Van Helsing
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Van Helsing (2004)
An action / horror film written and directed by Stephen Sommers. The film stars Hugh Jackman and Kate Beckinsale.
- A pity your moment of triumph is ruined over a little thing like grave robbery. ~ Dracula to Dr. Frankenstein
- Dr. Victor Frankenstein : Good God. I would kill myself before helping in such a task.
Count Vladislaus Dracula : Feel free. I don't actually need you anymore, Victor. I just need him... he is the key.
* You can't kill me, Victor. I'm already dead. ~ Count Dracula
- Mr. Hyde : You're a big one. You'll be hard to digest.
Van Helsing : I'd hate to be such a nuisance.
- Van Helsing: Bless me, father, for I have...
Cardinal Jinette: ...sinned, yes, I know. You are very good at that.
- Cardinal Jinette : Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters? We are not pleased.
Van Helsing : Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the Order do something about it?
Cardinal Jinette : Because we do not exist.
Van Helsing : Well then neither do I.
- We have kept mankind safe since time immemorial, we are the last defense against evil. An evil that the rest of mankind has no idea even exists. ~ Cardinal Jinette about the "Knights of the Holy Order"
- Actually, I'm still just a friar. I can curse all I want. Dammit. ~ Carl
*Do you remember anything? ~Carl
I remember fighting the Romans at Masada. ~ Van Helsing
That was is 1242 AD! ~Carl
- He's the first one to kill a vampire in over a hundred years. I'd say that's earned him a drink. ~ Anna Valerious
- Why can't they just leave us alone. We never kill more than our fill. And less than our share. Can they say the same? ~ Dracula
- I have no heart, I feel no love. Nor fear, nor joy, nor sorrow. I am hollow! And I will live... forever. ~ Dracula
- I'm at war with the world and every living soul in it!... But soon the final battle will begin. ~ Dracula
- Anna Valerious : Some say you're a murderer, Mr. Van Helsing. Others say you're a holy man. Which is it?
Van Helsing : It's a bit of both, I think.
- Why does it smell like wet dog in here? ~ Carl
- To have memories of those you have loved and lost is perhaps harder than to have no memories at all. ~ Van Helsing
- Velkan : I would rather die than help you!
Count Dracula : Oh, don't be boring, everyone who says that dies.
- Van Helsing : There's something down here. And it's carnivorous. Whatever it is it appears to be... human. I'd say he's a size 17, about 360 pounds, 8 and a half to 9 feet tall. He has a bad gimp in his right leg, and, ah— 3 copper teeth.
Anna Valerious : How do you know he has copper teeth?
Van Helsing : Because he's standing right behind you— move!
- I am the key, to my father's machine. The key to life. ~ Frankenstein's monster
- My life, my job, is to vanquish evil. I can... I can sense evil. This thing— man— whatever it is— evil may have created it, may have left its mark on it— but evil does not rule it. So I cannot kill it. ~ Van Helsing, about Frankenstein's monster.
- Where are you going to go? I don't know if you've looked in the mirror lately, but you kind of stick out in a crowd. ~ Carl to Frankenstein's monster.
- I can tell the character of a man by the sound of his heartbeat. Usually when I approached I can almost dance to the beat... Strange that yours is so steady. ~ Dracula
- If there's one thing I've learned, it's never to be the first one to stick your hand in a viscous material. ~ Carl
- I think if you're going to kill somebody, kill them, don't stand around talking about it. ~ Anna Valerious
- You can't leave until I say you can. And I say you can't leave until you're dead! ~Aleera
- I say, if you're going to kill someone, do it! Don't stand around talking about it. ~Anna Valerious
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See also
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External links
- Van Helsing at IMDb
- Van Helsing at Rotten Tomatoes
