The Cosby Show

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The Cosby Show, starring Bill Cosby, is an American sitcom that was first broadcast in 1984. The show ran for eight seasons on the NBC television network, until 1992.

Cliff Huxtable


Cliff: Take the sunglasses off!
Cliff: Put the sunglasses back on!


Cliff: Theo, your mother asked me to come up here and kill you.


Cliff: I brought you into this world and I'll take you out!


DIALOGUE
Rudy: It's easy, for me, because I have better manners than you.
Vanessa: Rudy, its not nice to say that you have better manners than someone.
Rudy: Its true, because if you had any manners at all, maybe you have a boyfriend right now, and you don't because you're a pig.
Vanessa: You're the slop that pigs eat.
Rudy You are the piggy that make all the other piggies sick.


Cliff: I'll give you thirty dollars...
Theo: Thirty!?
Cliff: Okay then, five!


Cliff: Now Rudy, what did your grandpa do to make you all quiet?
Rudy: He said if you all sit down quietly and smile, you'll give us all a dollar by morning.


Theo: I mean, you're a doctor, Dad. And Mom is a lawyer. But I don't love you any less if you weren't a doctor, because you're my dad. So if I just want to do something normal with my life, then maybe you should accept it and love me because I'm your son.
Cliff: Theo... that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life! No wonder you get D's in everything!


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