Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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Comic figures Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

´Krang is the most intelligent of the mutant ninja turtles!. Hes best friend Ulrig. That lives on a planet of Aurea (Shown on the episode 95).

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1987 TMNT series

Leonardo: We turtles don't know the meaning of the word defeat.
Michaelangelo: That's right! We never bothered to look it up in the dictionary.
Shredder: You may call me, the Shredder.
Raphael: A kitchen utensil?
Raphael: (In response to hearing his weapon clang against a foot soldier) Clang?! Did you say, "CLANG?"
Michaelangelo: Ultimo bummer, dudes, I had my belly set on that heartboard.
Donatello: Did that make sense to you?
Raphael: Not supposed to; Michaelangelo said it.
Splinter: The path that leads to what we truly desire is long and difficult, but only by following that path do we achieve our goal.
Michaelangelo: What? Follow a path? I guess he wants me to take a hike.
Bebop: I wonder why the delivery guy stopped here.
Rocksteady: Maybe he was visiting his mommy.
Bebop: I wish I could visit my mommy.
Rocksteady: Why don't you?
Bebop: I try, but every time she sees me, she runs away screamin'.
Krang: I want that robot!
Shredder: Now Krang, you can't have everything you see on TV!
Rocksteady: If you're real good, maybe you'll get one for Christmas!

"By the way, in case you have any ideas about turning the creature against me, remember that I too have a remote control, more powerful than yours! Mine works the TV, the VCR, and the stereo!" ~Krang

Krang: Shredder, bring that robot down here before the Turtles find you!
Shredder: Those wretched reptiles will never find me. I've changed my image. Look! While those Turtles are searching abandoned warehouses and roach-infested tenemants, I'll be luxuriating here [at a hotel].
Krang: And just how are you paying for all this?
Shredder: I borrowed your Alien Express card! I never leave the Technodrome without it.
Vernon: Have no fear! Newsman is here!
Michaelangelo: Newsman?
Raphael: Yeah, I can't wait to meet his sidekick, Weather Boy.
Shredder: Krang, I could not control the Mutagen Monster! I must have your help!
Krang: It's nice to be wanted.
Rocksteady: Yeah... (holds up a Wanted poster of himself) I know just what you mean!

"Ohoh, those morons! I should've handled this hero business myself! But I'd rather eat brussel sprouts for a week than be a do-gooder." ~Shredder

Shredder: Months of work, ruined! Oh, you imbecilic incompetent! Thanks to you, I now have to grovel before the baneful bag of brains, Krang.
Baxter: But why from a garbage heap?
Shredder: Because this is the site he chose for the trans-dimensional convergence! I think he did it just to annoy me.
Rocksteady: Rocksteady here. That you boss?
Shredder: No, it's the Tooth Fairy.
Bebop: Hey lemmie talk to dat crook! I left my little baby tusk under my pillow and didn't get nuttin'!

"No one can resist the Shredder... and no cow can resist salt!" ~Shredder

Raphael: After all we just went through, how can you even look at a pizza?
Michaelangelo: I don't want to look at it; I just wanna eat it.
Shredder: You wretched reptiles! You'll pay for this!
Bebop: And bring cash. We don't take plastic!
Krang: This receptor ring will make the beast follow orders sent from this remote control device.
Bebop: Hey, I remember these things! (grabs the receptor ring and twirls it around him like a hula hoop)
Rocksteady: OK, lawbreaker, you're under arrest. You have the right to blah blah blah.
Bebop: (picks up a teddy bear) Awwww, ain't it cute? (stuffs it under his cape)
Shredder: Put it back.
Bebop: (throws the bear) Gee, I hate bein' a good guy!
Rocksteady: Yeah, when do we get that stinkin' diamond so we can do some damage?!
Shredder: I'm beginning to think this whole contest is phony. It's obviously a--oof!
Butler: I say down there! Congratulations! You've won the contest!
Shredder: Oh, I hate being wrong.
Shredder: Don't worry Krang, Bebop and Rocksteady will return with the equipment on schedule, you'll see.
Krang: Well they'd better for your sake! (turns a dark purple color) If those two bumbling cretins spoil my plans you're gonna pay for it big time!
Shredder: I never realized how purple brings out the lavender in your eyes.
Krang: Why thank you, do you think... ARRRRGGGGG!!!!!!
Shredder: Ohh, I can't stand just sitting here in the dark not knowing what's happening!
Krang: That's because you're usually sitting in the light not knowing what's happening.
Rocksteady: Boy, traveling sure gives me an appetite. Lucky thing I swiped a snack from that pizza store! (takes out a pizza slice and eats it)
Bebop: Hey, maybe you don't wanna be eatin' dat. It's still got dat "love potion" junk on it!
Rocksteady: Hey, nothin's gonna happen to this rhino!
(The transport module comes to a stop.) Bebop: Y'know, these landings are getting a lot smoother.
Rocksteady: Okay, we're here! Now it's toitle-trashin' time!
(They come out and approach April.) April: Rocksteady and Bebop!?
Bebop: Ey look! It's that April babe!
Rocksteady: (suddenly lovestruck) April - the poifect name for a June wedding! Come to me, my pre-ci-ous!

