire: I am hopeful we will not encounter more HIVE soldiers.
(Robin, Star, and Raven open and walk through the door and see more HIVE soldiers)
Raven: You had to say something.
Bumblebee: (To Cyborg) Relax. I only read the sonic cannon stuff... and a few memory files about the big crush you had on Jinx.
Brother Blood: Another spy? Tell me, was anyone at my school actually there to LEARN?!
Robin: We need to get out of here!
Bumblebee: How?
Cyborg: The T-Ship's toast.
Beast Boy: Hello! (Points to his tongue)
Raven: I'd really rather just stay here and drown.
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Episode 9: The Beast Within

Adonis: You think you can out-muscle Adonis? Bring it on.
Beast Boy: Dude, it is totally brunged... bringed.
Raven: Ooohh, bad grammar. That ought to scare him.
Beast Boy: Real men don't eat tofu.
Beast Boy: Well, it's almost noon. You should get some breakfast.
Robin: That... was my breakfast.
(Beast Boy "accidentally" bumps into Raven.)
Raven: Sorry.
Beast Boy: You'd better be! Why don't you look where you're going?
Raven: On second thought, I'm not sorry, and you're a jerk.
Beast Boy: Y'know, Raven, I've been a really nice guy for a really long time. I've put up with your insults and your attitude, and I've had it! Consider this a warning: As of last night, Mr. Nice-Guy has left the building.
Raven: Is this the part where I'm supposed to be intimidated?
Beast Boy: No - THIS is! (Changes into a gorilla)
Beast Boy: No. I wouldn't. I mean, we had a fight, but I would never--
Starfire: She was in your teeth.
Beast Boy: THAT'S A LIE!
Raven: Having that thing inside doesn't make you an animal. Knowing when to let it out is what makes you a man.
Beast Boy: Hmm, maybe you should call me Beast Man from now on.
Raven: We're having a moment here; don't ruin it.
Beast Boy: Beast Dude?
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Episode 10: Can I Keep Him?

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Episode 11: Bunny Raven or How to Make a Titananimal Disappear

Raven: (To Mumbo) Cute trick. Ready to see some real magic?
(Raven's in a tornado, reaches for Robin)
Robin: Raven!
Starfire: Robin!
Cyborg: Starfire!
Beast Boy: DUDES!!!
Beast Boy: Why does that bunny sound like Raven...?
Raven: Because I am Raven.
Starfire: Oh! You look so cute!
Cyborg: Hang on a second! We're inside Mumbo's hat, and Raven is inside Mumbo's hat, inside Mumbo's hat?!
Beast Boy: DUDE! You're making my brain hurt!
Cyborg: (Angry, turned into a bear) Oh! Wait until I get my claws on that Mumbo! (Pauses) Did I just say claws? Oh, man!
Starfire: (Cat) Be thankful that you do not have the fleas... (Scratches)
Robin: Sorry, Starfire, I must have stepped on your foot.
Starfire: I believe it was my... tail...
Starfire: I do not like being a cat in this hat!
Raven: You pulled that out of your sleeve.
Mumbo: Must you overanalyze everything? (Pulls off sleeves and birds still appear) Why don't you just sit back and enjoy the show?
Raven: Because it isn't real, your act, this hat. It's all smoke and mirrors. You probably hypnotized me to think I'm a rabbit, and when I get home, my nose will twitch every time a bell rings.
Puppet Mumbo: Two minutes to showtime, Mr. Amazing... you're great, I love you.
Beast Boy: I got it!
Cyborg: It can't involve tanks or man-eating sharks.
Beast Boy: I don't got it.
Mumbo: So tell me, kid, how'd you do it?
Raven: A magician never reveals her secrets.
(Master of Your Fate lyrics)
Mumbo:
Five, six, seven, eight,
Don't bother getting up, you're in my control.
No way for you to fuss and fight.
I've taken all your powers, so lucky you.
You will be in my show tonight.
You think you can defeat me; oh, how very droll.
Well, Titans, one thing you should know:
I am the one with magic powers round here.
I am the one who runs the show!
I am the master of ceremonies,
So let me set you straight.
With just a wave of my magic wand,
I'm master of your fate!
With just some hocus pocus and sleight of hand,
You all are under my command.
Put them in their cages, keep them all apart.
Puppet Stage Manager:
Places, everybody! The show's about to start!
Gloves:
He is the master of ceremonies,
So let him set you straight.
With just a wave of his magic wand,
He's master of your fate!
Master of your fate!
Master of your fate!
Master of your fate!
Mumbo:
Now for the greatest grand finale
And the reason why you're here!
Tonight, I will make the Titans disappear...
Forever.
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Episode 12: Titans East (1)

