The Adventures of Pete & Pete

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The Adventures of Pete & Pete (1993–1996) was an American television series about two brothers named Pete which aired on the Nickelodeon cable channel.

• "This is so much better than underpants… I used to look at all the flaws in the world and I'd think 'If I could make one thing perfect…', and then I did - underpants" ~ Inspector 34

• "Passengers will refrain from KILLING MY SOUL!" ~ Bus Driver Stu Benedict

• "Artie! The strongest man... in the world!" ~ Artie, The Strongest Man in the World

• "I am the Doctor of Death, and I have come to cure you of your life." ~ Endless Mike Hellstrom

• "Older Pete Wrigley: I'll give you anything you

want. You can destroy anything in the house, tear up the yard, anything.

Endless Mike Hellstrom: Anything?

Older Pete Wrigley: Anything. [thoughtfully]

Endless Mike Hellstrom: You got any... Neopolitan ice cream?[Older Pete nods]Good, Wrigley. Good"

• "Carrot-top Judas... THOU HAST FORSAKEN ME!" ~ Bus Driver Stu Benedict

• "Pipe!" ~ Artie, The Strongest Man in the World

• "Hey Smilin' strange,

You lookin' happily deranged

Could you settle to shoot me

Or have you picked your target yet,

Hey Sandy (ai ai ai ai),

Don't you talk back (ai ai ai),

Hey Sandy,

Four feet away,

End of speech it's the end of the day,

We was only funnin',

But guiltily I thought you had it coming,

Hey Sandy (ai ai ai ai),

Don't you talk back (ai ai ai),

Hey Sandy,

(Ai ai ai ai) Hey Sandy,

Don't you talk back (ai ai ai),

(Ai ai ai ai) Hey Sandy,

Don't you talk back (ai ai ai),

Hey Sandy, yeah. "

-Theme song lyrics

External links

• The Adventures of Pete & Pete quotes at the Internet Movie Database

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