"I'm puttin' you in charge of the wedding arrangements. Now go swipe a ring and kidnap a preacher!" ~Rocksteady

Shredder: I would've brought back the Turtles and that meddling reporter if this blasted camera hadn't run out of videotape!
Krang: Excuses, excuses! Where are those cretins Bebop and Rocksteady?
Shredder: In here, along with that Polarisoid and half the city's landmarks!
Krang: Good. Keep them in there; I want to remember them always that way. Wait a minute! What's this? "Made in Taiwan"?! You metal-masked moron! You brought me the wrong camera!
Shredder: That meddling reporter must have picked up the real one!
Krang: Shredder, you numbskull ninja! I'm warning you - bring me that Polarisoid camera or else!
Michaelangelo: Come back here, Shredhead! Let's tangle!
(Lava forms from the transport module digging into the ground, and Michaelangelo and Raphael burn their feet, leaping in pain.) Donatello: You should be happy, fellas. Shredder may have escaped, but at least we saved the city!
Raphael: Oh yeah, we're dancin' in the streets!
Bebop: Hey, what's goin' on?! First we're floatin', and now we're fallin'!
Rocksteady: Yeah! I wish gravity would make up its stupid mind!
Donatello: See that humongous dish?
Irma: Why thank you Donatello.
Donatello: Not you, Irma. I mean that satellite dish.
Irma: Hmmph! It's just like a man to choose TV over me!
Leonardo: What's a cat doing up here?
Raphael: Probably asking that same question about four turtles!
Shredder: Attention slaves! I am your master, and I command you to obey me!
Vernon: (sobbing) I want my milk and cookies!
Shredder: You want WHAT?!?
Vernon: You heard me! I get awful cranky if I don't have my cookies! (kicks Shredder)
Shredder: OW! Why you--
April: (skates by, chasing Irma) Tag! You're it!
Shredder: Oh, what is going on?!
Burne: (standing on a stack of chairs) Hey mister! Help me change this channel! I wanna watch cartoons.
Shredder: No! I am the master, you are the slave, and I say no cartoons!
Burne: I wanna watch cartoons! I wanna watch cartoons! (The chairs fall down and Burne topples on Shredder.) Now look watcha did! You gave me a boo-boo! Aaaaaahhh!
Shredder: I don't believe this; Krang's Mezmerizer has time-warped everyone back into childhood!
Rocksteady: Come on! Somebody open this thing!
Bebop: (as they come in) Hey, why are all da lights out?
Rocksteady: Maybe it's a surprise party. (Shredder approaches, carrying a candleabra.) Yeow! It's Frankula!
Bebop: No way. It's Dracenstein!
Shredder: It's me, you idiots!
Michaelangelo: I'm worried, dudes. Maxwell's been acting totally strange.
Raphael: Maybe all those pizza crumbs are making him hyper.
Michaelangelo: No possible way! I always scrape off the anchovies!
(Maxwell leaps out of his fishbowl.) Leonardo: He's headed for the sewer!
(Maxwell jumps into the current with a bunch of other fish.) Michaelangelo: Max, where ya goin'?! (dives in after him) Come back!
Leonardo: Quick, Raphael! We've gotta rescue him!
Raphael: You mean Michaelangelo, or Maxwell?
Raphael: Okay boys, you heard the big cheese. We gotta get those meatballs!
Michaelangelo: Whoa, all this gangster talk is making me hungry.
Babyface Cleaver: Who are you guys? Eh, whaddayou want?
Leonardo: Big Louie said we should pay you a visit.
Wally: Gosh, Beav, whaddayou gonna do?
Babyface Cleaver: I dunno, Wally. Maybe we should grease the goobs. What do you think?
Wally: Gee, Beav, I'm not sure. We could get in a lot of trouble and stuff.
Babyface Cleaver: Yeah, maybe you're right. Maybe we should ask Dad first.
Raphael: Maybe you guys should make up your minds while we're still young!
Donatello: How can you think about food? Don't you know what day it is?
Michaelangelo: Not Thinking About Food Day?
Donatello: Oh no! It's a zamboni machine!
Michaelangelo: No it's not, dude! It's that thing that smooths out the ice!
Donatello: A zamboni machine is the thing that smooths out the ice.
Leonardo: Look! It's the Beaver's hideout!
Donatello: Ooh, you mean that incredibly stylish four-story shopping mall?
Leonardo: No, I mean that incredibly run-down old warehouse next to the mall!
Michaelangelo: How come these gangster dudes always hang out in old abandoned warehouses?
Raphael: Because there aren't any old abandoned luxury penthouse suites!
Michaelangelo: But the best part of all is that my finny little bud Maxwell is back to normal again. (Maxwell squirts him and bites his finger) Ouch!
Leonardo: Maybe he's not so normal after all.
Raphael: Like anything that attached to Michaelangelo could be normal?
Michaelangelo: I am your leader; you are my pet! You will let go of my finger! Sit! Heel! Let go!
Krang: [Bebop and Rocksteady] will fail, Shredder; they always fail!
Shredder: But what choice do I have?! Only mutants are immune to the Mesmerizer's beam; humans like myself can't be near it when they set it off!
Krang: You don't have to explain it to me; I invented it, remember?
Shredder: I wasn't explaining it to you! (points at the camera) I was explaining it to them.
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Original Movie

