VG Cats

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VG Cats is a web comic by Scott Ramsoomair.

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Comics

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#11: Bah-Ram-Ewe

Starcraft

Aeris: I've taken heavy losses and the Zerg have us pinned. If your reinforcements don't make it here soon it's all over!
Leo (over com): Just a minute, I heard if you poke an Ursadon enough they'll explode!
Aeris: What?!? I'm risking my god damn life here and you're poking critters?!?; Aeris (over com): What kind of f**ing moron goes and.. AH!! I'm hit!! *BANG BANG*… Take that you!! SCREEECH …AAAAHHHHH!!!! .. For the Swarm
Leo: Damn it, explode!

Poke Poke Poke

Ursadon: Bah-Ram-Ewe

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#22: The Waiting Game

Leo: Wow! What an amazing and high detail error screen. You sure did get your money's worth on this…
Aeris: Oh shut the hell up! This is nothing a quick phone call to tech support won't fix.

2 hours and no X-Box later…

Aeris: Yes, I'm getting an error every time my X-Box loads up.
Microsoft tech support (over telephone): Not a problem, if you ust send it back to us we'll be sure to deliver a replacement right away Ms. Harris.
Aeris: My name's Aeris.
Microsoft tech support: That's what I said, Aeris.

2 weeks and no X-Box later…

Microsoft tech support: I'm sorry but, we never send out any new systems. I'm not sure where you got that ide*fizzle* *kshhhh*; (Aeris has destroyed the cordless phone).

2 months and no X-Box later…

Microsoft tech support: Hello Ms. Harris, we're following up to see if you are enjoying your new X-Box…; Mrs. Harris…; Hello?…; …Ma'am?
TV Newscaster: At a press conference earlier today CEO of Microsoft, Bill Gates was strangled to death. Police were helpless if not unwilling to save Mr. Gates as they "Didn't really give a s**t". A sentiment shared by onlookers to this event as they commented "Have you ever tried using windows?!?" and "It's about time someone did it."; In other news, I'm not wearing any pants. More on this after the weather.

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#25: The line just keeps getting longer

Pit from Kid Icarus: You know I was this close to getting into Smash Bros. It's all politics really…
The dog from Duck Hunt (thinking to himself): Oh God, here he goes again.
Duke Nukem: *Grumble*; Stupid Serious Sam stealing my thunder.; *Grumble*
Pac-Man: GET IN MA BELLA
Ghost: Just shut up! It wasn't funny the first time you said it, so why would it be funny the next 17 times!?!

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After much thought and deliberation I've decided to end this comic. I thank you for your viewership over the past year and hope that you have enjoyed it. Unfortunately recent obligations have forced me t_ _o this. I __er ____this co____ would ______ake ______rub gral___of bi_____ sora______________min___r_______s________

Leo: It's..; Not really happening!!!

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#95: Songs of the Open Seas

Unreal Tournament

n00b: Wut buttun is fly up?/
Aeris: Space Bar for the love of God, Space Bar!!

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#114: That's Saying a Mouthfull

Leo: It's about those alien face huggers. They clamp to your face and implant their babies into your stomach, right?
Aeris: ...Yeah, why?
Leo: Well wouldn't that mean they stick their, you know, down your throat?
Aeris: Oh God. They're raping your face! That's horrible!
Leo: I tell ya. As if killing you isn't bad enough. You also get a face full of alien wing-wong.

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#172: The Ragin' Cajun

Finally… You can't hurt da Blob!

Well not physically anyway.

Aeris (as Wolverine) to the Blob: You offend all of my super senses. By god I can taste the air around you. It's like bacon gone bad.

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#173: Wise Advice

Edward Elric: At last we've found it, Al. The Philosopher..
Harry Potter and Edward Elric: ..Stone?
Harry Potter: By the smelly hat of Gryffindor I command thee to back away shorty.
Edward Elric: What was that four eyes?
Harry Potter: Oh good show Oedipus! How's that mother complex?
Edward Elric: Bite me LARPer!
Harry Potter: A dashing rebuttal, really.
Edward Elric: How about you shut the hell up and I kick your ass. Equivalent exchange bitch!
Scar (to Al): You know when your Mom says not to pick at it? Boy she wasn't kidding.
Alphonse Elric: Our Mom is a pus spewing, organ pile, sin against God.
Scar: Yikes. Um, good luck with that.

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#187: Jorbs

Aeris' iPod is messing up

Aeris: Oh bloody hell, it's frozen again? I just bought this!"
Leo: You think Steve Jobs is ever without his black turtleneck?
Aeris: No, Never. It's the source of his power.
Leo: Power?
Aeris: The power to oversell this ergonomic garbage with a straight face.
Leo: That's boring. Aquaman boring. I bet it's to hide some kind of disfiguring scar.
Aeris: Like where his heart escaped?
Steve Jobs' Heart: Escaped? No. He said he didn't need me anymore. Then he put a cigarette out in my eye.
Aeris: I'm suprised you have an eye.
Steve Jobs' Heart: Name me an Apple Product that doesn't.
Aeris: Touché.