Cyborg: When there's trouble you know what to do/CALL CYBORG!/He can shoot a rocket from his shoe/'CAUSE HE'S CYBORG!/Do do do-do something like that/OH YEAH/Na na na na big fluffy cat/THAT'S RIGHT!...
Aqualad: Fish tacos?! What were you thinking?! I'm from the ocean! These were probably friends of mine!
Speedy: (To Bumblebee) So, who died and made you queen, anyhow?
Bumblebee: Well, maybe you could call the shots if you spent more time working and less time messing with your hairdo!
Bumblebee: Split up!
Mas Y Menos: (Hugging each other) No!!
Bumblebee: The real Cyborg couldn't take me, so you knockoffs don't stand a chance!
Brother Blood: Come on, Cyborg, what makes you tick?!
Cyborg: (Shocking him) A 50,000-watt power cell!
Robin: But Cyborg, we need you.
Cyborg: Sorry, Robin, but they need me more.
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Episode 13: Titans East (2)

Robin: (To Cyborg) Believe me, I know a thing or two about being obsessed with your target.
Starfire: Who will shout the "Booyah!" when we are victorious in battle?
Cyborg: You can take your offer and blow it out your--
Brother Blood: Insolent child!
Cyborg: What have you done to yourself?
Brother Blood: Now, Cyborg, don't tell me you are digusted by the very technology that keeps you alive?
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The Lost Episode

Punk Rocket: How's that for a number-one hit?
Cyborg: I don't think I could take another hit.
Starfire: Why does the Punk Rocket wish to hurt people with his music? Music is a glorious expression that is supposed to make one feel happy!
Raven: You obviously haven't heard any of my music.
Beast Boy: You call that the sound of chaos? More like elevator music!
Beast Boy: Waxy buildup saves the day!
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Season 4

[edit]

Episode 1: Episode 257-498

Pelican: Have you seen my hippo? He hides, and I must seek.
Starfire: I cannot play. Please, do you know a strange man named Control Freak? He is big, not tall and nasty, and known for causing strife. He escaped into the TV--
Beast Boy: Hey, Star! Run for your life!
Commercial Voice: The makers of Azarath and Metrion are proud to introduce: Zinthos. New and improved Zinthos gives you exactly what you need, exactly when you need it. And because it's blue, Zinthos goes with everything. Zinthos isn't right for everyone and may cause bloating, cramping, hair loss, disturbing visions, fits of rage, and growth of additional eyes. Children under three should not be exposed to Zinthos. Do not get Zinthos wet and never feed it after midnight. If you experience trouble meditating, stop saying Zinthos and consult your ancient scrolls immediately. New, Blue, Zinthos.
Robin: 500 channels...
Raven: And still nothing on.
Boy: Who are you?
Control Freak: I am Count Rol Freakow, the twelfth-level space samurai that trained Baran Rang. And... I am your father!
Boy: (Horrified) Nooo!!
Cyborg: Hey! I remember this scene! We're in the first episode of season four.
Robin: How do you know we're going to the right way?
Beast Boy: Because we just passed the engine core, which means we're right below the detention level. So all we have to do is follow the main particle flux conduit to the galactic command center.
Raven: Frightening. Truly frightening.
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Episode 2: The Quest

Beast Boy: Dude, you got your butt kicked. It happens.
Raven: Happens to some of us more than others.
Robin: (To himself) You couldn’t just take a class. You had to travel around the world.
Cyborg: I can't believe you two would just barge into Robin's room when he's gone, dress up in his uniform and pretend to be Robin!
Starfire & Beast Boy: Uh...
Cyborg: Without me!
Robin: (To himself) The next time an old woman tells you to leave your shoes behind, take them anyway.
Monkey: I am the Guardian of the Trees.
Robin: And to proceed, I must first defeat you.
Monkey: How did you know I was going to say that? Do you know what I am going to say next?
Robin: No.
Monkey: Me neither.
Monkey: Monkey see, monkey do, monkey just made a fool of you!
True Master: There will always be someone to do things the easy way, but you must learn to do things the right way.
Robin: You're the True Master... why didn't you tell me?
True Master: You didn't ask.
Robin: But why did you tell me that I had to get to the top of the mountain before sunset?
True Master: It is much easier to see the path when it's not dark!
True Master: (To Robin) You take things much too seriously.
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Episode 3: Birthmark