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Michelangelo

"Ahh! You believe this guy? Come on! Ninja-kick the damn rabbit! Do something!" -- Michelangelo watches a "Tortoise and the Hare" cartoon

"Wise men say, 'forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.'"

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Raphael

"You guys must be studying the, uuh, abridged book of ninja fighting" --Raphael during a rooftop fight.

[Two Foot are left after Raphael defeats a large number. They look at each other in fright and confusion.]
Raphael: I mean, come on, how do you guys expect to beat me?
[Camera pans as an overwhelming number of Foot leap onto the rooftop.]
Raphael: Good answer. Good answer!

"A José Canseco bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this."--Raphael warding off Casey's attack.

"Daaaaamn!" -Raphael, movie 1 - chasing Casey through the city....

"How 'bout a five minute game misconduct for roughing pal?" - Raph, movie 1 - after shoving Casey preventing him from killing the theives

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Donatello

"Hey guys? Uh, structurally speaking, I don't think this is ah, really a good time for your buddies to ah, drop in..." --Donatello to the Foot during the battle in April's apartment.

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Splinter

"Death comes for us all, Oruku Saki, but something much worse comes for you, for when you die, it will be... without honour."

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Shredder

"There will be no mistake this time. I go myself."

"Fools! The three of you may have overpowered me with the loss of but one! Now your fate....Will be his!" --The Shredder, after Raphael, Josh Stasi and Michelangelo discard their weapons to save Leonardo

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Casey Jones

"That was a crime, you purse-grabbing pukes. And this is a penalty!!!"--Casey attacking hoodlums.

"A little Primatene might just help to clear that up there." -- Casey Jones to Tatsu

"I look like I just called Mike Tyson a sissy, and all you can say is 'Hi'?" -- Casey to April

"And then there's Casey Jones, a nine-year-old trapped in a man's body. He might be cute except for that pigheadedness." -- April about Casey

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Dialog

April: Will I ever see you guys again?
Michelangelo: Indubitably!
Leonardo: Well, that depends on how fast you stock your pizza.
Chief Sterns: We are presently executing a plan of redeployment that will minimize response time while maximizing coordination between patrol units in a decentralized networking scheme.
April: I'm not sure I understood all of that, Chief Sterns. Would you mind repeating it, in English perhaps?
The Shredder: You fight well in the old style, but you've caused me enough trouble. Now you face... The Shredder.
Donatello: The Shredder?
Michelangelo: Uuh... maybe all that hardware's for making coleslaw.
Leonardo: Hey, guys, huddle. Mikey, you go up the middle. You guys get the sides. Get it?
Donatello: Got it.
Raphael: Good.
Michelangelo: Uuh, I don't get it.
Raphael: Where's Splinter.
Shredder: Ah, the rat! So it has a name! ...It HAD a name.
Leonardo: You lie!!
Shredder: Do I?
April: What did you do, did you take classes in insensitivity?
Casey Jones: I was just trying to break it to you easy.
April: Oh, well, you failed miserably!
Casey Jones: Hey, Broadzilla, you wouldn't even be standing here if it weren't for me.
April: And what do you want? Do you want a thank you?
Casey Jones: No, it's me who should thank you for that privilege, right?
Michelangelo: Hey Donny, looks like this one is suffering from shell shock.
Donatello: Too derivative.
Michelangelo: Well, I guess we can really shell it out.
Donatello: Too cliché.
Michelangelo: Well, it was a shell of a good hit!
Donatello: I like it! Step up!
Donatello: Nice night.
Michelangelo: Mmm-hmm. Pizza dude's got thirty seconds.
Donatello: Hey, Mikey...You ever think about what Splinter said? About, y'know...Us not havin' him?
Michelangelo: ...Well, time's up. Three bucks off.
[The Turtles return from their first successful battle.]
Leonardo: Awesome!
Raphael: Wicked!
Donatello: Eclectic!
Michelangelo: Eclectic?
Leonardo: We were awesome!
Michelangelo: Bodacious!
Raphael: Bitchin'!
Donatello: uuh...
Michelangelo: Gnarly!
Leonardo: Radical!
Raphael: Totally tubular!
Michelangelo: Wicked!
Raphael: Hellacious!
Donatello: uuh... mega...
Splinter: I have always liked... cowabunga.
Casey Jones: Not even close, Zip Neck. Professor and Mary Ann. Happily ever after.
Donatello: No way, Atomic Mouth, Gilligan was her main man. They'd be married and have six kids by now.
Casey Jones: Gilligan was a geek, Barfaroni!
Donatello: You're the geek, Camel Breath!
Casey Jones: Dome head.
Donatello: Elf lips!
[Casey finishes fixing the engine.]
Casey Jones: Okay let's give this a try, funkoid!
Donatello: Here it goes. What are we on?
Casey Jones: G.
Donatello: Here it goes, gak face!
Casey Jones: I'm ready, hose brain!
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The Secret of the Ooze

