Upright Citizens Brigade

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Realtor: This is the Hot Chicks Room. The breakfast table's just over this way...

Wife: Excuse me? What was that room again?

Realtor: Oh, this is the Hot Chicks Room. It's filled with assorted hot chicks, who party in here 24 hours a day. But you'd be more interested in the kitchen...

Wife: You know what? We're not going to need a sexy chicks room.

Realtor: Well, actually it's a Hot Chicks Room.

Wife: Well, whatever it is, we don't need it.

Husband: You said the same thing about the microwave, and we use that darned thing all the time.

Husband: So, a Hot Chicks Room, huh?

Realtor: Yes. The previous owner installed the room in the 80's, and I'll be honest with you, some of the chicks aren't all that hot anymore. However, they are replacable.

"Man, I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars..."

"The Power of Spitty Slurpy is all around us!"

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