Van Helsing

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Van Helsing (2004)

An action / horror film written and directed by Stephen Sommers. The film stars Hugh Jackman and Kate Beckinsale.


  • A pity your moment of triumph is ruined over a little thing like grave robbery. ~ Dracula to Dr. Frankenstein
  • Dr. Victor Frankenstein : Good God. I would kill myself before helping in such a task.
    Count Vladislaus Dracula : Feel free. I don't actually need you anymore, Victor. I just need him... he is the key.

* You can't kill me, Victor. I'm already dead. ~ Count Dracula

  • Mr. Hyde : You're a big one. You'll be hard to digest.
    Van Helsing : I'd hate to be such a nuisance.
  • Van Helsing: Bless me, father, for I have...
    Cardinal Jinette: ...sinned, yes, I know. You are very good at that.
  • Cardinal Jinette : Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters? We are not pleased.
    Van Helsing : Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the Order do something about it?
    Cardinal Jinette : Because we do not exist.
    Van Helsing : Well then neither do I.
  • We have kept mankind safe since time immemorial, we are the last defense against evil. An evil that the rest of mankind has no idea even exists. ~ Cardinal Jinette about the "Knights of the Holy Order"
  • Actually, I'm still just a friar. I can curse all I want. Dammit. ~ Carl

*Do you remember anything? ~Carl
I remember fighting the Romans at Masada. ~ Van Helsing
That was is 1242 AD! ~Carl

  • He's the first one to kill a vampire in over a hundred years. I'd say that's earned him a drink. ~ Anna Valerious
  • Why can't they just leave us alone. We never kill more than our fill. And less than our share. Can they say the same? ~ Dracula
  • I have no heart, I feel no love. Nor fear, nor joy, nor sorrow. I am hollow! And I will live... forever. ~ Dracula
  • I'm at war with the world and every living soul in it!... But soon the final battle will begin. ~ Dracula
  • Anna Valerious : Some say you're a murderer, Mr. Van Helsing. Others say you're a holy man. Which is it?
    Van Helsing : It's a bit of both, I think.
  • Why does it smell like wet dog in here? ~ Carl
  • To have memories of those you have loved and lost is perhaps harder than to have no memories at all. ~ Van Helsing
  • Velkan : I would rather die than help you!
    Count Dracula : Oh, don't be boring, everyone who says that dies.
  • Van Helsing : There's something down here. And it's carnivorous. Whatever it is it appears to be... human. I'd say he's a size 17, about 360 pounds, 8 and a half to 9 feet tall. He has a bad gimp in his right leg, and, ah— 3 copper teeth.
    Anna Valerious : How do you know he has copper teeth?
    Van Helsing : Because he's standing right behind you— move!
  • I am the key, to my father's machine. The key to life. ~ Frankenstein's monster
  • My life, my job, is to vanquish evil. I can... I can sense evil. This thing— man— whatever it is— evil may have created it, may have left its mark on it— but evil does not rule it. So I cannot kill it. ~ Van Helsing, about Frankenstein's monster.
  • Where are you going to go? I don't know if you've looked in the mirror lately, but you kind of stick out in a crowd. ~ Carl to Frankenstein's monster.
  • I can tell the character of a man by the sound of his heartbeat. Usually when I approached I can almost dance to the beat... Strange that yours is so steady. ~ Dracula
  • If there's one thing I've learned, it's never to be the first one to stick your hand in a viscous material. ~ Carl
  • I think if you're going to kill somebody, kill them, don't stand around talking about it. ~ Anna Valerious
  • You can't leave until I say you can. And I say you can't leave until you're dead! ~Aleera
  • I say, if you're going to kill someone, do it! Don't stand around talking about it. ~Anna Valerious

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