Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

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Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit is a 2005 film about an eccentric British inventor and his faithful dog whose humane anti-pest business is employed to capture a giant rabbit which is wreaking havoc in their village.

Directed by Nick Park and Steve Box. Written by Bob Barker, Steve Box, Mark Burton and Nick Park.
Something wicked this way hops. taglines

See Wallace and Gromit page for their other films.

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Wallace

  • [To Gromit, while holding a carrot and wearing giant rabbit ears] Er, what's up, dog?
  • It's a veritable vegetable paradise!
  • Just a bit of harmless brain alteration, that's all.
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Lady Campanula Tottington

  • Please, Wallace, call me "Totty".
  • Run, rabbit, run!
  • [To Victor] Consider yourself dumped!
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Lord Victor Quartermaine

  • No nonsense with Victor Quartermaine. What you see is what you get. [his toupee is sucked into a rabbit hole and Lady Tottington screams.]
  • [Preparing to shoot the were-rabbit] Looks like the buck stops here! Eat karat, bunny boy!
  • [Watching the were-rabbit hop away] You can hop, but you can't hide, Pesto!
  • [Stopping Gromit from saving Wallace] Your loyalty is moving. Sadly, you won't be.
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PC Makintosh

  • [The Were-Rabbit is teetering on the roof of Tottingham Hall, above a group of terrified villagers] Stand back! There may be a large rabbit dropping!
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Hutch the Rabbit

  • Cheese, Gromit!
  • Don't forget the crackers.
  • Monterey Jack! Mmmm!
  • Aaaw, the bounce has gone from his bungee.
  • I'm inventing, mostly.
  • Oooooooooh, I do like a bit of gorgonzola!
  • I'm Wallace.
  • Good night, Gromit.
  • Hey presto! Rabbit rehabilitation!
  • Geronimo!
  • Job well done, lad.
  • Cheeeeeeeeeese!
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Reverend Clement Hedges

  • Beware the moon!
  • And for our sins, a hideous creature has been sent to punish us all! Repent! Repent! Lest you, too, taste the wrath of... the Were-Rabbit!
  • (holding up a pair of cucumbers like a cross) Merrrrcyyyyyyyyy!
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Mr Growbag

  • I never saw such cauliflower carnage! Worse than the Great Slug Blight of '32. When there were slugs the size of pigs.
  • Not even the Great Duck Plague of '53 stopped it.
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Dialogue

Lady Tottington: [over the phone] I have the most terrible rabbit problem.
Wallace: Certainly, M'um, we'll be there in an— [hits the control panel and gets dragged up through the ceiling.] Ahhhh!
Lady Tottington: In an hour?! I can't wait an hour! I have a major infestation!
PC McIntosh: [Surveying the damage left by the Were-Rabbit] If you ask me, this was arson.
Townspeople: [gasp]
PC McIntosh: Yeah. Someone arsin' around!
Wallace: [sobbing] Oh, Gromit! I don't wanna be a giant rabbit!
Hutch the Rabbit: Aww, the bounce is gone from his bungee.
[Quartermaine's hairpiece has been sucked up into the Bun-Vac 6000.]
Lord Victor Quartermaine: I want... [lowers voice] toupeé, please.
Wallace: Oh, yes, of course. We take cheques or cash.
Victor: TOUPEÉ, you idiot! My hair is in in your machine!
Wallace: Oh, no, it's only rabbits in there. The hare, I think you'll find, is a much larger mammal.
Reverend Clement Hedges: Hello? Is anyone there?
[The Were-Rabbit lets out an enormous belch.]
Rev. Hedges: Mrs. Mulch?


Reverend Clement Hedges: [At the fair] Ah, Mr. Growbag. I have a hunch this is a night to remember.
Reverend Clement Hedges: [Looks at his back] I just have a hunch.


Victor: [To Wallace] I know your little secret, Pesto. I know exactly what's going on.
Wallace: Your Lordship?
Victor: Oh, yes. You think you can pilfer my filly, don't you? You think you can con an innocent woman out of her fortune.
Wallace: Who, me?
Victor: Well I got here first! I've spent a lot of time reeling in that fluffy-headed bunny-lover, and I'm not about to let some puddle-headed peasant poach her from me! Comprenez?

[everyone thinks Victor's a hero]

Civilian !: Please, sir... [holds up vegetable] kiss my baby!
Civilian 2: [holds up vegetable] Kiss my potato!
Mr Growbag: Kiss my arrr... ['holds up vegetable]...tichoke!
Victor (at the fair): Constable?
PC McIntosh (into megaphone): Everyone have a great time.
Victor: The beast isn't actually dead yet...
PC McIntosh (into megaphone): The beast isn't actually dead yet?!
(everything stops)
PC McIntosh (into megaphone): Oops.
Reverend Clement Hedges: The beast lurks within all of us, my child. [thunderclap] The side of us that emerges at night, when the full moon rises into the sky! The side that savagely rips the leaves off any innocent cabbage...!
Victor: Spare me the sermon, Vicar! Just tell me how I kill him! Er, I mean 'it'.
Reverend Clement Hedges: To kill such a creature would require nerves of steel, and...[pause]

... a bullet. [thunderclap]

Victor: A bullet? [thunderclap]
Reverend Clement Hedges: A bullet! [thunderclap]
Victor: A bull-? [LOUD THUNDERCLAP!] Oooh! [closes window to blot out noise] What KIND of bullet?
Reverend Clement Hedges: A bullet... of pure... gold!
Victor: Gold.
Reverend Clement Hedges: Yes... 24 'carrot'!
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Taglines

  • Something wicked this way hops.
  • Something bunny is going on.
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Cast

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