Robin: You know, Dr. Light, for a guy who's obsessed with illumination, you're not very bright.
Raven: Next time you want to pick a place to rob, try and find one we can't see from our living room.
Dr. Light: No one defeats Dr. Light!
Raven: (Appearing behind him) Remember me?
Dr. Light: (Looking mortified) I'd like to go to jail now, please.
Starfire: You do not wish to partake in the nuts of dough? It is like eating tiny sweet wheels!
Cyborg: (To Raven, sing-song voice) We got a piñata shaped like Beast Boy; you know you wanna hit it.
Robin: Slade! You shouldn't have come back. I'm still ready for you.
Slade: That's touching, Robin, but I didn't come back for you.
Slade: Ever have one of those days where you just feel happy to be alive?
Slade: Take my word for it, Robin. You shouldn't play with fire.
(Cyborg rips a huge metal pillar off the wall and swings it at Slade. Slade simply stands there and burns through it.)
Cyborg: Whoa!
Slade: "Whoa"? That's it? No clever comment? I was looking forward to that.
Slade: I have to say Raven, when I found out the truth, I was very impressed. All this time, I had no idea - the power lurking inside you. The glorious destiny that awaits. It's always the quiet ones, isn't it? But honestly, did you think you could just blow the candles and wish it all away? Today is the day it begins. You've known this all your life, it is going to happen, and no matter what you wish, no matter where you go, no matter how you squirm, there is nothing you can do to stop it.
Robin: What's happening?
Raven: It's my birthday.
Slade: Skies will burn. Flesh will turn to stone. The sun will set on your world, never to rise again.
Slade: (To Raven) We'll be in touch.
(Slade throws Raven off a building)
Slade: Oh, and happy birthday.
Raven: This was just the beginning.
Slade: The first task is complete... master. The message has been sent. The inscriptions are in place. She knows what she must do. The Prophecy will be fulfilled.
Trigon's Voice: And the world of mortals shall soon be ended.
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Episode 4: Cyborg the Barbarian

Raven: (Sarcastically) Evil beware. We have waffles.
(Cyborg gets zapped and disappears)
Beast Boy: Before anybody says anything, that was totally not my fault.
Cyborg: (Nervous) Sci-fi rule number one: You start messing with the past, you end up with monkeys ruling the future.
Sarasim: I am Sarasim, the leader of this tribe, and who is this "Dude" of which you speak?
Cyborg: I discovered electricity@ (Charger blows up) ...or not.
Cyborg: (Putting on armor) Guess I'm doing this the old-fashioned way!
Cyborg: (To himself) Man, you may be from the future, but you don't know a thing.
Sarasim: A real warrior does not need armour.
Raven: I have something to show you. (Raven show Cyborg the history book. It has the symbol that's on the armour)
Cyborg: Sarasim, she did it. They won!
Raven: Apparently, they had help. (Pointing at a person who look like Cyborg) That's you isn't it? (Cyborg nods)Interesting, you're the only one without armour.
Cyborg: Yeah, didn't need it.
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Episode 5: Employee of the Month

Cyborg: (After popping out of a cow suit) MOO-YAH!!!
Researcher: You will be testing our new GameStation Turbo Extreme.
Beast Boy: Ooh... it's so shiny!
Researcher: Yes, it is rather shiny.
Little Girl: I want a monkey!
Beast Boy: Right. Monkey. I can do that. (He tries to make a balloon animal, it explodes in his face)
Little Girl: That's not a monkey! You stink!
Beast Boy: Wait! Monkey, look! (Transforms)
Robin: Mega Meaty Meat? I've never heard of that before.
Raven: (Sarcastically) That reeeeally looks healthy.
Cyborg: Let's see... (Very fast) Eight number 3's, five number 2's, two number 1's, and a diet soda.
Beast Boy: Actually, we don't have soda here -- only meat.
Cyborg: Okay, make it a cup of meat juice.
Starfire: Tell me, Beast Boy, particularly what variety of meat do you serve?
Beast Boy: Bob says that's a trade secret.
Raven: Are you the only one who works here?
Beast Boy: Bob says that's a trade secret, too.
Raven: Okay. I can't eat until that thing stops looking at me.
Man in Steak Suit: (Falsetto) It's meat-tastic!
Beast Boy: Hey Bob, any chance you could help me out?
Bob: That's great, Billy. I'll be in the back.
Cyborg: Whoever you are, come out with your hands or tentacles up!
Raven: (After discovering the sole ocuppant of the flying saucer) So, we're being invaded by cows?
Starfire: Use caution; the cow people of Garland Prime are formidable.
Bob: (To Beast Boy) Hiya, Tommy. Say, be a sport and hand over our supreme creator, would ya?
Bob: Say good-bye, Tammy.
Beast Boy: Dude, that's a girl name!
The Source: You will suffer for your impudence, green human!
The Source: What is this?
Beast Boy: Lunch. And I just happen to be in the mood for a nutritious, meat-free substitute.
The Source: You're just trying to scare me!
Beast Boy: Am I? Say hello to my good friend, barbeque sauce.
Robin: Can this day get any weirder?
(Cut to Titans in tower with cows)
Raven: I think it just did.
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Episode 6: Troq