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Michaelangelo

"I'll say special! Hey, look at this! Where do you put the quarter?" -- Michelangelo tries to understand elaborate toxic waste disposal machinery

"Combat Coldcuts!!!" -- After Michelangelo uses sausage links as nunchuks to beat up a robber

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Raphael

"You know, pal, if I had a face like yours, I'd try and make up for it with some sort of personality." -- Raphael to Tatsu

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Dialog

Michelangelo: Aah, ninja pizza!
Donatello: Ninja pizza?
Michelangelo: Pizza that vanish quickly without trace!
Splinter: Their world can never be ours.
Michelangelo: Uuuh... not even pizza?
[pause]
Splinter: Pizza's... okay.
[Turtles sign with relief]
Michelangelo: Man, give a guy a heart attack.
[The three Turtles infiltrate The Shredder's junkyard.]
Leonardo: The perimeter's quiet.
Donatello: Yeah, a little too quiet.
Leonardo: Come on.
[The Turtles sneak forward.]
Donatello: Well, that was easy.
Leonardo: Yeah, a little too easy.
Donatello: Look, it's Raph!
Michelangelo: Yeah, a little too Raph.
Donatello: You take the ugly one!
Raphael: No, YOU take the ugly one!
Leonardo: I'LL take the ugly one!
Michelangelo: Which one's the ugly one?!
Keno: So, basically, you guys were slimed?
Raphael: It wasn't slime, it was ooze.
Michelangelo: Primo workout, dudes!
Leonardo: Yeah!
Raphael: We showed those guys, huh?
Leonardo: Muy primo, bros!
Donatello: Turtle-riffic!
Raphael: Max-amundo!
Donatello: A cappella!
Others: Hun?
Donatello: Perestroika?
[Others moan.]
Donatello: Okay, I got it. "Frere Jacques."
[Donatello starts singing "Frere Jacques" by himself.]
Michelangelo: Donny, give it up.
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2003 TMNT series

"All right, who are you, and what did you do with our brother Raphael?" ~Leonardo, after Raphael apologizes

Casey Jones: Friends of yours?
Raphael: Brothers, actually.
Casey Jones: Yes, I can see the family resemblance.
Michelangelo: I'm the pretty one.

"Yes, pizza sounds very appetizing right now. With pepperoni. And karma." ~Splinter

[While watching a football game]
Raphael: Panthers, rams, bears--they've even got dolphins! You'd think they'd have room for something more... reptilian.
Donatello: The Turtles? My friend, unfortunately the lowly turtle has been saddled by society with the stereotype of being "velocity challenged."
[silence]
Raphael: Say what?
Shredder: You freaks have been a thorn in my side long enough. No one opposes the Shredder. And now I will have my revenge for our last encounter. Say farewell to each other -- while you still can.
Michelangelo: Oh yeah, Mr. Spikey-Pants? Well, you’re the one who should be saying....uh...farewell to, um... to yourself!
Raphael: Yeah, Mikey. That got 'im.

"I don't know what's scarier: the fact that that worked, or that Don carries around a pigeon puppet." ~Michelangelo, after Donatello distracts a security camera at TCRI

"Him and his big ideas! 'C'mon guys! Let's go to the underground city! We'll have some laughs! We'll get eaten!'" ~Michelangelo, mocking Donatello

Raphael (after seeing a group of ninjas disappear): "These guys must have some sort of cloaking devices!
Casey Jones: Cloaking devices!? What are they? Klingons?!pt:Tartarugas Ninjas
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