Young Frankenstein
From BillionQuotes
Young Frankenstein is a 1974 film
Directed by Mel Brooks
Starring Gene Wilder, Teri Garr, Peter Boyle, Marty Feldman, Madeline Kahn, and Cloris Leachman
Contents |
[edit]
Dr. Frankenstein
- Put...the..candle...back
- From that fateful day when stinking bits of slime first crawled from the sea and shouted to the cold stars, "I am man!", our greatest dread has always been the knowledge of our mortality. But tonight, we shall hurl the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death itself. Tonight, we shall ascend into the heavens. We shall mock the earthquake. We shall command the thunders, and penetrate into the very womb of impervious nature herself.
[edit]
Others
- Igor: Walk this way. (pause) No...this way.
- Igor: ix-Nay on the otten-Ray.
- Inga: Hallo. Vould you like a roll in ze hay? It's fun. [she begins rolling in the hay] Roll, roll, roll in ze hay.
- Frau Blücher: I am Frau Blücher.
[horses whinny]
- Elizabeth: [as The Monster begins having sex with her] Oh! Oh! No! Too big! Oh! Oh!...
[sings] Sweet mystery of life at last I've found you!
- Elizabeth: [After sex with The Monster] Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh... I think I love him.
[edit]
Dialogue
- Student: Wasn't that the basis of your grandfather's work, sir? The reanimation of dead tissue?
- Dr. Frankenstein: My grandfather was a very sick man.
- Student: But as a "Fronkenshteen" aren't you the least bit curious? Doesn't the bringing to life what was once dead hold and interest for you?
- Dr. Frankestein: You are talking about the non-sensical ravings of a lunatic mind; dead is dead.
- Student: But look at what has been done with hearts and kidneys...
- Dr. Frankenstein: Hearts and kidneys are tinker toys! I'm talking about the central nervous system!
- Student: But, sir...
- Dr. Frankenstein: I am a scientist, not a philosipher! [picks up a scalpel] You have a better chance of re-animating this SCALPEL then you would of mending broken nervous tissue!
- Student: But what about your grandfather's work?
- Dr. Frankenstein: My grandfather's work was doo-doo! I am not interested in death. The only thing that concerns me is the preservation of life!
- [in his excitement, Dr. Frankenstein stabs himself in the leg with the scalpel, grimaces, then crosses his legs]
- Dr. Frankenstein: Class...is...dismissed!
- Igor: Dr. Frankenstein...
- Dr. Frankenstein: "Fronkensteen."
- Igor:You're putting me on.
- Dr. Frankenstein: No, it's pronounced "Fronkensteen."
- Igor: Do you also say "Froaderick"?
- Dr. Frankenstein: No..."Frederick."
- Igor: Well, why isn't it "Froaderick Fronkensteen"?
- Dr. Frankenstein: It isn't; it's "Frederick Fronkensteen."
- Igor: I see.
- Dr. Frankenstein: You must be Igor.
- Igor: No, it's pronounced "eye-gor."
- Dr. Frankenstein: But they told me it was "ee-gor."
- Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?
- [Howling in the background]
- Inga: Werewolf
- Dr. Frankenstein: Werewolf?
- Igor: There.
- Dr. Frankenstein: What?
- Igor: [pointing] There wolf. There castle.
- [Frankenstein, Igor and Inga in front of HUGE castle doors]
- Dr. Frankenstein: What knockers!
- Inga: Oh, thank you doctor.
- Frau Blücher: Would the doctor care for a brandy before retiring?
- Dr. Frankenstein: No. Thank you.
- Frau Blücher: Some varm milk... perhaps?
- Dr. Frankenstein: No. Thank you very much. No thanks.
- Frau Blücher: Ovaltine?
- Dr. Frankenstein: NOTHING! Thank you. I'm a little tired.
- Frau Blücher: Then I vill say... goodnight.
- Dr. Frankenstein: Goodnight.
- Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
- Igor: And you won't be angry?
- Dr. Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
- Igor: Abby someone.
- Dr. Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?
- Igor: Abby Normal.
- Dr. Frankenstein: Abby Normal?
- Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.
- Dr. Frankenstein: Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME?
- Dr. Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.
- Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.
- Dr. Frankenstein: Precisely.
- Inga: [her eyes get wide] He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
- Dr. Frankenstein: [ponders this a moment] That goes without saying.
- Inga: Voof.
- Igor: He's going to be very popular.
- Dr. Frankenstein: Love is the only thing that can save this poor creature, and I am going to convince him that he is loved even at the cost of my own life. No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you, no matter how terribly I may scream, do not open this door or you will undo everything I have worked for. Do you understand? Do not open this door.
- Inga: Yes, Doctor.
- Igor: Nice working with ya.
- [Dr. Frederick Frankenstein goes into the room with The Monster. The Monster wakes up]
- Dr. Frankenstein: Let me out. Let me out of here. Get me the hell out of here. What's the matter with you people? I was joking! Don't you know a joke when you hear one? HA-HA-HA-HA. Jesus Christ, get me out of here! Open this goddamn door or I'll kick your rotten heads in! Mommy!
[edit]
External links
- Young Frankenstein on IMDb.
- Young Frankenstein at Rotten Tomatoes.