Val Yor: We haven't got all day, Troq.
Cyborg: Troq? What does Troq mean?
Starfire: It means nothing.
Cyborg: What's wrong? I thought you said it doesn't mean anything.
Starfire: No. I said it means nothing.
Starfire: There will always be people who say mean words because you are different, and sometimes their minds cannot be changed. But there are many more people who do not judge others based on how they look or where they are from. Those are the people whose words truly matter.
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Episode 7: The Prophecy

(Beast Boy and Robin are watching a tape of Slade)
Beast Boy: Slade kicks butt, take 304.
Raven: I'm not afraid of you.
Slade: Silly girl, I'm not the one to be afraid of.
Slade: Tick-tock, Raven. Time is running out.
Raven: What do you want?
Slade: Only what any messanger wants, Raven: for their message to be heard. It's time your friend learn the truth. And if you won't tell them, I will.
Robin: (At a fork in a hall, fighting off ghosts) Pick one!
Beast Boy: Uh... eenie, meenie, minie... Moe! (Runs through a door - and is chased out by a horde of ghosts) Not Moe! NOT MOE!
Robin: I'm not leaving without that gem.
Slade: You don't understand, Robin. You're not leaving at all.
Arella: It was too late for Earth, just as it was too late for Azarath.
Slade: Don't worry. This won't hurt a bit. (Summons a fireball, only to be smashed with a slab of rock)
Raven: WANNA BET?
Cyborg: I only have one question: how do we stop him?
Raven: We don't.
Beast Boy: But that doesn't mean we still can't try.
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Episode 8: Stranded

Cyborg: I knew it. We’ve got a malfunctioning bifurcating dilator.
Raven: Yeah, that was my first guess.
Robin: (After Starfire punches him in the shoulder) Nice arm.
Starfire: I too admire your abundant limb strength.
Beast Boy: (Finding Cyborg’s leg) Cyborg, what happened to you? I’m gonna miss you, buddy. I know I never told you this... but you were my best friend.
Cyborg: (Just a head) Yo! Beast Boy!
Starfire: (to Robin) Greetings to you, fellow Titan Robin. To see you unharmed is satisfying.
Beast Boy: I found this cool round thingamajig.
Cyborg: It’s not a thingamajig. It’s a thermal coupler, required for sonic stabilization. And it’s not round, it’s octangular.
Beast Boy: Looks like a shiny donut. Hey, you think there’s a donut shop on this planet?
Cyborg: (to Beast Boy) What is the matter with you? Do you even have opposable thumbs?
Beast Boy: Most of the time.
Robin: You’re still thinking about that? Starfire, we’re stranded on a hostile alien planet.
Starfire: I know. Did you hope the perilous space station explosion followed by our clamorous crash then combat with the horrible slug creature would make me forget?
Robin: Uh... yes?
Robin: Should've let that slug eat me when I had the chance.
Cyborg: Now carefully take out the configuration disk.
Beast Boy: You mean the thingy that looks like a pizza with eyeballs?
Cyborg: Why can’t you just call it a configuration disk?
Beast Boy: Why can’t you just call it an eyeball pizza thingy?
Robin: I don’t think you understand. On our planet, "girlfriend" means-
Starfire: A female with whom you have a pleasant and special association, including the sharing of enjoyable recreation and occasionally the buying of bountiful floral arrangements.
Robin: Okay, maybe you do understand.
Cyborg: Look, this isn’t rocket science. (Beast Boy scowls) Okay, so it is rocket science, but it’s not that hard.
[edit]

