The Andy Milonakis Show

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The Theme Song Lyrics

I rock peas on my head but don't call me a pea head!
Bees on my head but don't call me a bee head!
Bruce Lees on my head but don't call me a Lee head!
Now please excuse me; I gotsta get my tree fed.
You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.
I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing. ("I hate myself!")
Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy!
'Cause its my show you can't tell me what to do;
When life hands me lemons, I make beef stew!
So, yo, I gotta go, its time for me to rock it!
I put balogna in my left pocket;
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket
'Cause its my show; I'm Andy Milonakis
It’s my show; I’m Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis.
It’s my show; I’m Andy Milonakis!

Idiot Jerk

Andy: This song was inspired by springtime. Murph is a jerk, he's an idiot Murph, he's a Murph idiot. Look how he dances like an idiot Murph like a Murph idiot. What's worse, an idiot Murph or a Murph idiot? Let's ask Murph since he's both of those things.

Andy: Congratulations, Murph idiot, you just danced like an idiot Murph.

Message quotes

Andy: I have no soul.
Man: I don't have one either.

Larry: Peas on my head, but don't call me peahead. Peas on my head, but don't call me peahead. Peas on my head, but don't call me peahead.

Dinosaur: Shut the fuck up!!!!!

Larry: Aah! (runs away)

( bearded man quacks to Andy and cashier )

Duck: Shut the **** up!!!

Bearded Man: I was just trying to fit in!

Snoop Dogg: I'm the real ************* Snoop Do Double G! Who is this fat, red jumpsuited --

Larry: Why don't you just shut up, Andy? No one wants to hear what you want to say.

Snoop Dogg: What'd you call me? ( smacks Larry in the face )

Andy: ( laughing ) You smacked him!

Snoop Dogg: Yeah, I did smack him. You get one too! ( smacks Andy in the face )

Andy: ****!( crying )

It's my show; I'm Andy Milonakis

Man: What the hell you looking at? Andy: Are you at the end of every rainbow? Man: Yes. Andy: Wow. Rainbows suck. Man: No shit. Andy: Well... where's the pot of gold? Man: I have some hard candy and Bengay. Andy: Yay! Bengay! I love Bengay! [rubs bengay on his shirt] Andy: Oh! It hurts so good! Man: You stupid bitch.

End Credits Song : Season 2

Yo, the show is over so I gotta go son (son)

So eat a ham sandwich with a sticky bun (sticky bun)

Thanks for stoppin' by, it's been lotsa fun (fun)

Gotta slap a gooseneck, now I'm on the run!

Don't be sad cause I promise to comeback

I promise to rock tight and never ever whack!

I use old rap slang and call myself the mack!

I rock peas on my head, but a brain is what I lack!

So if you liked what you saw, then comeback next week

If you don't you're a dumb loser--internet geek!

I'm three parts crazy and I'm two parts Greek

Gotta eat feta cheese with my grape leaf beak! (Whaa!!)