Victoria Wood

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Victoria Wood OBE (born May 19, 1953), British comedienne, actress, singer and writer.

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  • Terribly sorry, I seem to have written a Mr Men Book on your computer.
  • I'm not getting anything from Jersey, it's against my rights, because that's where they filmed Bergerac.
  • [with a heavy Northern English (UK) accent] Elloh. I'm lookin' fer me friennnd. Kimmmberleh? 'Ave you seen 'er?
  • People think I'm Dawn French sometimes. They come up to me and just ask "what's it like being married to Lenny Henry?" I say "How should I know, I've only seen him on a museli commercial.""
  • Last time I went Intercity there were a couple across the aisle having sex. Of course, this being a British train, nobody said anything. Then they finished, they both lit up a cigarette and this woman stood up and said, "Excuse me, I think you'll find this is a non-smoking compartment."
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