Episode 9: Overdrive

Raven: Azerath Metrion-
Cyborg: (Jumps in front of her) Zinthos!
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Episode 10: Mother Mae-Eye

Cyborg: So I'm like, "Cool! What should I get? Brain in a jar... monkey's paw... ooh, pie!"
Beast Boy: So... she's trapped in the pie?
Raven: Eh, sure, why not.
Starfire: And what are we to do with the evil confection?
Cyborg: We could eat it. (Everyone glares at him.) I'm just kidding... mostly.
Gizmo: Alright, what sort of pit-munching scuzz-wad is dumb enough to prank the H.I.V.E Five? (Looks down) Cool! Free pie!
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Episode 11: The End Part 1

Slade: It's a beautiful day for the end of the world.
Raven: Who wants pizza?
Cyborg: I deserve the last slice! I was covered in goo!
Beast Boy: No way, dude! I deserve the last slice - I got sneezed on!
Starfire: I went through the goo...(shivers) The slice is mine!
Robin: Okay, Raven. What gives? Pancakes? Pizza? Stankball? Toenails?
Beast Boy: Yeah! And she hasn't called me stupid all day. Did someone replace Raven with a Raven robot?
Raven: I just want everyone to have a nice day today. Come on, we have a lot to do before sunset. (As the sky prematurely darkens, she suddenly falls over, nearly fainting.)
Beast Boy: What's going on?
Robin: Raven! (Raven wakes up)
Robin: Why didn't you tell us? ...it's happening, isn't it?
Starfire: Please, Raven. Today is the day? It is...
Raven: The end of the world.
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Episode 12: The End Part 2

Slade: (To Robin) Only a minor setback. Nothing two friends can't handle.
Slade: The moral of this story: Never make a deal with an interdimensional demon without a little protection.
Dark Cyborg: Go ahead. Run crying home to mommy. Oh, that's right - you don't have a mommy!
Robin: (As Slade leaves) That's it? No double-cross? No cryptic threat?
Slade: I kept my word. How about a little gratitude?
Robin: This doesn't change anything. If I ever see you again-
Slade: I wouldn't expect anything less.
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Episode 13: The End Part 3

Slade: For the record, I'm nobody's servant. (Throws his halberd at Trigon)
Raven: You may have created me, but you were never my father. Fathers are kind. Fathers protect you. Fathers raise you. I was protected by the monks of Azarath. I was raised by my friends. THEY are my family, THIS is my home. And you are not welcome here. Azarath Metrion ZINTHOS!
Starfire: (With bacon on her head) Observe. I am a Rorfian Zopgar. (Giggles)
(Cyborg and Beast Boy look blank)
Starfire: ...on my planet, this is hilarious.
(Cyborg and Beast Boy laugh)
Raven: How do you do it, Robin?
Robin: Do what?
Raven: Keep hoping, after everything that happened, everything I did, how did you still manage to hope it could all work out?
Robin: Because of you. You don't realize it Raven, but you're actually the most hopeful person I've ever met. From the day you were born, they said you were evil. That you were created to do unspeakable things. But you wish for more. You dare to hope that you could be a hero.
Raven: I thought it was all over. And now, suddenly...
Robin: You have your whole life ahead of you. You could decide your own destiny.
Raven: I guess, in the end... there really is no end, just... new beginnings.
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Season 5

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Episode 1: Homecoming Part 1

Brain: (To Mento) You mock what you couldn't possibly understand. Everything is now in place. My only desire is an admission of defeat.
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Episode 2: Homecoming Part 2

Brain: (Final lines, addressing a large group of villains) The face of our enemy has changed. No longer is the Doom Patrol our only threat. Now a new generation stands in our way. And those who rule the young will control the future. We have a common enemy. The Teen Titans and their friends will fall. Working together, we will destroy them... one by one.
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Episode 3: Trust

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Episode 4: For Real

Aqualad: (To Control Freak) You sound more like a fanboy than a nemesis.
Control Freak: (Irritated) A great villain always studies his adversaries, okay?
Control Freak: I’ve brought the ultimate weapons, made specifically for the real Titans. You Titan-wannabes don’t stand a chance.
Control Freak: (After Bumblebee escapes his force field) That would've worked on Starfire!
Control Freak: (Defeated) All these would've worked on the real Titans. It's just, your powers are... stupid! (Teleports to TV screen) I don't wanna fight you anymore.
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Episode 5: Snowblind

