Tenacious D

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  • "We ride with kings on mighty steeds, across the devil's plain. We've walked with Jesus and his cross, he did not die in vain. NO!"


  • "Kyle's fingers be silver... Jack's voice then be gold."


  • "Sometimes you follow your heart. Sometimes your heart cuts a fart. That's the Cosmic Shame."


  • "All you people here tonight, you're lookin' for a band that you can believe in... That you can believe in... Some came for music, some came for laughs. Some came because they heard that serious shit would be goin' down... You're searchin' for the cream. Well it came to me in a dream. A Cream Dream."


  • "Dio, time to go. You must give your cape and scepter TO ME! And a smaller one for KG... Go!"


  • "Dianetics, your butt cheeks is warm."


  • "A long time ago... Me and my brother Kyle here... We was hitchhikin' down... a long and lonesome road. All of a sudden... There shined a shiny Demon... In the middle... Of the road... And he said '[Demon Voice]Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls. [snarl]'"


  • "And we played the first thing that came to our heads and just so happened to be the best song in the world, it was the best song in the world."


  • "High above the Mucky-Muck, Castle made of clouds, there sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly... Not much to say, when you're high above the Mucky-Muck..."


  • "Ya don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes that's not right to do. Sometimes you gotta make some love, and fuckin give her some smooches too."


  • "Lots of times when me and KG are watchin', all the fuckin' shit that goes down in City Hall... We get the feeling we should fuck shit up, yeah we should fuckin' start a RIOT!... a riot!"
  • "Fuck you! you fuckin dick! always nay saying! everthing i create! you piece of shit! you create something like inward singing! you fuckin shit! you fuckin sit in your tower! fuckin nap! what's funny? You fuckin bitch! fuckin fuck you! fuckin cocky ass!"
  • "You stole my fuckin schnitzel!"
  • "Hail satan!"
  • "I believe in god"
  • "People inside me are askin' me to smoke up City Hall,

'Cause no one here is talkin'."

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