Xiaolin Showdown
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Xiaolin Showdown (2003-) is an animated television show about a young Xiaolin monk named Omi with a giant yellow head who leads a trio of other students to collect powerful items known as Shen Gong Wu while battling the evil Jack Spicer who is also after the artifacts.
Season 1 (2003-2004)
The Journey of a Thousand Miles
Like a Rock!
Omi: "In your head"/ "Talk to my fingers".
Tangled Web
Katnappe!
Shen Yi Bu
Chameleon
Omi Quote: "Pushing your arm" / "Pulling his leg?" / "Oh, my badness"; "Thank you my friend in the two-gallon hat" / "Uh, that's ten-gallon hat" / "Heh, Not anymore"
Ring of the Nine Dragons
Omi Quote: "Let's rope some dogs." / "Uh, doggies" / "Just as you say".
Clay says: "Dumb as a sack of hammers".
Night of the Sapphire Dragon
Omi Quote: "This volcano is most stinky.", "... the painting of smiley-faces on your fingernails ...", "Piece of pie" / "Cake" / "Piece of cake", "Skating the worldwide webbing"
Clay says: "I'll be a 2-headed texas rattler", "... jumpier than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs" "Does clay wear his boots to bed?"
My Homey Omi
Omi Quote: "I have my eyes upon you", "Why are you always up in my business", "... game of baskets and balls", "I am not feeling like all that and a bag of chips anymore." (editor has no clue as to the plain text on this one), "I have obtained game" / "It's got game", "I have angry skills" / "Mad skills" / "Correct", "Peace on" / "Uh, peace out" / "That too"
Raimundo:(HE picks up Omi and Hugs him) "Your alive! Don't you ever do that again! You had us worried like........."(Everyone stares)(Rai blushes and drops Omi) "What? I was worried."
Big as Texas
Omi Quote: "Only 9 and a half gallons! You get a free hat" (Ed: Determining what a 10 gallon hat holds), "...all over it like kiju flies on a sun berry blossom"
Royal Rumble
Mala Mala Jong (Part 1 of Season 1 cliffhanger)
Raimundo: "I'm not afraid of this mala mala ding jong guy!"
Omi: /"I have jacked the hitpot!"/"You mean hit the jackpot."/
In the Flesh (Part 2 of Season 1 cliffhanger)
Season 2 (2004-2005)
Days Past (Part 3 of Season 1 cliffhanger)
Citadel of Doom (Part 4 of Season 1 cliffhanger)
Clay: "Really, Dojo? It seems like Wuya has figured out eight ways to Sunday."
The Shard of Lightning
The Crystal Glasses
Omi : I've Been Tebigonged
Pandatown
Sizing Up Omi
Enter the Dragon
Clay says: "Looks like we're all feeling lower than a snake's belly today"
The Sands of Time
Hear Some Evil, See Some Evil
Dreamscape
Master Monk Guan
The Evil Within
Omi Quotes: "You do the dance of happy too soon Jack Spicer", "Everything cool?" / "Yes, I believe everything is the correct temperature", "You are going up" / "I think he means down"
Clay Comparison: "More tired than a 5 legged bronco after a bucking contest"
The Deep Freeze
Clay Says: "Whoo! Lookit that, a Triple Salchau! .... What? A cowboy can't like figure skatin'?"
Screams of the Siren
The Black Vipers
The Emperor Scorpion Strikes Back
The Return of PandaBubba
The Last Temptation of Raimundo
The Year of the Green Monkey
The Demon Seed
The New Order
Omi Quote: "Piece of Pie" / "Piece of cake"; "I'm very much top tip" / "I think you mean tip top".
Clay Says: "That little feller has more pride than a dog has fleas".
The Apprentice
Omi Quote: "I will not let you up" / "Down" / "In every direction" ; "Looks like a most difficut safe to fix" / "To Crack" ; "I knew you would twice cross me, so I twice crossed you first" / "That's doublecross"
Clay says: "As rotten as road kill in July"
Something Jermaine
Dangerous Minds
Judging Omi (Part 1 of Season 2 cliffhanger)
Saving Omi (Part 2 of Season 2 cliffhanger)
Season 3 (2005-2006)
Finding Omi (Part 3 of Season 2 cliffhanger)
Omi Quote: "Omi cat has more lives than you can skin"
Clay says: "We're about as useless as a catfish on a bicycle", "What in the name of blueberry jam ...", "Never try to teach a pig to dance"
Bird of Paradise
Omi Quote: "It is time for us to kick some tongue" / "You said a mouthful", "You must promise ... to turn a new leaf over", "We may be outside, but we are not down" / "I think he means we're down but not out"
Clay says: "She couldn't carry a tune in a bucket"
The Life and Times of Hannibal Roy Bean
Omi Quotes: "You are the male" / "Uh, That's you are the man", "Enough chat chit!", "You ripped the words from inside my mouth"
Omi Town
Omi Quotes: "I do not feel like grabbing my booty", "I am sorry for being such a lower" / "You mean a downer <boink> Not that you are", "I am like the blond leading the blond" / "I think you mean the blind leading the blind", "You shouldn't kiss a horse on the lips before it gives you its presents." <Pause> Kimiko: "Oh, kiss a gift horse on the mouth" <Dojo: I thought it was look a gift horse in the mouth">, "If we break apart, we can cover ourselves with more dirt" / "I'm guessing, 'Split up and cover more ground' ", "What comes in circles, goes the other way in circles" / Wuya: "Somebody translate. I'll be up all night" / "What goes around, comes around" / Wuya: "Oh please, that wasn't even close"``Raimundo to Hannible Bean: "I'm not afraid of you, I eat beans for lunch".
Treasure of a Blind Swordsman
Oil in the Family
Omi Quotes: "Polish their watches" / "Clean their clocks", ".. chew on that sentence" / "I think the little fellow means eat those words", "The jig is down. You are at the top of your rope. Spoon over that wu" <pause> "I got it! The jig is up, you're at the end of your rope, fork over the wu", "I feel so much pressure in my head", "So much crisscrossing"
Clay Says: "Follow the oil".
The Return Of Master Monk Guan
Omi Quotes: "You're only making things worse" / "I do not see how that is possible", "Our Bobo is turning to the dark side! Again!"
Clay Says: "What in the Sam Hill are you doing", "Getting kicked around like a pigskin at a football game"
The Dream Stalker
Chucky Choo
Wu Got The Power?
Hannibal's Revenge
Clay Says: "Like having a fistful of extra aces at the poker table?", "Juggling livestock's harder than it looks", "A hound dog with front-row seats at a flea circus."
Hannibal Bean thinks: "Chase has girly hair. A real boy shaves his head, like me!"
Chase Young then retorts: "Hah! You could pour fertilizer on that head and NOTHING would grow!"
Time After Time part 1
Time After Time part 2
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