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Episode 6: Kole

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Episode 7: Hide And Seek

Raven: I need backup... Raven calling anyone.
Beast Boy: Raven!
Raven: Anyone other than Beast Boy.
Beast Boy: Kids are easy! All you have to do is make silly faces. Oh, and kids love jokes. This one never fails.O kay, why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Raven: ...
Beast Boy: You're supposed to ask why.
Raven: ...Why?
Beast Boy: He went beacuse he was feeling a little crummy! Ha, ha, ha! get it?
Raven: ...I guess I'm on my own.
Raven: (Telling a bedtime story) Last year on my birthday my friend gave me a cake and some balloons. But I couldn't enjoy it because my dad Trigon, a scary red demon with horns took over the world, and there was fire everywhere, and then this ugly guy Slade, who had a skeleton for a face, came after me and... (The kids look frightened.) my friends saved me and we all had cake the end.
Raven: Nobody messes with my kids!
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Episode 8: Lightspeed

Kid Flash: (Jinx grabs an amulet representing good luck) Need a little luck?
Jinx: It's only a myth. Who are you?
Kid Flash: Kid Flash, fastest boy alive.
Jinx: Are you supposed to be a good guy or something?
Kid Flash: One of the best.
Kid Flash: Nice place, very..."Secret lair".
Jinx: Quit changing the subject!
Kid Flash: Does it bother you that all those guys never listen to you?
Jinx: Why are you so interested in me?
Kid Flash: There's something about you that's different. I think you can do better.
Kid Flash: Wait wait wait wait. If you're calling the "Hive Five", how come there's six of you?
See-more: C-cause...i-it sounds... cooler?
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Episode 9: Revved Up

Starfire: (Disguised as a villain) I, uh... am the Dr. Amazing Mumgon... the terrible. And this is my henchman... uh... Henchy.
Starfire: And then, after I took control of the city, I required my likeness to be carved from solid cheese - in every home.
Gizmo: (Being attacked by Red X) Whose side are you on, Barf Brain?!
Red X: MINE!
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Episode 10: Go

Raven: I'm not the hero type. Trust me.
Beast Boy: But, what about my secret identity?
Raven: What secret identity? You're green.
Cyborg: Mind telling me why you're always by yourself?
Raven: You heard the kid, I don't exactly fit in.
Cyborg: He's green, half of me is metal, and she's from space. You fit in just fine.
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Episode 11: Calling All Titans

Brain: All of our pieces are in place. It is time we finish what we started.
Robin: I don't know how they're doing this. It's like the Brotherhood of Evil knows every move we're making.
Hot Spot/Madam Rouge: They do.
Madam Rouge: Game over.
Robin: (Captured by The Brain, last lines) The Brotherhood of Evil will be defeated!
Brain: No, Robin. It is you who has been defeated. I have captured the king. Your pawns cannot save you. You have lost.
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Episode 12: Titans Together

Brain: Patiently, we watched you all, waiting for our moment to strike. You forged your alliance. You trusted without cause. And finally, when you thought your world was safe, it fell apart before your very eyes. You are merely pawns in a game, and you have played your part perfectly. There is nowhere you can hide. And there is nothing you can do to stop us. Each small victory brings us closer to our goal: The elimination of an entire generation of heroes. And we owe it all to you, Robin. Your network has been crushed. Your friends have no way to communicate or follow your commands. Together you may be formidable, but apart, you are lost, powerless, mine. You will fall. One by one. Who among you can possibly stop me now?
Beast Boy: (Blowing up the T-Ship) Now try and follow me.
Private Hive: (Possessed and hitting himself) Quit hitting myself! Quit hitting myself!
Jinx: (Blasting the HIVE Five) Nothing personal.
Cyborg: (Looks away from fighting Control Freak) Now that was unexpected. (Control Freak nods)
Brain: Sometimes the only way to win is to clear the board completely.
Brain: I am afraid you have simply run out of options.
Beast Boy: (To the Titan army, after Brain is encased in ice) Dudes! Check it out! Brain freeze!
All: (Groan)
Robin: (Heading the Titans, just around the corner from Dr. Light, final line) Titans! Go!
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Episode 13: Things Change

Terra: Things change, Beast Boy. The girl you want me to be is just a memory.
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See also

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