Uncle Bus

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Uncle Bus refers to a video clip incident of a middle-aged man scolding a teenager for nearly seven minutes on a bus in Hong Kong, that and has since turned into an Internet meme and parodied several times. It has caught attention to the Mass Media of Hong Kong, reports and commentaries are made by several newspapers and radio stations, and some quotations spoken by "Uncle Bus" has developed into the newest slangs in Hong Kong.

Selected quotations

• I have pressure, you have pressure, why did you provoke me? (我有壓力，你有壓力，你做咩挑釁我呀？)
• It's not settled without shaking hands, right? If it's not settled then it needs to be settled! Right?! (唔揸手即係未掂啦？未掂即係要搞到掂啦！係咪啊？)
• It's not resolved! Not resolved! Not resolved! (未解決！未解決！！未解決！！！)
• You think you can fight? Fuck your mother! (你好好打咩你！屌你老母！)
• Who should I fuck if I don't fuck your mother? (老母唔屌屌邊個啊？)
• Is my penis inside your mum when I fuck her? (我屌你老母我條野係咪係你老母果度丫？)
• Fucking is not...it is harmless, fuck... fuck... not as if I'm hitting you. (屌人呢就唔係...係冇害既, 屌丫屌丫屌, 屌打你兩鎚咩。)

The conversation (English Transcript)

(WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE)

[Alvin tapped the shoulder of Uncle Bus, reminding him to be considerate when talking on the phone, then Uncle Bus turned around and shouted at Alvin.]

• Uncle: Get out of the bus now. Do not... Do not stay in the bus.
• Alvin: There is no need.
• Unlce: If there is no need, why did you pat me on my shoulder? I was talking to the phone and you...
• Alvin: Boss.
• Unlce: Do not say that! It is fair, I don't know you and you don't know me, why did you do this? Why did you do this? Hey! Everyone in this society have pressure, and now you are doing something that is not fair to me and made me talking to you.
• Alvin: I don't think you are talking to me right now like this.
• Uncle: Yes, I am talking to you. Have I harm you?
• Alvin: What do you want me to do?
• Uncle: What I want is you saying sorry!
• Alvin: Oh, sorry.
• Uncle: Why you're sorry? Am I the one who did something wrong or is that you?
• Alvin: You wanted to attract attention only.
• Uncle: What?
• Alvin: You wanted to attract attention, sorry Boss, you can't attract it now.
• Uncle: Now, first, you're talking to the phone and I didn't say anything. Why did you say that I am too loud? It is simple, I didn't harrass you, right? What do you think?
• Alvin: Nothing has happen. It is as simple as that.
• Uncle: What has happened to you? What do you want? Now, I want to solve the problem with you.
• Alvin: The whole thing is solved. It is as simple as that.
• Uncle: Not yet!
• Alvin: Solved.
• Uncle: Not yet!
• Alvin: Solved.
• Uncle: Not yet! Let's solve it together now. That's easy. You're talking to the phone and I didn't said anything, and what did you said to me?
• Alvin: You were too loud and disturbing other people.
• Uncle: Hey! While you were talking on the phone, did I say that you're too loud? We were both talking to the phone, and while speaking to the phone, there must be sound, and the sound level is the same. Did I tell you that you're too loud then? Did I? Are you good at fighting? Fuck your mother! Are you good at fighting? I have pressure, you have it too, why did you provoke me?
• Alvin: Sorry.
• Uncle: What sorry? You apologize first!
• Alvin: Sorry.
• Uncle: Louder!
• Alvin: That's it.
• Uncle: I warn you, don't do this again. Give me your hand!
• Alvin: There is no need.
• Uncle: What do you mean? Are you unsatisfy now?
• Alvin: I apologized already.
• Uncle: Then let's shake hand after apologizing! What do you mean if you don't shake hand after apologizing?
• Alvin: There is really no need.
• Uncle: Why no need? It is unsolved if we don't shake hand.
• Alvin: That's really funny. Ha ha ha.
• Uncle: It is unsolved then, if we don't shake hand. If it's unsolved then we must solve it, right? While I am talking to the phone you harrassed me? But I didn't do the same while you are talking to the phone. Fuck! I am furious already? What the fucking hell did you pat on my shoulder? Fuck your mother!
• Alvin: I know that you...
• Uncle: I'm not finish! What the fuck did you know me? I fuck your mother! Hey, you said sorry, and you don't shake hand, that mean it is unsolved!
• Alvin: Okay, I do what you say then...
• Uncle: Good, don't do this again, I tell you seriously. If I am another guy he will surely have beaten you up, I warn you.
• Alvin: We will meet again if this is our fate.
• Uncle: Same to you! Now don't do this again. You won't harrass me and I will do the same, okay? We all have pressure, okay?
• Alvin: Okay.
• Uncle: If you want to fight, then I welcome you anytime.
• Alvin: There is no need.
• Uncle: No need, nothing has happened.
• Alvin: A gentleman will use his mouth to agrue, but not his hand to fight (never apply violence). (Ancient Chinese idiom)
• Uncle: No! You would still be in fucking trouble even if you used your mouth! You patted on my shoulder, I tell you, while I was talking to my phone.
• Alvin: Should I pat on your head then?
• Uncle: You patted on my shoulder, but you apologized, so there is no problem, but you patted on my shoulder meant you harrassed me. I didnt't harrass you so that was the reason why I said "Fuck your mother!". Right! Now the thing is settled, okay?
• Alvin: But mother is not for fucking.
• Uncle: If mums are not for fuck who shall we fuck? I said "Fuck your mother!"... would that mean my dick is really inside your mum? I... I mean, it is foul language of Chinese, I like fucking.
• Alvin: That's it?
• Uncle: My dick is not inside your mother.
• Alvin: I'm warning you, that's it.
• Uncle: Why are you warning me, buddy, you warn me now? After we've shaken hands? What do you mean?
• Alvin: This is solved.
• Uncle: If it's solved then why are you warning me? I have pressure and I wanna fight now. You solved it, and you said it and... why are you warning me? There is no need, buddy, there is no need, right? We've shaken hand.
• Alvin: I'm telling you, it is the matter between the two of us, do not talk about my mother.
• Uncle: To drag other parties to our argument...If you like to say "Fuck", go ahead and same with me! Say "Fuck" is not harmful. Say "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" but I'm not beating you up, Right? It it's settled, then it's settled. Do not warn me. Why are you warning me? I'm not fucking afraid. I have many pressure, do you know? Do you understand? Do not warn me and leave me alone! Understand? If you warn me, then the whole thing is unsettled. But it is, we've shaken hands. Alright?
• Alvin: Okay, I don't want to talk to you anymore.
• Uncle: Why are you fucking warning me? Do you mean it is unsolved?

(Uncle's phone start ringing.)

• Uncle: Fuck!
• Alvin: Listen to your phone.
• Uncle: (To the phone) Hello, hi, yes...

[The End]

zh:巴士阿叔