Waiting...
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Waiting... is a 2005 film about servers in a restaurant.
- Written and Directed by Rob McKittrick.
What happens in the kitchen ends up on the plate.
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Floyd
- Welcome to Thunderdome Bitch!
- Sir yes sir! Blue cheese for you stat! Have a good day big guy.
- Yes Masta..Right away Masta..Aint gonna be no bacon on the salad masta...no bacon..oh no.no no
- Yeah! Carpe deez nuts! God I can't wait to quit this job!
- Fuck you, Bitch!
- We almost had to move it up to the 10 second rule!
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Mitch
- Congratulations, you're the funniest guy that works at ShenanigenZ! That's like being the smartest kid with Down's Syndrome.
- You are the biggest piece of shit in this entire restaurant. I hope you burn in hell.
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Monty
- Correct me if I'm wrong, but haven’t I been inside you?
- Come on mom. Of course I'm being safe. I pull out.
- You think I want to have kids? Absolutely not. That's why I stick to anal sex.
- I'd fuck her (Amy). Hell I'd even pay... I would.
- Birds of a feather flock to vagina.
- Mama said thay my magic shoes..mama say thay take me anywhere..of course mama use to beat with a stick and call me a retard
- Stupid child proof lighters.
- It's so angry!
- I guess we should feel some sort of guilt, but she broke the cardinal rule; don't fuck with people who handle your food.
- What, the fuck, ever!
- Everyone knows that I'm orally fixated and you can't deny that I played your vagina like a violin!
- With women, it's always one of two things. Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's really no need to ever call them again. Or they DO sleep with you... and then there's really no need to ever call them again.
- Women. They're so fucking wiley.
- It's like a horrible time paradox, where neither our wisdom, or your virginity ever escape.
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Naomi
- Foreigners! I fucking hate foreigners!
- You would do that for me? I appreciate that. I really do. But I think I'd rather you just WASH THE FUCKING DISHES AND SHUT THE FUCK UP! Fucking psychobabble bullshit asshole!
- What! (to Mitch). What do you want! Get back in the fucking training room ass cock! God damn these fucking cooks. I hate them..I HATE THEM! Twenty minutes for two medium rare stakes. This is bullshit! They need to get rid of everyone of these lousy cock sucking (emerges from kitchen) So how is everything?
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Nick
- Bitch, what makes you think I won't cut you?
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Serena
- Take anything that he gives you, with a shot of penicillin.
- Unless you're combing the playground for middle schoolers, don't become an asshole like Monty.
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ShenaniganZ Customers
- I want a single shot of whisky, and a double shot of whisky, and she'll have water. You know, what the hell. It's our anniversary. Would you bring her a Pepsi?
- I don't mean to be a bitch, but the last four times we've come here the food was awful.
- Well. I want a hot pink center.
- I think I might name my daughter chlamydia.
